Pretty Little Monsters

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

Season 5 continues. More explosions!!!!

The Saga of Season 5 continues. A representation of both of our brain spaces.

A. Doozy. Season 5. Buckle up!

The one where all is revealed... sort of... ish.

"Big and Full of People versus One Hallway and One Bathroom." Ellis would rather talk about our new description of the school in Pretty Little Liars than these episodes in one sitting.

The Noir Episode. It's the noir episode.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller are joined by comedian Dylan Penza to discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about... well, it's a guest episode so it goes all over the place... plus the pretty little liars get new nicknames... except for Lucy Hale.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifteenth and sixteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about all the secrets... and if they can KEEP it (I'm sorry).

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the thirteenth and fourteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk... well, it's a lot.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the eleventh and twelfth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about that bizarre footloose-type moment, knitting needles, and that BIG reveal.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventh and eighth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about... well, the car crashing into the living room... what else is there? Turns out, a lot in Episode 8.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the fifth and sixth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about the numerous innacuracies of the sorority sequence, the bonafide horror influences on these episodes, how a locked closet is always suspicious, and BEES!

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the three and fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about these bonkers episodes where Ellis almost throws in the towel but stays for the camp value (special shoutout to the scene where Spencer narrates her stalking of Melissa).

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the first and second episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Four. We talk about Mona's arc, Aria's knitted hats (again), Wilden's body/sheet/wind choreography, seeing dead bodies, and the wild start to the new season .

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty third and twenty fourth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about Hannah's babysitting, Spencer's "transformation" (AKA a hair straightener and a black hoodie), and the chef's kiss reaction shots prevalent through this bonkers and satisfying(?) end to the season.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the twenty first and twenty second episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about muffin love, bear poking, Mona's master knowledge of Botany, and... pudding obsessions? 

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the nineteenth and twentieth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the elevator scene, Hannah comin' in hot (as she always does), Ellis being 80, and Aria's ability to only watch pre-code movies.

Comedian Ellis Hoffmeister and Writer Ali Keller discuss the seventeenth and eighteenth episodes of Pretty Little Liars Season Three. We talk about the opening "sex scene," Ellis finally being moved to tears by something in the show, Fitz and Aria getting their moment, and the great Ashley advice of "Stay out of it."