Paranoia Shoppe

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By JFK's Ghost! We're back after a long, dark slumber. In this episode we dig into secret societies. Skull and Bones! Freemasons! The Pizza Hut Book It! Club...all are on the list. Come enroll with us and pray we don't get hazed. Also, if you want to support the show, please give us a rating! We have this new PS feed and are still on the Explosomagico feed as well!

Chad and Aaron break the seal and unleash the horrors of more fan mail upon an unsuspecting mortal plane. WWII Superweapons, personal hauntings, imaginary friend birth galore!

Chad and Aaron return with a globe-trotting hunt for hidden treasure! Desert galleons, death oceans, Canadian pirate booty, a cave of wonders, magic eggs and Bible Gold are dug up.

Chad and Aaron dig into the ghoulish history of flying machines. Amelia Earhart, Bermuda Triangle, Obama murder, Malaysia Flight 370, Spruce Goose and sky demons are all on notice.

Chad and Aaron dig into the ghoulish history of flying machines. Amelia Earhart, Bermuda Triangle, Obama murder, Malaysia Flight 370, Spruce Goose and sky demons are all on notice.

Chad and Aaron welcome special guest Holly Conrad (SyFy's "Heroes of Cosplay") to talk about UFOs. Topics include Arizona governors with grey costumes, Area 51, the Dark Knight satellite, Mayan astronauts, and Dino-Spaceship destruction.

In this episode, Chad and Aaron allow the fans to take over Paranoia Shoppe H.Q. with a deluge of strange topics, creepy questions and a whole lotta lovin'.

Chad and Aaron wind back the clock and uncover "real" instances of sneaky time travelers caught on camera ripping holes in the space-time continuum.

This time Chad and Aaron delve into a class of lesser-known mythological beasts -- the rarely discussed Monster Men: half monster, half man. Frog men of Ohio! Psychic nuclear moth folk! Goat people that enjoy camping! They need love, too.

Chad and Aaron delve deep into the dark corners of the World Wide Web to bring you the the most cockamamie conspiracies this side of crazy town. Gangstalking, chemtrails and Morgellons, oh my!

Join Chad and Aaron as they delve into the rich polyphonic creepiness of unexplained noises. Be they dragons? Ancient whistling statues? Underwater Bloops? God music only the deaf can hear? We've got it all, baby.

Russia is really weird, did you know that? Aaron and Chad are joined by Nick Allen and John Druska ("Game Program Attack") to discuss Tesla's death ray, the Tunguska Blast, the Dyatlov Pass, Rasputin's dong and Vladimir Putin's penchant for Super Bowl rings.

Aaron and Chad invite special guests Kyle McVey and Joey Reinisch into the Paranoia Shoppe to discuss the terrors of Armageddon, including such important topics as Spider-Man fighting the devil, the depressed dwarves and raining wolves of Ragnarok, super volcanoes, and an army of evil micro-robots that will turn you into a gooey couch.

Lincoln is a warlock that fights slave demons, Andrew W.K. is a collective of dirty dudes, and every celebrity you've ever known is immortal. These are just some of the knick-knacks of knowledge sold in the premiere episode of Paranoia Shoppe.