Tapezilla

It wouldn't be E3 without TZ's sardonic musings. Listen to the boys' takes on this year's show. Try and guess the combined number of hours of Treehouse watched by TZ. Hint: it's almost triple digits.

After a well earned sabbatical, the guys are back enlightened, refreshed, and ready to kick off Season 9 of Tapezilla. On the docket: fearing Windows 10's aggressiveness, avoiding smalltalk/terrorists, The X-Files, and a hypothetical sciencing the shit out of Tinder.

Drac is absent after a life-altering event, leaving Beav and RJ to fend off another Pete cycle. Time is ticking for one of the boys, while another discovers the true meaning of a "knuckle sandwich".

The boys get into a heated debate, and one of them makes an outrageous promise. Beav takes no prisoners, and Pete makes a blunder that will haunt him for life. Don't miss this one--it's sure to be a classic.

No topic's off limits in this week's TZ. Pete's shocking revelation of gaming past rocks the crew, while Beav makes a discovery that makes us all question his existence. All this and more in a brand-spankin'-new TZ.

Better late than never, this TZ runs the emotional gamut. The full crew returns to ponder the evolutionary history of the wang and explore its relationship to family politics. An update on #tobleronegate leads to new show lore, but not before first taking a dark and somber turn.

Beav's Destiny-related tardiness occupies the first portion of this week's episode, and Drac, Peter, and RJ discuss Monster Hunter. Drac tags Beav in, and the guys touch on Bloodborne, The Order, indie games Hunger and Megaton Rainfall, and the finer points surrounding the legality of unauthorized sequels to old school games.

The boys are excited about something involving nipples and masks (not what you think), the KKK (not what you think), and what $2,000 will get you from Carrie Fisher (not what you think). All this, Honey Nut Scooters, an update on #tobleronegate, and more!

Pete's brush with death can't stop the guys from diving into one of the more eclectic episodes in recent memory. The three Cs (customer service, curling, and chocolate) are on the agenda this week, as is an update on the show's retro spin-off.

Despite Drac's absence, there are more animal noises than usual in this week's TZ. Memories of the X-Wing and TIE Fighter series lead to discussion of space combat sims of the past, present, and future. The guys also touch on the unfortunate and inevitable corruption of Nintendo's new franchise, and some plans to expand TZ's burgeoning empire.

It's a walk down memory lane as the boys recount RJ's feud with Adam Richman, the "Stevie Tour" of Philly, and other tales from the annals of crew history, including the story of the show's conception. Drac and Peter share their mixed-yet-positive reviews of the Grim Fandango "remaster" and Dying Light, and a disagreement about how a certain deal transaction played out threatens to break the boys apart.

All 4 guys return for the third straight week to talk about life, games and preorders. In this episode, Drac discusses his obsession with Dragon Age Inquisition and makes a plea to Beav and RJ to check it. Beav finally admits that Destiny is taking over his life and still takes up all of his gaming time, while Pete and RJ talk horror games including Resident Evil HD and Alien Isolation. The guys also reveal the Pete cycle... to Pete himself.

The whole gang is back just one week after the last show to talk movies, games and whatever else. Listen to the guys reminisce about Jurassic Park and Star Wars, theorize on how Little Drac got fat and choose the one sealed NES game they'd each like to squeeze each morning before work.

The guys return after their longest hiatus yet to give Tapezilla one more shot. Beav, Pete and RJ discuss what they played over the Summer and Fall, including possible Tape of the Year candidates Destiny, The Last of Us Remastered and Alien Isolation. Also, go behind the scenes as Pete reads some of the early seasons' show notes.

Season 7 starts with a super-sized episode as the guys talk Watch Dogs and Mario Kart 8, debate Early Access games on Steam (again) and finally make some downright ludicrous E3 predictions.

Beav's out on meat holiday, so Pete and RJ talk Tomb Raider and Ninja Gaiden 3, while Dracula rages over ZombiU.

For the first time in Tapezilla (and maybe podcasting) history, we're bringing you a completely uncensored, unedited episode... oh yeah, and it's over 4 hours long. It's the first ever Tapezillathon! You'd be hard-pressed to find a topic that isn't covered. PS4 and Xbox One? Check. Retro games? Check. Ariana Grande? Check. Xardion? Double check.

The boys are back, bright-eyed, and bushy-tailed after their annual and highly logical post-E3-preview-and-season-opener hiatus to talk about what they did on their summer vacation. Peter's new acquisition, grown men collecting toys intended for children, and more. Games include Zombi U, Pikmin 3, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Star Wars Galaxies (at length), and, of course, show favorite Road Runner's Death Valley Rally, but not Grand Theft Auto V (because that'd be far too timely).

TZ kicks off its sixth season with a bang, as the boys re-enact the Wario voice auditions, discuss The Last of Us, write Bill & Ted 3, and fawn over the best TV ad ever. They also finally analyze E3... sort of.

The boys delve into the topics on everyone's mind this time of year: Black Box's "Strike it Up", the Metroid series, and selling Beav on Animal Crossing: New Leaf. Also discussed is E3.