The Brand X Podcast

This is a hangout podcast where two friends and their guests talk about the growing stupidity in the world.

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Episodes (128)

Parent Torturing - A Holiday Tradition | Brand X Podcast 027

John’s rants gets raves! Update from last episode "Unsocial Media” Dude messaged John and said he enjoyed the episode. No contact with Ace Queen Pro yet.
Social Media is still very twitchy after the U.S. election.
John announces a new show segment call “Trump’s Tweets” (Although they didn’t get to the brand new segment)
John is not a fan of LinkedIn. John wants to rename LinkedIn - Nerdbook
John and Deuce talk about the process of producing a podcast and then the promotion of the podcast on social media.
#Podernfamily’s one year anniversary is December 1st.
John describes the origin of the #Podernfamily
- John has found a lot of really good podcasts from searching #podernfamily hashtag on social media.
- John also likes interacting and supporting podcasters behind the scenes.
- Deuce likes the fact that he gets to hear podcasts from all over the country which adds a little extra flavor to the listening experience.
John is so frustrated with his misspoken words he wants to quit podcasting.
Deuce saw Chubby Checker and Johnny Rivers perform at a Mall in New Jersey back in the day.
John recalls that he had dinner once with Dude and Ace Queen Pro at a Brazilian Steak House in Philadelphia.
- What happen to the three of them after the left the Steak House!
Does anyone still go to the Mall?
John needs new sneakers and for only one reason. They stink. Why do Sneakers stink?
John and Deuce discuss the news of the cast of Hamilton’s message to Mike Pence
- Little Stevie Van Zandt of the East Street band says Hamilton the Musical bullied Mike Pence
#pencethemuscial - A few responses John found funny
- Anti Christ Superstar
- Lyin King
- Grand Wizard of Oz
- The KKKing and I
- My Fair Lady… Parts are Under Attack
- Little Shop of Horrifying White Supremacist
- Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde your Sexuality
- Catch her in the Nude
- Oklahomo
- Diddler on the Roof
- Fondler on the Roof
John hates musicals
Sledding and bumper hopping from back in the day
- Deuce blames the death of bumper hopping of the Federal Government
- Trudy (Deuce’s Mom) overcomes her fear of driving in the snow to save Deuce from a Marine before a waterboarding
- The metal cement mixing pan sled
Thanksgiving stories from back in the day.
- John’s Dad fry a Turkey
- Genghis lays in wait to in act some holiday justice
Running from your parents, usually leads to a beating

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enNovember 23, 2016

Unsocial Media - The Unfriend Zone | Brand X Podcast 026

This episode shows the unsocial side of social media. John tell the story how he was ratted out by a friend to Facebook. It all started as a political debate which led to a photoshopped photo which seemed to strike a nerve.

Friends wife, also a friend of John, got involved and sent off a strongly worded message to Facebook. Facebook removed the image and gave John a warning.

John put wife on Facebook blast, Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop Podcast unfortunately got sucked into this childish vortex and it spiraled out of control from there. There finally was an unfriending. Who unfriended whom? You have to listen. I'm not going to spoil the ending.

Keeping with the theme of unsocial media. A father recreates his Daughter's sexy selfies on instagram and gets twice as many followers.

Seven harsh realities of life Millennials need to understand

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Post Election - Pre-Apocalypse Bonus Episode

After John's crystal ball was on the fritz and he called the election for Hillary Clinton before the election. John and Deuce decided to hop behind the microphone and talk about the surprising events of this crazy election.

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John Bust Balls and Dishes Out Life Advice. Like It Or Not | Brand X Podcast 025

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

John predicts the Presidential Election outcome
John is excited out new audio technologies that will mimic a voice, Deuce is afraid John will use this for evil.
John wants to have professional intro and outros
Deuce wants to edit John’s script. Which causes a rift between the boys.
Of course there is a “The Jimmy” story. “The Jimmy” is a hammer looking for a nail.
#podernfamily will be 1 year old on December 1st. The same as World Aids Day and Deuce’s Birthday.
John is having issues with Facebook live. And he can only test when he goes live, like a dummy.
John tries to start trouble again with Bad Cop Bad Cop & Unwritable Rant. John uses The Overcast App to tweet podcasts.
John picks on Molly of Couple Things Podcast for not letting Ben go to the Cubs World Series Parade.
John wants Cassie from Toe on the Trigger podcast to get up on the mic.
Hilary Duff and her new boyfriend, Jason Walsh catch internet shade over Halloween costumes
John is a fan of Mafia documentaries
Teen Boy has impure thoughts over cheerleader’s outfits.
John lures Deuce into a political debate.

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Toe on the Trigger

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Deuce Takes a Lie Detector Test, John Gives a Fat Man’s Point Of View | Brand X Podcast 024

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

John talks about being a fat man in a skinny world.
John has a stress test and felt like he was in a porno film
Being fat has caused John to defend himself.
John give Deuce an internet Lie Detector test to see if he is a Libertarian.
We had fan mail
Super Fan Dave gives his picks on the Brand X Hot Babe brackets

Picks of the Week:

Deuce - Toe on the Trigger Podcast with Daniel Repholz

John - Halls Honey Lemon Cough Drops (John has a cold)

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Halloween and Retread Tires | Brand X Podcast

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:Deuce's ammonia is much better!

John's best bit of the episode went bust - the website wouldn't load.
The Cyber attack on the US effected John
John loves the Bad Cop Bad Cop Podcast.
Deuce tells the story on how we stumbled on to Bad Cop Bad Cop
John tries to start a podcast war between The Unwritable Rant and Bad Cop Bad Cop. No one took the bait.
John wants to release the podcast on a regular basis.
"The Jimmy" calls John while getting a pedicure tells John the story of "Big T" buying used tires.
The top tasteless Halloween costumes of 2016
Favorite Halloween candy. What ever happened to candy apples?

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enOctober 28, 2016

Deuce Caught The Ammonia, What Are We OpposedToDo? | Brand X Podcast 022

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

Congratulations to Jason, Bob and Mindy of Three is comedy on episode 200!
Deuce has been sick with pneumonia and I misspoke and off we went.
Of course we had to talk about the dumpster fire that is the US Presidential Election.
John tells the story of why he can't drink Tequila anymore.

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The Overflow Episode | Brand X Podcast 021

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

We talked so long we had enough material to release two episodes. This is an overflow episode. John tries to show Deuce that there is a way to elected Gary Johnson as President without winning the popular vote. And Deuce was having none of it!

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enOctober 17, 2016

Three is Brand X | Brand X Podcast 020

We get a chance to hang with Jason, Bob and Mindy from the Three is comedy Podcast.

As you will hear Deuce is a big fan of the podcast.
We talk about Bob's stand up.
We do one news story but mostly we just get to know Three is Comedy.

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John Takes on Fantasy Football and Lynda Carter, John and Deuce Take on Knuckleheads and Lamebrains | Brand X Podcast 019

n this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

One of Deuce's co workers has an issue with John's Hot Babe Picks. Dave seems to be a Lynda Carter fan
What is an episode without a "The Jimmy" story?
John and Deuce talk about what is going on in the world of knuckleheads and lamebrains

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enSeptember 26, 2016

Crazy Ex's, What's a Foamer, and Poor Purple Dogs | Brand X Podcast 018

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

Deuce gets sound effects!
One of Deuce's co-workers educates the break room on the definition of a foamer
Crazy Ex's in Florida
Florida man uses his wanted poster as his Facebook profile picture
Massachusetts man has a busy day. Crashes a stolen car, robs a house and paints a dog purple.
"The Jimmy" vacations at the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon

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Fantasy Football, Dirty Clam Chowder and R.I.P Gene Wilder | Brand X Podcast 017

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

John again has to pop the clutch to start this week's podcast.
Deuce just got back from his yearly Corvette pilgrimage to Carlisle PA
Deuce’s wife gets mistaken for Sally Fields
John is finally going to play Fantasy Football with the Couple Things Podcast
Back in the day John gave up sports betting because it took the fun out of watching the games.
Gene Wilder Passed away and John and Deuce pour one out for Gene and talk about their favorite Gene Wilder Movies
CNN Caught Staging Fake Satellite Interview
Clammer is injured dredging up old bomb; chowder gets tossed
America's last Howard Johnson prepares for nostalgic visitors
John is binge watching Shameless on showtime
John can’t wait for the new NBC show Timeless
Oh Boy, more elevator stories!

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Rio Olympics - Speed walking Turns Into The Runs | Brand X Podcast 016

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

John has issues starting the podcast… AGAIN!
Mindy from Three is Comedy responds to Deuce’s comment on Mindy’s reading style.
Florida man spends 1.5 million on a Star Trek home entertainment center
John & Deuce talk about what they would do if they had more money than brains
- Deuce would pack up and head for the biggest Red State - Texas!
- - The conversation turned to hog hunting from a helicopter
Is the legalization of Marijuana making the poor poorer?
- John want to legalize Marijuana and use the tax revenue to pay back Social Security.
- Deuce says good luck with that
The favorite to win the Gold Medal in the 50-kilometer race walk event was Frenchman Yohann Diniz's but Yohann had a Poo Haiku of his own and it cost him the Gold.

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enAugust 24, 2016

Animal Lovers, The Legend of the Deer God, & Roadkill Cuisine | Brand X Podcast 015

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

Deuce made a minor mistake talking about Buckeroo Banzai and we received an official email correction from our friend Don.

John binge watched 60 days in on the A & E network and never wants to go to jail.

John posted a video in a Facebook Group that caused some drama from "The Offended"

You just can't work on your cars like you use to back in the day.

A Florida Man goes to jail for killing Pinky a 17 year old beloved Flamingo

How a Tioga Tradition of playing Tijuana Taxi created "The Legend of the Deer God"

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In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

The dumpster fire that is the Olympics, our favorite sports to watch, and how to rob people in a no gun zone.

A Taiwan McDonald's introduces the McHottie!

Back in the day story on how we held a Christmas party for $50.00

John didn't like the Brand X theme movie Buckaroo Banzai but did like the ending credit instrumental.

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enAugust 10, 2016

Millennials vs Pre Retirement | Brand X Podcast 013

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss

Getting old sucks
Who is responsible for Millennials?
Talking Politics is always tricky, but how can you not talk about this dumpster fire of an election.

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Brand X Crowns a Hot Babe Champion | Brand X Podcast 012

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss

Strap in because John and Deuce go toe to toe over the Primary selection
This episode we go from the fabulous four to the champion of the Brand X Hot Babe Contest
Also there was some googling going on about the Hot Babes now with shocking results.

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enJuly 28, 2016

Jumping to Conclusions & Which Chinese Restaurant Would You Pick? | Episode 11

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss

We received an iTunes review from our friend Don!
People stop reacting to news soundbites and Start thinking and using logic please!!!
- With all the recent terror attack the media clammers to get the scoop and sometimes misses the mark on accuracy. John and "The Jimmy" had an argument on the subject.
Deuce wants to start a new Chinese Restaurant and it need a good name. So Deuce braks out the Chinese Restaurant name generator.
And John picks the fantastic four in the Brand X Hot Babe contest.
This weeks #Podernfamily promo is Now That I'm Older with Shane Smith and Ken Baldwin

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Independence Day & The Hot Babe Madness Sweet Sixteen | Brand X Podcast 010

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss Independence Day!

Should it always be celebrated on July 4th like Deuce wants or the first Friday in July like John wants?
And are towns now worried about offending residents by displaying the american flag?
Gersh Kuntzman wants to have Major League Baseball retire the singing of “God Bless America” “Gersh” believes the song offends everyone. Does it?
Restaurant management is shown the door after the give a waitress “Best Butt” award and ask her to “Show the Crowd.”
Women will have more sex with robots than men by 2025 with 'robophilia' set to relegate romance
John Goes through the “Sexy Sixteen” and picks the “Elite Eight”
A “Back in the Day at WDBK story where the Bitter Asian Man nonchalantly talks about how he was so refreshing to go dancing in a gay nightclub where he was not “Burdened” by women?
This weeks #Podernfamily promo is one of our favorite podcasts: Three is Comedy Get in and get some with Jason, Bob and Mindy every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

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Hot Babe Madness & The Tax man | Brand X Podcast 009

John and Deuce fire up a Hot Babe Madness bracket of 32.

John throws a fit about a New Jersey Gas Tax that is being crowbarred in even though over 90% of votes are against the increase.

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Episodes (128)

Parent Torturing - A Holiday Tradition | Brand X Podcast 027

Unsocial Media - The Unfriend Zone | Brand X Podcast 026

Post Election - Pre-Apocalypse Bonus Episode

John Bust Balls and Dishes Out Life Advice. Like It Or Not | Brand X Podcast 025

Deuce Takes a Lie Detector Test, John Gives a Fat Man’s Point Of View | Brand X Podcast 024

Halloween and Retread Tires | Brand X Podcast

Deuce Caught The Ammonia, What Are We OpposedToDo? | Brand X Podcast 022

The Overflow Episode | Brand X Podcast 021

Three is Brand X | Brand X Podcast 020

John Takes on Fantasy Football and Lynda Carter, John and Deuce Take on Knuckleheads and Lamebrains | Brand X Podcast 019

Crazy Ex's, What's a Foamer, and Poor Purple Dogs | Brand X Podcast 018

Fantasy Football, Dirty Clam Chowder and R.I.P Gene Wilder | Brand X Podcast 017

Rio Olympics - Speed walking Turns Into The Runs | Brand X Podcast 016

Animal Lovers, The Legend of the Deer God, & Roadkill Cuisine | Brand X Podcast 015

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

Deuce made a minor mistake talking about Buckeroo Banzai and we received an official email correction from our friend Don.

John binge watched 60 days in on the A & E network and never wants to go to jail.

John posted a video in a Facebook Group that caused some drama from "The Offended"

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Olympic Monkey Girls, Party Planning, Theft by Vomit, and the McHottie | Brand X Podcast 014

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss:

The dumpster fire that is the Olympics, our favorite sports to watch, and how to rob people in a no gun zone.

A Taiwan McDonald's introduces the McHottie!

Back in the day story on how we held a Christmas party for $50.00

John didn't like the Brand X theme movie Buckaroo Banzai but did like the ending credit instrumental.

Millennials vs Pre Retirement | Brand X Podcast 013

Brand X Crowns a Hot Babe Champion | Brand X Podcast 012

Jumping to Conclusions & Which Chinese Restaurant Would You Pick? | Episode 11

Independence Day & The Hot Babe Madness Sweet Sixteen | Brand X Podcast 010

Hot Babe Madness & The Tax man | Brand X Podcast 009

John and Deuce fire up a Hot Babe Madness bracket of 32.

John throws a fit about a New Jersey Gas Tax that is being crowbarred in even though over 90% of votes are against the increase.

Thank you for listening!

You can subscribe to us in iTunes

Please Follow us on "THE" Twitter, Facebook or Instagram

You can email John & Deuce at hello@brandxposcast.com