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    Sexy Mother Russia - TWB90

    Sexy Mother Russia - TWB90

    This is not about elections, steel dossiers, or FBI reports I will never read. This is all about how sexy, crazy, cool, and dangerous those Russians can be on screen and off.

    Movies with actors doing Russian Things:

    1. Vanessa Angel from Spies Like Us
    2. Viggo Mortenson from that one killer movie, Eastern Promises
    3. Everyone in White Nights. Even Gregory Hines, a defector from the U.S. Mikhail Baryshnikov, Helen Mirren, and Isabella Rossellini
    4. Salt - Angelina Jolie

    Red Sparrow is a film, starring Jennifer Lawrence, about a young ballerina recruited into an elite organization of spies who use sex, not guns as a weapon. 

    • Red Sparrow opened at the wrong time of the #metoo movement, or was it just in time to justify the cause?

    This, That and Other News

    • The case of Sergei and Anna Chapman. 
    • Maria Butina who sales couches and US gun toting charm.
    • This guy fakes his own death to elude an assassination plot. 
    • Sex coaches offer up the goods, America doesn't bite. 
    • The Cold War scare. Even in the early eighties, we had to prepare for a potential bomb scare/ nuclear fallout. Duck and cover.

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    enJune 12, 2019

    Road Trip Heroes - TWB89

    Road Trip Heroes - TWB89

    In This Episode

    1. Liam Neeson did that to himself.

    2. 15:17 To Paris and the Hollywood movie meant for Lifetime.

    3. Patriots Day and true event films. How long to wait before we capitalize on a tragedy.

    4. When art transcends admiration.

    5. Eurotrip: The Movie we don't have now.

    Liam Nesson takes the low road, on purpose.

    C'mon, bruh, you volunteered this information which allowed the media to run away with it. However, should we care? Will we somehow erase the memory of watching this man portray roles in Schindler's List, Star Wars: Episode One, or all the Taken movies?

    What he said was stupid and insensitive. Who he is, is flawed like you and me. 

    15:17 to Paris is not a Clint Eastwood, like, Movie - On The Thread

    • 15:17 should begin after the train attack.
    • Clint Eastwood offended people with some of his views on Hilary Clinton during and after the election. He is a person who is a famous actor and director. Who cares what he thinks. His art is what we relate to the man, not the other way around.
    • Of his 39 credits as director, 15:17 is far from any exemplary in comparison to his previous productions.
    • 15:17 played too much like a Lifetime movie, which made it almost unbearable to watch.
    • Recognizable movie and television actors also made it difficult to believe a story that is a true story.
    • This movie portrays true events with those involved at the time it occurred. Less recognizable actors would make this film more convincing.
    • Eastwood tried to tell the tale of these four heroes as truthful as he possibly could but ended up hurting Hollywood appeal by coming at this project wearing kids gloves.

    Spending twenty minutes with these fellows on vacation while sightseeing was boring.

    All the drama occurred at the end of this film, whereas, it ignored the issue of every life that is not so spectacular: the single mother raising her child, the effect of a young boy losing his best friend, and a man’s struggle to find a place in a world where he needed fit in.

    Patriots Day and applying Hollywood ascetic to real life events.

    The real heroes of this very real event are the first responders. Stories of their bravery in a time of crisis are good stories to be told on Good Morning America or with news outlets, however, to capture the Hollywood flair, movie depiction of horrible events have to include some sort of stretch to the imagination.

    Stories change with each retelling.

    The shootout at the end of Patriots Day between the two terrorists and law enforcement, although not accurately depicted, added a Hollywood pizazz to events that in realtime occurred quickly and without dramatic pause.

    15:17 To Paris reminded me of that EuroTrip Movie in a way but less boring.

    If you really want a Eurotrip movie, then stay away from Hostile aka torture porn movies of the early 2000s. Watch this silly film about a high school graduate in search of his pen pal and love of his life.

    1. Michelle Trachtenberg of Buffy fame.
    2. Matt Damon
    3. Stupid comedy movies and the event film.
    4. Teen angst movies: there are none. Only things kids are into these days is Juuls and Fortnite.
    5. It’s just a different world.

    When Art Transcends Admiration - Scoop Du Jour

    I was upset by past rhetoric expressed by Clint Eastwood years ago and lost admiration for a man I thought was a great visionary and storyteller. However, one doesn't associate with the other. His thoughts on Hilary Clinton doesn't reflect on his filmmaker vision. 

    Reality stars, actors, and sports heroes are not who we imagine them to be in most instances; they are people. What we admire is their art, the characters, and on-screen personas. Nowadays with social media, we know more about them as individuals and it's not flattering.

    No matter how mundane they are in comparison to the most popular Twitch streamer or Youtube star, your story matters. If you want to tell that story, go on ahead while the getting is good. We have the technology and other means, so why not? The stupidest person in the world can have a Youtube or blog account.

    We invest in idols and the characters we believe they are. Reality stars, actors, and sports heroes, sometimes they are not who we imagine them to be.

    No matter how mundane they are in comparison to the most popular Twitch streamer or Youtube star, your story matters. If you want to tell that story, then go on ahead while the getting is good. We have the technology and other means, so why not. The stupidest person in the world likely has a youtube or blog account.

    Weekly Gratitude: Our realities might not be great, but they are our stories.

    Flava text: Always shoot from the hip.

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    enJune 05, 2019

    Sharks Plus Ocean Equals Scary - TWB88

    Sharks Plus Ocean Equals Scary - TWB88
    Recently, Warner Bros. released The Meg as proof that sharks are not bankable unless you make them silly. As frightening a creature as sharks seem, they are never good subjects for a movie. There are very few plots involving sharks in which to script an original film. Depending on the idea, a thrilling shark movie should never be over-conceptualized. Just keep it simple: sharks plus ocean equals scary.
     
    Sharks strike fear in the minds of most people who ever watched Jaws. As frightening a creature they are; however, sharks are never good subjects for a movie. There are very few plots involving sharks in which to script an original film.  Jaws is the best shark film made, and that was just about 40 years ago. Tell the same story over with The Shallows and add in a human element, Open Water, then you might just come close to some decent, but nothing is or will ever be as good as Jaws
     
    In this episode:
     
    • The Shallows and Open Water are two good films that embody the simplicity of a good shark film. 
    • Crazy shark movies that have to make the animal more terrifying than they are is not embracing the horror most of us feel when we consider swimming in an ocean.
    • Shark movies should rely on the fear already embedded within our psyche. Prey on the audience by feeding upon the fear most of us have of being in the ocean. 
    Scoop Du Jour: Naked Mole Rats and The Probability of the SyFy network. 
     
     
     
    Wow, it’s amazing how this has come full circle. As we near this pinnacle of 100 episodes I revisit episode three of this podcast when we discussed the probability of the SyFy network, and how movies, like, Sharknado would not keep it afloat. 
     
    Audiences give less attention to the movies, it’s the series that made the probable success of the SyFy network a reality. 
     
    This, that, other news, and Stingrays:
     
    • Boy gets stung by a shark in the willy-wacker. 
    • My daughter and her sting ray vacation.
    • Talk about having something stuck in your head. Try this: insert baby shark song. 
    Weekly Gratitude:
     
    My daughter is alive and for that, I have nature to thank. Our bodies are magnificent machines hellbent on keeping us alive. 
     
    Flava text:
    Shuffle you feet or else bye bye go your pee-pee.
     

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    Netflix at The Oscars With Steven Spielberg -TWB87

    Netflix at The Oscars With Steven Spielberg -TWB87
    My Oscar ballot results suck. 
     
    The Academy’s disappointment wins.
     
    • Moonlight wins over the much acclaimed La La Land
    • Crash gets the statue over Brokeback Mountain, the favorite to win.
    • Green Book was good enough to win, but not the only choice to lose against ‘the people’s’ favorites.
    Some great film moments of 2018. We the audience are the Academy. Enjoy film however and wherever you can then use your platform to celebrate the movies and shows you enjoy.
     
    • That one scene in the Favourite when Rachel discovers Emma in the Queens bed.
    • Roma and the representation of water as a narrative.
    • The reveal of the horse-human hybrid in Sorry to Bother You.
    • Topher Graces look of befuddlement after being duped by a black guy.
    • Tessa Thompson...
    • Ready Player One and The Shining recreation
    • The fake ending in Sicario.
    • Overlord, because killing Nazi zombies is fun.
    • The quiet meditation of First Man
    • Soderberg's iPhone movie Unsane.
    • Tom Cruise and MI5, plus, all the practical effects.
    • The foot and the nail of The Quiet Place
     
    Spielberg to speak at the Academy of Arts about Netflix and Amazon created movies and their eligibility for the coveted award.
     
    Our Spectacle crusader is here to preserve the sanctity of film but is he too late?
     
     
    1. Fighting for the sanctity of Hollywoods future credibility? Isn’t it acceptable to allow this medium to flourish as technology and the times change?
    2. Films available to a television audience first are not vetted enough for conservation by the Academy of Motion Pictures.
    3. The nostalgia of watching a movie in theatres remains a memorable experience.
    4. Watching films on phones and mobile devices.
    5. Comic book movies.
     
    The Irishman challenge by Netflix and a pure film enthusiast, Martin Scorsese. 
     
    Great commercial spot dig. Touche Netflix.
     
    I need a definition of Best Picture
     
    The auteur in the realm of advocacy.
     
    Do awards matter?
     
    A win will get you more watches. Improve your status as a viable risk worth a studio taking a chance.
     
    Credibility goes a long way in this business. 
     
    The sentiment that the creation is the best reward whether your audience is in the millions or the neighborhood few.
     
    Drake at the Grammys.
    Guillermo at the Oscars. 

    Bohemian Travesty - TWB86

    Bohemian Travesty - TWB86
    Looking back on this movie in relation to the title of the film, there should be a more artist approach to this biopic for the band Queen and not the man Freddy Mercury. At face value, Bohemian Rhapsody is a paint-by-the-numbers biopic without the celebratory weight of a meaningful story.
     
    They dangle Freddy Mercury on screen just long enough for us to pat at the plight of this man who (may have) suffered secretly with his sexuality but extroverted himself through music, another gift born unto him. To know what empowered Mercury to sing is to know the truth behind the lyrics of songs endeared by millions.
     
    Same goes with the talents of his bandmates and what inspired them to form a band named Smile. Whether it be audiences short attention spans or the parameters of constraining a film to under one-hundred and sixty minutes, Queen’s biopic lacks the importance of truth beyond the entertainment.
     
    Headlines: 
     
    • Freddie Mercury was Queen. Sorry, you have to hear that.
    • Bohemian Rhapsody was initially a Freddy Mercury biopic with Sacha Baron Cohen casts as the lead singer.

      Bohemian Rhapsody featuring the music of Queen, and my aversion to the biopic.

      Are biopics, those unwilling to take risks, worth the cost?

    This, That, and Other News

    • Queen wrote and performed the theme song for Highlander: The Movie and Highlander the series. The show and the movie were my first exposure to Queen’s music. I’ve listened to We Are the Champions and We Will Rock You deservingly without ever knowing the artists performing the songs until Highlander debuted on television.
    •  That pesky comet,  Oumuamua, might be alien. Then again, it may not be alien.
    • Woman calls the cops on a whale, seriously. This is what happens to the Open Water franchise. Why do people call the cops for things they should mind on their own. Get your own cat out the tree, Timmy!

    Weekly Gratitude:

    Doc says I’m healthy, like a bull. I say you’re full of ..it.

    Flava text:

    Nothing really matters.

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    enNovember 27, 2018

    State of Fear 2018

    State of Fear 2018

    Halloween has a newfound popularity rooted in a remake that is a sequel (a remakequel) to the beginnings of a franchise relaunch. Not new material, but there’s a case for simplicity with horror movies that over time lost to the evolving use of special effects and jump scares. Halloween (2018) wasn’t a great movie; however, it is what this genre needs as a reflection back to when simple storying telling thrilled the masses. 

    This, That, Other News, and Crytoids

    • Aliens and May 2018 triangle in the sky.
    • Time Traveler, Jamie Oliver, Claims to be from the year 6491. 
    • Lochness Sightings! Please, oh please, use your feet to zoom!
    • Don’t do what daddy does. Do what daddy does not and have some common sense, idiot!
    • Vajayjay beer. 
    • A Few Good Sasquatch
    • Woman admits to having relations with a ghost

    Weekly Gratitude: 

    Thanks to my wife, I won't have to marry a ghost. 

    Flava text: 

    There's a girl... on my bed. YES!

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    enOctober 31, 2018

    Hollywood, We Have a Problem with Movie Franchises

    Hollywood, We Have a Problem with Movie Franchises

    Remakes and Franchises make movie watching boring these days. Same ol’ this and with a sprinkle of that thing already imagined. Jurassic World and Ocean’s 8 are two examples of films —this summer— whose failure to deviate from the plot and character development of it’s precursors to produced a final product that hit all the marks of fanfare but lacked originality.

    What's In This Episode

    1. Weighing down Jurassic World: Kingdom is a story that went way off the grid of believability, but conforms to the beloved moments of the first film, Jurassic Park.
    2. Sicario, is new to the franchise market, but can it survive as a profitable film series to a story that needed no sequel?
    3. With a cast of eight actresses and the potential to breath new life into this forgotten franchise, Ocean’s 8 failed to create a better version of the original film by sticking to the Soderbergh heist movie formula.
    4. I blame tween novels, and the social media experience.

     

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    enSeptember 06, 2018

    Subscribe Me to Movie Pass - TWB83

    Subscribe Me to Movie Pass - TWB83
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    The movie theatre is a venue; a luxury, to which only some of us can afford to indulge regularly. Subscription services, like, Movies Pass, Stubs, and Cinemark’s Movie Club make that indulgence a more considerable option than waiting for movies to premiere on Netflix. No matter who’s paying, it’s a great experience when we’re paying less.
     
    1. Movie Pass is a great concept but a horrible business model based on the average subscription holder not going to movies.
     
    2. Studios could totally ruin the nostalgia of watching movies in theaters but also increase attendance with Episodic Movie or the Event Film.

    Links Mentioned in This Episode

    Amc shops subscription model, Stubs.
    Variety Alamo draft house and Season Pass
     

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    • Podcast subscription page 
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    • If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review with Apple Podcasts iTunes!
     
     
     
     
    Talking With Burritos
    enAugust 28, 2018

    Black Panther is The Only Black James Bond We Need - TWB82

    Black Panther is The Only Black James Bond We Need - TWB82

    Black Panther is the only black James Bond we need. He has the tech, a suave demeanor, and the well intent to undermine criminal minds who threaten his nations. It would be great to have a black James Bond character on the big screen but as long as he or she is not James Bond and more Bond-like. I’m bored of remakes and studio attempts to reinsert old titles into the modern day film industry by way of cultural appropriation: Female Ghostbusters, a black James Bond. Good ideas. Lazy imagination.

    The sole popularity of the title and name of a product (the film) remains the only selling point for the repurposing a franchise with different faces of gender or race.

    I hate the idea of that guy from Get Out as black bond; it’s only an accurate casting because he's British.

    In this Episode:

    • Traits Black Panther and James Bond share
    • Starks and T-Challa
    • The opposite moral compass
    • What makes a King - Scoop du Jour
    • Snipes and the Blank Panther Film that never was
    • No matter how you spin it, movies don't have a race.

    LINKS MENTIONED IN THE SHOW

    Wesley Snipes and the Black Panthermovie that never was but came to become.

    Daniel Kaluuya as James Bond

    Weekly Gratitude:

    Always bet on black, and please pay your taxes. 

    FLAVA TEXT THIS WEEK: 

    Don't sneak up on me like that colonizer.

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    Solo is The Ultimate George Lucas Clapback - TWB81

    Solo is The Ultimate George Lucas Clapback - TWB81

    Solo is an entertaining movie and could possibly be more to audiences if we could accept him --the individual, Solo-- as the main character rather than a sidekick who just so happens to be the baby daddy to certain Skywalker progeny. This movie isn't necessary to the canon, however, has the potential to payout and entertaining storyline if we care to wait for forthcoming sequels.

    People “riding’ Solo for the all wrong reasons.

    Solo is not a bad film, only unnecessary to the storyline we already know exists of the infamous Hans Solo of the first trilogy. Han has redeemable qualities and that just does not work for a scoundrel. This is a lawless land. Let us witness its lawlessness. Go raw. Go dark. Surprise the audience with a captivating story of a criminal who is a criminal.

    Rogue One is a far better film than Solo.

    The mission was to take down the Destroyer by any means necessary. The stakes were such that no one would survive. There was an ending to that tale, whereas, with Solo there is more to beget. The story continues without fulfilling a need to expose Solo for who he and not what he became after his adventures with the Skywalkers.

    Solo as a summer tentpole movie: meant to entertain.

    There just isn’t much importance to this film in relation to the current Star Wars Saga, however, if my theory suggests then maybe this explains the origins of a newly birthed Star Wars legend.

    Is there still such a thing as a summer tentpole with one studio dominating the market. Disney has a gambit of films debuting this summer. Every other studio fails in its comparison. Investing in preexisting titles and not taking a chance on original not-so-sure-shots drys the well dampened by only one studio entity, Disney.

    Early May and April are too early for summer releases.

    Summer movies start early, in April. June is the true beginnings of the Summer film season. Actually, it’s always been Memorial Day. Here are my expectations and movies I look forward to watching this summer.

    Scoop du Jour: The Preordain Clapback.

    Why you should always have a plan of retaliation in social media beef.

    Links mention in this episode:

    This video of the Loch Ness monster is nothing to swoon over. 

    George Lucas wanted to go all metaphysical with the Jedi sequels. 

    This video of the Loch Nessmonster is nothing to swoon over.

    George Lucaswanted to go all metaphysical with the Jedi sequels.

    It started with Pusha T's Infrared. Got serious with Drake's Duppy Freestyle, and ended with the Story of Adidon. How much more cinematic can you get?

    Cryptoid of the Week:

    There has been another siting of a Loch Ness log.

    Flava Text: Never trust anyone.

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    enJune 27, 2018

    Thanos featuring The Avengers - TWB80

    Thanos featuring The Avengers - TWB80

    In two movies, Disney and Marvel, (kinda) redefined or rather reintroduced the sympathetic villain into the mainstream zeitgeist: Kilmonger and Thanos. We may not like the pain Thanos inflicts on Earth's Mightiest Heroes in Avengers Infinity War but you gotta like the guy; he has conviction and purpose. Sure he's crazier than a raccoon climbing a skyscraper, vicious, and a bit of a psychopath. However, he's also compassionate and empathetic. Violence is just the result of the many obstacles impeding the progress of best-laid plans. Not to applaud his efforts and eventual success but there is reasoning to his logic and it's rooted in the history of our world and The Good Book.

    What's on the Menu:

    • How Disney solved the villain problem with Thanos?
    • Thanos sympathizes with the plight universe, but are his motives are not without some truth filled obscurities?
    • Thanos’ logic may be unsound but it’s not without reason if you read the Bible.
    • Likable but unlikeable villains
    • With Infinity War, the Marvel Universe just expanded into the Marvel Infinite.
    • My theories on where the MCU cinematic universe goes from here.

    Weekly Gratitude: Live each day as if it were your last, and don’t listen to this stupid statement. Live each day with the intent of seeing tomorrow and continuing to exist, create, and love.

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    Comcasts hostile bid for Fox. 

    Who is Adam Warlock?

    Flava text: Ashes to ashes dust to dust. Woman, I said don’t look back!

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    Talking With Burritos
    enJune 25, 2018

    Blade Runner and The Search For Existential Life - TWB79

    Blade Runner and The Search For Existential Life - TWB79

    Blade Runner continues the conversation it began thirty-five years ago with an even deeper questioning into the morality of creating life.

    Life finds a way.

    Since Jeff Goldblum stuttered those words in the first Jurassic Park, the question of life coming into being outside the control of its creator is not just a popular quote but a think well consideration. If we[humans] are to be the next creators of life then we must take the responsibility of allowing life to live, breath, and think without interference.

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    EPISODE MENU

    Human soul 46:01

    Camouflage robots 44:41

    Wired In 39:26

    Sex Robots is how Skynet takes over 34:50

    Bots Be Talking on Facebook 31:11

    Dystopian Movies and YA novels 30:31

    Does art have a place in box office 27:52

    2049 Bombs and the BO 23:15

    Farmhouse Cinematography 19:29

    K and Joi 17:46

    Blade Runner Review 14:08

    Blackout 2022 10:00

    Essential Burrito 8:27

    Life finds a way 7:23

    4k DVD Magic 0:24

    THIS, THAT, AND OTHER NEWS: How I know we are headed for a Blade Runner-like dystopia:

    1. The Great Szechuan Fiasco.
    2. In August, Facebook had to shut down an AI experiment because the bots formed their own language and began communicating with one another. 
    3. Scientists created a skin to help camouflage robots. I shouldn’t have to speak on this much and only reference you to the movie T2 and the T5000.
    4. Headline Sex robot frenzy: Horney fans so excited they grope interactive love doll until it breaks. Dummies.
    5. Wired In: Andriod Feels (Jay's Dish)

     

    FLAVA TEXT THIS WEEK:

    If God did not exist, everything would be permitted - Dostoevsky

     Episode Length 50:58:00

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    Alien Free Fire in The Phoenix Sky - TWB78

    Alien Free Fire in The Phoenix Sky - TWB78
    Aliens, they fit into neither the category of monster or creature but fall into the unknown. We don't fear them as much as we are intrigued by them. Give us a reason to be afraid and I'm sure we'll piss our pants. But until that time comes curiosity will have to reign supreme within the space of our feeble minds.
      
     
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    enFebruary 02, 2018

    Mummy Curses The Dark Universe - TWB77

    Mummy Curses The Dark Universe - TWB77

    Let's stir up some ancient Egyptian dust with The Mummy circa 2017 starring Tom “The Maverick” Cruise aka the last of the action hero and answer the question this failure should not be the end all for  Universal Dark Universe.

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    FOR STARTERS

    What The Mummy does for Dark Universal is make it harder for the studio to establish some credibility with audiences. And as inconceivable as it may sound, this may not be at the end all stake in the heart for this franchise. There is hope and it has webbed feet. Also, The truth about the risk of watching movies: criticism in the age of easily accessed opinions. The heat is on as movies continue to not garner much excitement and fail at the box office. But who’s fault is it: the studio or the critics? 

    Talking Points

    1. Dark Universe Monsters are not creatures, right?
    2. One stark difference between The Mummy 1999 and The Mummy 2017 is that the Mummy 1999 was good.
    3. All work and no play makes Jack Reacher a dull boy
    4. The Underwhelming Success of The Mummy Doesn't Doom The Dark Universe; just makes it harder for us to care.
    5. Creature from the Lagoon would not fit into the current action narrative of this “Dark Universe.”
    6. Universal needs to think Disney before moving forward with the next Dark Universe Film.

     

    The Scoop Dujour - Criticism and The Risk of Watching Movies

    Criticism is not new. Before the internet: you picked up a newspaper, flipped to the entertainment section and read the latest review from your favorite entertainment columnist. However, now, in the age of accessibility, many of those single opinions operate as a collective voice within sites like Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic. 

     

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    Colossal Kong and The Creature Feature - TWB76

    Colossal Kong and The Creature Feature - TWB76

    The 80’s welcomed in a different type of horror movie which steered away from the fear of the atomic 50’s and the boujee-ness of the 1960’s Euporean bloodsuckers. Horror did not necessarily include monsters but monstrous figures committing monstrous acts.

    In the late 70’s and 80’s, the movie monster replaced cheesy storylines with utter suspense and terror, like, Jaws (1975) and Alien (1979). Long were the days of monsters coming from far outer space to terrorize earth. Now the monsters were next door in your own neighborhood and not so easy to dispose of.

    As a kid, I watched (whenever permissible) creature features on television and sometimes those “creature features” were more Sci-Fi than epic monsters. The King Kong movies, Godzilla, gigantic mutant insect films, and aliens were a common staple of this genre but then there was Dracula and Werewolves sprinkled into the play mix. These were all considered horror movies at the time before they were all lumped into the distinctive category of The Creature Feature.

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    [3:58] - Colossal is the creature feature of this era of humanization in creature feature films. [9:06] - King Kong, Godzilla, Them!, are these films horror movies or creature features? [10:27] - Kong: Skull Island is just Moby Dick with a large ape instead of a whale. [18:43] - King Kong is a good example of the imbalance of nature vs man. [23:3] - Nature's wonderful miracles will eat your face off. [26:30] - Hunting on the Oregon Trail; fend for yourself or die of starvation or disease. [33:3o] - Hunting is taking a knife into the woods and seeing what happens. [35:52] - In the movies, Kong and Godzilla are nature's way of balancing things. What's keeping us in check?

    FOR STARTERS

    Ann Hathaway plays party girl Gloria who has to move back to her hometown when her fed-up boyfriend kicks her out of his apartment. Things quickly get weird when she discovers that she — by matters of pure obscure coincidence— controls a monster that terrorizes South Korea every evening after one of Gloria’s binge drinking fits. read review

    SCOOP DU JOUR : The Natural Balance and Godzilla

    The natural balance of nature was disrupted by the presence of an ancient creature. This event awakens Godzilla who must restore the balance set awry by the presence of this other beast. That’s why Kong was based in the seventies and not today. It wasn’t that Godzilla wanted to save mankind, he just wanted to eradicate that thing which should not exist within nature without a counterbalance. With Warner Bros. and it’s Monsterverse now established, it will be interesting to see if the next set of movies within this franchise focuses less on the humanization of the monsters and more on their need to exist because nature requires them to live.

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    THIS, THAT, AND OTHER NEWS

    Administration temporarily lifted on importing of elephant trophies and then thinks otherwise.

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    1. Picture of the baby rhino who lost its mother to poachers
    2. Wildlife conservation and saving to kill
    3. The attempt to lift sanctions on hunting endangered species, like, the grizzly bear.
    4. Poachers take rhino horns at a French zoo.
    5. The killing of a white wolf in one of our national parks

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    That sounds like a bird, but it's a f$%king ant.

    Episode Length 37:41

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    Wunza Movie, Wunza Singer - TWB75

    Wunza Movie, Wunza Singer - TWB75

    Wunza a movie and wunza a podcast about buddy films, James Cameron, and Taylor Swift. Also, what happens when your favorite show ends or gets canceled? How long do you sulk and what steps can you take to move on with your life. Comment on this episode, ask a question or share what entertains you by visiting our website.

    EPISODE MENU

    [1:18] Roger Ebert and the wunza movie. [1:50] Hitman's Bodyguard and don't you think the roles should have been reversed. [3:02] One of my favorite wunza movies is 48 HRs with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. [7:51] Kylo Logan; let's review Lucky Logan. [12:21] James Cameron got in some hot water after stating the truth about the Wonder Woman movie. [26:03] Throw Atomic Blonde into the mix of feminism. [31:58] What to do when your favorite show is canceled or not renewed, which means canceled. [32:41] Downward Dog, I really love that show and ABC canceled it this summer. [34:48] Sense 8 canceled after two seasons. C'mon, couldn't get least get three? [43:36] What you can do when your favorite show ends. [50:36] Listener question. [53:37] Taylor Swift really needs to sit down and be humble.  

    FOR STARTERS

    Robert Ebert to this day is my favorite movie critic; Ebert and Stephen King when Stephen King reviews movies for EW. Roger Ebert.com is my source for trusted movie criticism these days and also, there is this pop culture writer I enjoy reading who writes for Wired Magazine, her name is Angela Watercutter and if there is anyone worth reading these days, her stuff is worth the pop culture indulgence. Roger Ebert phrased this term, the wunza movie, which consists of two individuals: one is a blank and the other is a blank and together they will do blank. Example Two: Nice Guys One is a small-time private detective and the other a muscle for hire who must work together to solve a murder. Example Two: 48 Hours. One is a crook and the other is a cop working to capture a prison escapee. Example Three: Hitman’s Bodyguard One is a disgraced bodyguard and the other a hitman who is the key witness in the trial of a Russian leader suspected of the genocide.

    Not-so-Bosom Buddies and Hitman's Bodyguard

    Hitman’s Bodyguard was more a spoof of a 48hrs and Nice Guys or the wunza movie. Although, nice guys and 48 hrs contained many humorous moments worth the laughter, the story maintains rooted in the human element and the evolution of the relationship between the two different people forced into this unfortunate situation.

    The Human Element

    The human element is where Hitman’s Bodyguard misses out on an opportunity to become one of those wunza movies we take seriously. Samuel L Jackson and Ryan Reynolds make an awesome duo, however, their roles should be reversed; Sam should be the bodyguard, an older experienced man of duty, with Reynolds as the young cocky hitman. Jackson's portrayal of a hip energetic fast-talking assassin played perfectly in line with his coolness, however, it didn’t bode well for the fatherly relationship he later established with his younger bodyguard.

    Jack Cates and Reggie Hammond

    Consider the relationship between Jack Cates and Reggie Hammond; these two detest one another as did Bryce (Reynolds) and Kincaid (Jackson) the two characters in Hitman’s Bodyguard, but which pair was more believable? Cates and Hammond’s relationship developed after a series of detours, rundowns, and attempts at Hammonds' escaping custody. Cates continually taunts Hammond throughout the movie, never really showing any remorse or concern for his well-being — 48hrs ends with Cates punching Hammonds in the face. The two were jokey but not in that slapstick sort of way; their comedy materializes from the many potholes they experience in search of Ganz, Hammond’s former partner in crime.

    Byrce and Kincaid

    Bryce and Kincaid weren’t able to necessarily share in one another’s misery necessary to develop a true pseudo-relationship. Maybe it was because they had killers on their backsides attempted to thwart their attempt to get Kincaid to the courthouse in time before the dismissal of the case a corrupt government official, or maybe it was all this back and forth with the government and Interpol that disrupted the continuity of the wunza story. Whatever the case, Kincaid, and Bryce were very likable but not well established as two individuals we should care about; they were more comedians than a hitman and bodyguard.

    Selma Hayek Should Guard Her Hitman’s Body

    The best comedic moment came with Hayek’s foul-mouthed tirades. As Sonai Kincaid, Selma Hayek plays wife to the Hitman who's doing time by association for her husband’s misdeeds. When we first meet her, she lays on the thick Spanish accent with such profanity-laced fluidity to a couple of FBI agent that just warms the vulgarity in all of us. The previous movie I saw her in was How To Be A Latin Lover, and although she’s a good English speaker, she’s even better when they let her Spanish fly.

    Logan Lucky and This Side of The Come Up

    Heist movies are dependent on the stakes involved and for Jimmy Logan, the stakes are rather modest: he just wants to catch a break and the Indy 500 is right for the pawn. read the review

    SCOOP DU JOUR: What to do when a show you enjoy ends or is canceled

    • Petition.
    • Watch something new
    • Read a book.

    Question: Is it better to start a show late or watch and wait for an episode each week?

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     THIS, THAT, AND OTHER NEWS

    Columnists berate James Cameron over sexist statements about Wonder Woman that were not entirely wrong. Wonder Woman is an overrated success. There was no malice to his statements, however, defenders (and Patty Jenkins herself) have dragged Cameron through the mud because he's not a woman, which, I took offense too because he his a Hollywood director and he knows a bit about the ilk of studio heads and producers who only see dollar signs.

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    Freddy Krueger Got Fingered on Elm Street -TWB73

    Freddy Krueger Got Fingered on Elm Street -TWB73

    In September of 2016, we recorded an episode that never made it to post-production. Sometime during this awesome recording of Freddy galore, the recording stopped and we lost the better part of our program. Although we could never recreate that moment, I pieced together an episode filled with a semblance to our true intentions on that faithful afternoon. 

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    FOR STARTERS

    Here is a twenty-minute discussion between myself, The Rupel, and Adam about the film Freddy Got Fingered. We recorded this section in September of 2015, but due to circumstances unknown,*ahem Freddy*, the last forty minutes are missing.  I’m using this snippet as the introduction to the main topic of this particular episode because as promised, I vowed to not let this awesome scenario go without some discussion of its ridiculous merit.

    SCOOP DU JOUR

    Freddy Got Fingered and A Nightmare on Elm Street Crossover

    • Fingered: The meaning "identify a criminal" is underworld slang first recorded 1930.
    • The podcast episode featuring A dot Snyder and The Rupel (20 minutes)

    Freddy Krueger vs Gord Brody

    • So, the question 100 hours of watching Freddy Got Fingered or 1 minute of Freddy Kruger’s dream world
    • Rules of engagement: Freddy Got Fingered 
    1. Bathroom breaks
    2. Sleep and rest
    3. Monitoring of attention levels
    4. Controlled testing. Every fourth-hour treat

    For this episode, I revisited The New Nightmare and Lucid Dreams. 

    Methods on how to defeat Freddy Kruger.  

    • Appeal to Freddy’s hubris
    • He preys on your fear, mom, Louisiana, tiny mice, 
    • Own that fear and lure him into your world by inducing lucid dreams. I.e. mushrooms, LSD
    • Mount the challenge.
    • Trick the trickster.
    • Defense
    • Fight back.
    • Try to wake up. 

    The Rupel recorded a segment with the members of Speaking of Which addressing this very question of Freddy vs Freddy. 

    Good Shot, Freddy is a short story I wrote for this episode describing how I, myself, would fare if given the choice to go toe-to-toe with Freddy Kruger. read the story

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    enNovember 01, 2017

    IT Rhymes With Coulrophobia - TWB72

    IT Rhymes With Coulrophobia - TWB72
    What is it about fear that intrigues us? Is it the mystery of the unknown or the thrill of the experience that we find so alluring?
    Some people are born fearful while in others fear comes with living our everyday lives and encountering things that make us feel uneasy or apprehensive. Either manifested from our now psychosis or an event, fear is natural and actually healthy. But how we deal with fear is what defines how we as individuals bloom from its seed. 

    Episode Menu

    00:49 - The Zipper and the Carnival ride that may or may not have ruined me. 03:15 - Just how much I loved IT. 09:13 - Isn't high school just grande! I was Ben Hanscom. 11:17 - I called Bev Marsh the b-word inside a crowded auditorium and the Friendzone does exist. 12:41 - Nostalgia and the 80's; IT took me back to the good ol' days. 14:18 - The joy of riding bikes and rolling with a crew to parts unkown. 15:14 - Good boys spend time outside with their friends and not in a library will old ladies. 17:27 - In small towns like Derry evil doesn't exist? 18:55 - IT's not that scary, but Bill Skardsgard did a good job clowin' around. Badum Bum! 19:57 - Tim Curry and Heath Ledger and setting the bar too high. 23:45 - Are the FBI really criminalizing speech by placing Juggalos on the watch list? 36:53 - Speaking of clowns... Kevin Hart's extortion plea.  

     

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    Ain't nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble. 

     
     
     
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    enOctober 03, 2017

    Annabelle Was Here - TWB71

    Annabelle Was Here - TWB71

    Dolls make bad roommates, however, if you really feel the need to own such an empty vessel with no personality and frightful glaze, then get a cat. No, not a cat instead of the doll. Buy a cat once you purchase the doll and protect the only real investment you can claim as an asset: your soul.

    Episode Menu (Outline)

    00.33 Annabelle
    08:20 Glass Castle
    14:15 Emoji Movie is Wreck it Ralph
    15:54 Emoji Movie is Bee Movie
    18:43 Emoji Movie is Inside Out
    20:39 The Salsa loves The Emoji Movie
    24:57 Horror vs Thriller
    28:15 Doll Terrorizes UK Family
    35:45 She Got Out - Audio Short Story
    42:30 Get A Cat
    44:40 Last Call
    45:25 Just Kidding, Twilight Delight "Twilight Delight"

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    http://www.talkingwithburritos.com/annabelle-doll/

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    enSeptember 02, 2017