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Austin and Cameron are awarding their favorite moments on the show. Want to know which Rule 34s and fics made us want to puke? It's all right here! Also we address our email scandal and give an update on what the hell we are doing.








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Austin and Cameron wrote their own fics this week! Featuring Lord of the Rings characters and a very special Comic-Con encounter.





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Austin and Cameron are back from a brief unplanned hiatus! First we read some The Office fanfic and flip through Jim's HR file, then we find out what Blues Clues would be like if it was an action movie.

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Austin and Cameron fall head over heels for The Incredible Hunk, then Sam from Transformers crosses beams with Slimer and also the X-men are there for some reason.

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Austin and Cameron get trapped in a disgusting time loop with Dr. Strange and his friend Wang, then we get the show on and get paid with Shrek and all the usual memes.

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Austin and Cameron try to replicate Clifford the Big Red Dog's enlargement powers for, uh... science. Then Tom Hanks puts more than just his handprint on Wilson the Volleyball's face.







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Austin and Cameron and special guest Dan get a glimpse into the mysterious mind of Yeezus. Then we see what Dexter is really up to in that laboratory. After that we are summoned to the Headmaster's office for a magical night of destroying whorecruxes.

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Austin and Cameron save you $10! Instead of going to see the new Avengers, just listen to this fic and spare yourself the horror of seeing Ant-man crawl up Thanos's butt on the big screen. Also we discover Hugh Neutron's special omelette recipe. Items required: 3 eggs; 1 butt. ...Lots of butt stuff this episode.






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Austin and Cameron blaze it 420 with Darren the D.A.R.E. lion and Harry Pothead. Also, we uncover Shaggy’s deep dark secret, which surprisingly has very little to do with drugs. Lock and load and stay safe out there because Zac Efron is sick of being typecast.








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Austin and Cameron learn how to deal with bullies from Thomas the Dank Engine. Also, Darth Maul is feeling cute, might kill your Jedi Master later, idk.








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You get a fanfiction! And you get a fanfiction! Everybody gets fanfictions! Austin and Cameron are just takin' it easy, man. Then we read about the world's most purple cult leader.

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Episode 44: You Can't Arrest Me, It's A Cosplay

You get a fanfiction! And you get a fanfiction! Everybody gets fanfictions! Austin and Cameron are just takin' it easy, man. Then we read about the world's most purple cult leader.

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Austin and Cameron use the power of poetry to meditate with one of our favorite Dogs. Then we make a deal with two different bald headed television personalities. And after that— Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Austin and Cameron are saving people and hunting things, but get detained at the airport by a handsy TSA agent. Then we get a little bit sidetracked on our quest through Mordor.

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Austin and Cameron find out that Darth Vader is technologically illiterate and then we find ourselves searching for that handsome beast who wears them size 25 shoes.









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Austin and Cameron investigate some of the scummiest sea creatures in Bikini Bottom, sing along to everyone's least favorite band, and realize how hard it is to craft a compelling narrative about Shaggy because he's just too powerful.








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Austin and Cameron witness the repercussions of loving pizza too much, then we Diners Drive-ins and Dive into a tasty fic featuring Danny Devito.



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Austin and Cameron visit Sesame Street. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Then we ponder Dumbledore’s questionable methods for sorting the students into houses.

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Austin and Cameron sold their souls to get an Apple Pay sponsorship. We see in the first fic that with Apple Pay, you can easily and quickly pay for an online marriage ceremony between and ogre and his three fiancés. Then after, use that crazy good app to buy as much butter as you can get your grimy mitts on before Paula Deen buys it all up and crashes the market.

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Austin and Cameron have finally done it! We found a Storage Wars fanfiction! Also we read the final chapter in Lightning McQueen's sexy adventures. SOLD!

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