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    SpongeBob SquareCast

    A fourteen-year-old American girl explains SpongeBob SquarePants to her fifty-year-old Scottish step-father who has never watched it.

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    Episodes (115)

    S3E20 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a Lot

    S3E20 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a Lot

    After an 18-month break, join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss both segments of the final episode of the third season, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler and Pranks a Lot. SpongeBob makes an enemy of the Tattletale Strangler, and then SpongeBob and Patrick have ghostly fun at the expense of the Bikini Bottom residents. Elsewhere, your hosts discuss the possible future of the podcast and wonder if the week that Stelly has a cold was the best week for the big comeback.

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    S3E17a Krabby Land

    S3E17a Krabby Land

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventeenth episode of the third season, Krabby Land. SpongeBob wants to learn the true meaning of summer, while Mr Krabs sees an opportunity to make some money out of kids on break. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers an rainy visit to Hershey Park, Gavin discusses unexpected consequences of sitting on a kerb, and this month's quiz is all about Gary the Snail. This episode was previously released on Patreon.

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    S3E16b I Had an Accident

    S3E16b I Had an Accident

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, I Had an Accident. An accident results in SpongeBob breaking his bottom and he confines himself indoors to protect himself from further damage. Elsewhere, Stelly imagines an opera starring Oprah while Gavin surprises his co-host by being Scottish.

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    S3E16a Born Again Krabs

    S3E16a Born Again Krabs

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, Born Again Krabs. Mr Krabs is forced to change his ways when he is rushed to the hospital after eating a dodgy Krabby Patty. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin are both a little distracted by the BAFTA Film Awards that's silently playing on a screen as they record.

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    S3E15a The Great Snail Race

    S3E15a The Great Snail Race

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode of season three, The Great Snail Race. SpongeBob gets jealous when Squidward takes delivery of a purebred racing snail. Elsewhere, Stelly gives her views on The Batman while Gavin complains about the price of frozen drinks at the cinema.

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    S3E14 Ugh

    S3E14 Ugh

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the fourteenth episode of season three, Ugh. It's a SpongeBob Special where we see the gang in a 1,000,000 BC type thing, plus Patchy the Pirate. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a cultural weekend while Gavin's reason for having facial hair is revealed.

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    S3E13b Clams

    S3E13b Clams

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, Clams. After making his millionth dollar, Mr Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward out for some clam-fishing. Elsewhere, Stelly feels sorry for Wales, while Gavin contemplates a lawsuit from Adele.

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    S3E13a New Student Starfish

    S3E13a New Student Starfish

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, New Student Starfish. Spongebob takes Patrick to boating school where the pair of them do little to impress Mrs Puff. Elsewhere, Stelly celebrates five days off school thanks to weather, while Gavin marvels at the idea of a two-hour Postman Pat movie.

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    S3E12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

    S3E12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V. Barnacle Boy is sick of being a sidekick and moves to the dark side. Elsewhere, Stelly has watched a lot of substandard basketball while Gavin states on audio that Jaws 2 is better than Jaws.

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    S3E12a Chocolate With Nuts

    S3E12a Chocolate With Nuts

    This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Chocolate With Nuts. SpongeBob and Patrick are inspired by Squidward's magazine to become entrepreneurs and endeavor to become successful chocolate salespeople, employing any means necessary. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses her first performance at a poetry Open Mic, while Gavin, in an attempt to create something different for patrons, has constructed a fiendish quiz that ends up costing him money.


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    S3E11 Party Pooper Pants

    S3E11 Party Pooper Pants

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the eleventh episode of season three, Party Pooper Pants. SpongeBob decides to throw a house party and is distressed when his guests fail to follow the rules. Elsewhere, Stelly is learning a Nine Inch Nails song on guitar while Gavin discusses the etiquette of party attendance timeliness.

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    S3E10b Krusty Krab Training Video

    S3E10b Krusty Krab Training Video

    IT'S EPISODE 100!! Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the tenth episode of season three, Krusty Krab Training Video. A strange episode where we're given access to the Krusty Krab's onboarding processes. Elsewhere, Stelly had a successful Christmas in Connecticut, while Gavin explains the disaster levels of weather that had to be experienced when he was at school before he'd get an inside recess (playtime).

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    S3E10a Wet Painters

    S3E10a Wet Painters

    This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the tenth episode of season three, Wet Painters. Confusion at the Krusty Krab leads SpongeBob and Patrick to decorate Mr Krabs house as punishment, but there's a catch: the paint is permanent, and there's scope for an awful lot to go wrong. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin chat through lockdown (dull), Lansing's downtown treats (none), and Biggby's mocha lattes (expensive), before Stella practices her pronunciation of Eastern European episode title alternatives (potentially problematic). Meanwhile, Gavin has devised a devilish character-based quiz for this month. How much will Stelly add to her college fund?  

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    S3E9b Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

    S3E9b Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the ninth episode of season three, Rock-a-Bye Bivalve. SpongeBob and Patrick play parents to a baby clam, but Patrick's contribution leaves a lot to be desired. Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for Christmas back East, while Gavin is looking forward to getting his money's worth out of his cinema loyalty card thing. If you celebrate it, have a wonderful Christmas and we'll be back in 2022!

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    S3E9a Krab Borg

    S3E9a Krab Borg

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the ninth episode of season three, Krab Borg. After watching a late-night scary movie, SpongeBob becomes convinced that Mr. Krabs is a robot. Elsewhere, Stelly has been icing festive cookies, while Gavin laments not being able to moonwalk.

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    S3E8b Squilliam's Return

    S3E8b Squilliam's Return

    Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighth episode of season three, Squilliam's Return. Squidward is determined to impress Squilliam by pretending to be the owner of a five-star restaurant. Elsewhere, Stelly talks hats while Gavin's poor head has been pelted with hail.

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