The Cologne Podcast

Facing the unimaginable, we step away from our habitual sensory journey to share something profoundly personal. As Ryan's father bravely faces his health crisis, our family has been enveloped in a world of deep emotion and tough decisions – a narrative that's reshaped the fabric of our lives and the routine of this podcast. We've had to make the heart-wrenching call to postpone our eagerly awaited Patreon live event, as my dad's recent strokes have led us to the doors of hospice care. Amidst this turmoil, Myke has been an unwavering pillar of support. Although the air is heavy with sorrow, we pledge to carry on with the essence of the podcast, fueled by the gratitude we feel for the indelible impact Ryan's father has had on us all.

In this heartfelt episode, we honor the legacy of those who leave lasting imprints on our hearts, weaving in stories of love and the stark reality of loss. It's a reminder to cherish every moment with the ones you love, as life's fragility comes to the forefront. We invite you into our reflections on Ryan's father's qualities and the lessons he leaves behind – qualities that have undoubtedly shaped who we are and the joy we strive to bring to you, our listeners. As we extend our reach out to you in our community, we hope to inspire a collective embrace of family, memory, and the enduring power of love.

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Myke and Ryan sniff out the truth behind YSL's Y Elixir and share a few laughs connecting our quirky friendship dynamic to our honest, unfiltered opinions. We're not just spritzing and telling; we're about the genuine thrill of discovery, and this episode is drenched with it. From contrasting views on Fragrantica to our own night with Tariq by Eau De Moe, we're divulging it all. Plus, we've got some scented surprises in store for our Patreon supporters – think exclusive content and giveaways that'll make your nose tingle with delight!

We're cracking jokes about cultural vernacular (who knew 'fanny pack' could be so controversial?), while also getting serious about where this fragrance fits in the market. And for those with a nose for critique, we dissect a certain pricey perfume that's loud yet plays it safe: Is it a standout in a sea of sameness or just another costly cloud of scent? Join us as we dish out our final verdicts – skip, sample, or buy – and ponder the fate of these bold bottles in our ever-growing collection.

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Join Myke and Ryan for an olfactory escapade as they unveil the secrets of Eau De Moe's Tariq, a fragrance that's not just a scent but a tribute to the familial bonds that shape us. The episode unwraps the essence of brotherhood through the prism of this unique fragrance, as we reflect on our own experiences with sibling relationships and their deep impact on our lives. But that's not all; our Patreon supporters are in for a treat with a special giveaway, while we also circle back to the distinctive personality of Philip Plein's No Limits, stirring up the question - is it worth adding to your collection?

As the scent of cardamom weaves through the air, we analyze a fragrance that cuts through the noise of designer perfumes with its sophisticated smoothness. It's like the reassuring hug of a big brother, enveloping you with warmth and a sweetness that's reminiscent yet uniquely its own. Sharing an anecdote of our encounter with Moe, the man behind the magic, we illustrate how his genuine warmth and generosity are embodied in every note of this creation. It's a story of trust, comfort, and that irreplaceable feeling of having someone in your corner - the very ethos of a big brother's embrace.

Our conversation then meanders through the broader scent landscape, where we celebrate the authenticity and heartfelt connections within the fragrance community, especially those sparked at Milan's fragrance event. The episode highlights the importance of crafting scents that carry personal significance, weaving the love for a family member into an aroma that you can wear and cherish. So if you're a fragrance aficionado or just someone who appreciates the deeper narratives behind a perfume, this aromatic journey with Myke, Ryan, and the spirit of Moe promises to be as enriching as it is enlightening.

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Join fragrance aficionado Dan from Insider Parfums as we whisk you away on an aromatic expedition unlike any other. Prepare to be captivated by the essence of Insidious, a fragrance that tips its cap to the vintage Aventus charm. Our discussion unfurls the delicate craftsmanship involved in recreating the allure of classic perfumes, navigating the intricate dance between originality and homage, and the value Insidious brings to the table when measured against its contemporary counterparts. This is not your everyday fragrance chat; it's a revelation of how scents we adore are meticulously brought back to life.

Ever wondered how a perfume earns its name? We share the compelling tale of how "Insidious" was chosen, diving into the collective brainstorming that led to its christening. Dan sheds light on the mixed bag of receptions within the fragrance community, the role of a fragrance 'producer', and the resilience needed when facing the critics. Plus, we can't help but indulge in a good laugh about the cheeky moniker of a certain celebrity's candle, serving a reminder of the playful side of perfume branding.

To close out our scented symphony, we reflect on the personal narratives of fragrance creators and the conundrum of wearing their own masterpieces. We navigate the financial intricacies of crafting exquisite scents, the tightrope walk of pricing, and the ethics of the clone fragrance market. There's also a nod to the enchanting Virde Redux and its contemporary reformulation. This episode is more than a scent trail; it's a full-bodied experience steeped in passion, wit, and the invisible art of perfume. Join us for an olfactory odyssey that promises to both educate and entertain.

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Have you ever caught a whiff of something so unique it stopped you in your tracks? That's what happened when we unboxed Phillip Plein's "No Limits," a fragrance that's been causing a stir with its bold scent of rubber and smoke. Myke and Ryan, your guides through the world of perfumes, are back with a triple-header episode that'll have your nose twitching with curiosity. We're dishing out our unfiltered thoughts on this divisive concoction, dissecting the love-it-or-hate-it nature of such an audacious scent. And we're not stopping at just one—our olfactory adventure takes us through the delectable yet controversial Chocolate Greedy by Montale, proving once again that scent is a deeply personal journey of discovery.

Join us for a session of scent critique where no bottle remains sealed and no opinion goes unsaid. We crack open the essence of Phillip Plein's latest creation, likening it to everything from industrial soap to a leather-clad locker room. But what happens when this daring fragrance meets skin? The verdict might just catch you off guard. And because life's too short for just talk about scents, we're mixing in tales from our own escapades, like a gym encounter that left us chuckling and a bit more self-aware. Whether you're a fragrance aficionado or just looking for a laugh, this episode promises a sensory rollercoaster that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining.

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Ever find yourself caught in the sweet aroma of a freshly baked chocolate cake and thought, "I wish I could wear this scent"? Well, saddle up, scent seekers, because Big John Bolt and Terry Manhammer are here to whisk you away on an olfactory escapade with Chocolate Greedy by Montale. Prepare to be enveloped in the cocoa-laden whispers of this delectable fragrance as we share a listener's rave review and put it to the ultimate ten-hour wear test. Our noses don't lie, and we're here to spill whether this scent truly satisfies those dessert cravings or leaves you feeling half-baked.

But the sensory soiree doesn't end there! We're getting up close and personal with the scent that's the talk of the town—or the bedroom—our "One Night Stand Review" of a cheekily named fragrance that clings to the skin with a tenacity that's as impressive as it is seductive. Discover how it fares against the rigors of daily life and multiple showers. Plus, don't miss a tender moment as we get sentimental about Terry's late father, Jerry, and his legendary love for all things aromatic. Join us for a journey that's as deeply touching as it is infused with laughter.

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Get ready to have your senses and sensibilities equally tantalized as Myke and Ryan confront the audacious world of fragrances, starting with a perfume that's become the talk of the town: Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina." It's an episode where the scent of controversy meets the aroma of enlightenment, and you'll be amused to hear us navigate through the delicate bouquet of topics ranging from sexual education to the surprisingly complex notes of Goop's notorious product. Even the skeptics might find themselves beguiled by the quality hidden behind the provocative marketing.

Shifting gears to a more cinematic vibe, we reminisce about a classic romance with Ethan Hawke and Gwyneth Paltrow that seamlessly blends into our fragrance discussion – because who doesn't love a good scent with a side of nostalgia? The Goop fragrance under our microscope may just redefine your expectations with its sophisticated rose essence and dash of dauntlessness. Whether you're considering it as a daring gift option or a personal statement piece, we've got the inside scoop on its potential to turn heads and spark conversations, even in the most professional of settings.

In a bold move, we then pivot to a sensitive and thought-provoking discussion that's not for the faint of heart. We'll share a narrative that touches on the deeply controversial topic of mother-child incest, exploring the complex emotions and societal implications associated with such taboo relationships. With a respectful approach, we consider the broader research context and the importance of understanding all aspects of human experience. Join us for an episode that's equal parts educational, enjoyable, and unapologetically bold.

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Embrace the scent of closure as we wrap up our current season with the enigmatic allure of Amouage's Interlude fragrance. Prepare to indulge in a fascinating exploration of its divisive charm and understand why this scent has sparked such fiery debate among perfume aficionados. Additionally, we'll share a surprising twist in our fragrance journey with Particle's Gravitate, as we recount how initial skepticism morphed into admiration for its accessible sophistication.

This finale is not just about fragrances; it's a heartfelt reflection on the core values that define us. Join Ryan and Myke as we delve into the intricacies of promoting new brands ethically in the fragrance community. With candid discussion and personal anecdotes, we confront the realities of brand integrity, transparency, and the compelling story of Kajal—a brand that's setting the bar for authenticity in the fragrance world. Experience what happens when passion meets an unwavering commitment to genuine product belief.

But wait, there's more—this episode isn't solely a conclusion; it's a doorway to the possibilities that lie ahead. We're inviting you, our dedicated listeners, to help shape the next season by suggesting future podcast guests. Dream big and let us know who you'd love to hear in our upcoming episodes. Whether they're the untouchable stars of the fragrance world or hidden gems with insightful stories, your input is the cornerstone of our show's evolution. Send us your suggestions and join us on this aromatic quest; let's create a tapestry of conversations that resonates with every note in the olfactory spectrum.

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Ever wondered if the hype behind a new fragrance is just a lot of hot air? Well, we've sniffed out the truth for you! Join us, Ryan and Myke, along with Steve from Everyman Fragrance, as we dissect the much-talked-about Gravite by Particle, sharing both the good and the ugly in a no-holds-barred review. We'll even give you the lowdown on our past escapades with Pineward fragrances—spoiler alert: White Fur may just steal your heart. And for our loyal Patreon folks, we've got something special brewing that you helped pick out—let's just say Beaver by Zoologist is in the mix!

Get ready for a rollercoaster of aromas as we compare Gravite to titans like Sauvage and debate whether it's the blue shower gel of the fragrance world. We'll dissect the DNA of this scent, weighing in on its notes—does it have the sophistication of YSL's L'Homme Ultime or the playfulness of Lacoste Red? Our fragrance banter doesn't stop there; we're dishing out our verdicts on whether it's worth your hard-earned cash and if it can truly be the jack-of-all-trades signature scent for every occasion.

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Have you ever caught a whiff of gingerbread and been instantly transported back to your grandmother's kitchen during the holidays? That's the kind of magic we're stirring up in our latest cologne fragrance review, where we take you through the enchanting world of scents that are more festive than your ugliest Christmas sweater. From the sweet nostalgia of gingerbread to the crisp whisper of pine in White Fur, we weave together a tapestry of aromas that are bound to tickle your senses and spark memories of holidays past.

As we spritz and sniff our way through artisanal wonders, you'll join us in the laughter over packaging mishaps and the shared perplexity of a scent that's more conceptual art than daily wear. Our candid blasts from the past and personal anecdotes offer a peek behind the curtain, revealing how our own stories are as intertwined with these fragrances as tinsel on a tree. We're even diving into our history with jobs that connect to the spirit of giving, proving that the right scent has the power to evoke not just memories, but emotions and deep personal reflections.

Raise your glass—of eggnog, that is—because we're wrapping up with a toast to the season of kindness. Whether it's sharing tales of generosity at the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru or pondering over the allure of a bottle of White Fur, we're celebrating the impact of small gestures and the warmth they bring. So, cuddle up, hit play, and let's revel in the joy and connection this holiday season brings, as we share our love and appreciation for you, our extended podcast family.

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Have you ever felt the weight of societal expectations pressing down on you? As your hosts, Myke and Ryan, we share our personal stories and those of our listeners on the struggle of maintaining mental health, especially during the holiday season. We delve into the startling, yet overlooked issue of male suicide and the silent despair many men grapple with due to societal pressures. Our dialogue is an urgent call to action, reminding you that your struggles are shared, and you are never alone.

Navigating the dynamics of friendships, relationships, and social anxiety, we open up about our experiences, sharing insights that can help you manage these challenges. You'll hear about the value of vulnerability in friendships, the art of communication within relationships, and strategies to cope with social anxiety. From discussing the benefits of physical exercise to exploring different therapeutic approaches, we aim to equip you with tools that can help improve your mental health.

In the spirit of the holiday season, we underscore the significance of spreading cheer and supporting others. We believe that investing in authentic connections and treasuring family moments can make a world of difference. Our conversation veers towards the importance of open communication, the beauty of genuine relationships, and the power of having a robust support system. Tune in and join our community in this journey of tackling challenging topics and remember, you don't have to face it alone.

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What if you knew the secret behind legendary fragrances? Brace yourself as your aromatic aficionados and hosts, Myke and Ryan, uncover the scented secrets of Davidoff's Cool Water. Get ready to immerse yourself in a sensory expedition like no other as we navigate the aromatic labyrinth of this affordable fragrance that has a magnetic charm to a wide range of individuals. Join us in the playful banter, experience the thrill of ASMR, and behold our no-holds-barred reviews as we decode the chemical bomb opening to the unique dry down.

Just when you think we're done, we dive into our one-night stand review of Black Powder by JusBox, a Kurt Cobain-inspired grunge fragrance. Buckle up as we walk you through its intriguing opening notes, how it smells on the skin, and the contentious use of iconic figures to promote fragrances. And if that wasn't enough, we offer an all-access pass to our Patreon subscribers for an exclusive sensory overload. So, are you ready to hop on this fragrant ride with us?

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Ever wanted a peek behind the scenes of your favorite award-winning podcast? Well, hold onto your headphones, because this week we've brought our editor, Todd, in front of the mic for a change. The unsung hero of our show, we learn about Todd's unique experiences, his love for the distinct scent of black powder, and get his take on our fragrance of the day — JusBox's Black Powder. Does he find the edgy scent as rebellious as Kurt Cobain and Nirvana, which the fragrance intriguingly references? 

We dissect the offbeat notes of "Black Powder," probing how its scent transforms over time. From our favorite craft beers to the bustling cityscape of Seattle, our impressions of the fragrance are peppered with anecdotes, making for an engaging exploration. But we're not just about the fun and games. We tread into debate territory, questioning the use of Kurt Cobain's legacy for commercial interests. Will "Black Powder" make it to our skip, sample, or buy it list? You'll have to listen to find out!

Finally, prepare to be transported down memory lane as Ryan and Todd share hilarious and heartwarming tales of their fragrance-filled escapades. From classic favorite scents like Issey Miyake and Kenneth Cole Black, to a cherished gift of Creed Aventus, their repertoire spans both affordable and aspirational. Buckle up for a rollicking ride through the world of fragrances, one whiff at a time. And remember, as we love to say, "spray it up, y'all"!

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Ready to embark on an olfactory adventure with your fragrance-loving friends, Myke and Ryan? We're here to whip up a storm as we dissect a Renier Perfumes fragrance. We're not afraid to admit it - we're pretty impressed with the innovation in the mix. But hey, there's more! We're also revealing our Patreon Friends with Benefits tier giveaway - a bottle of Serene by Soma Parfums. Stick around for interesting chats about the controversial opinions of Fragrance_Weirdo, Dan from Soma Parfums on YSL's MYSLF. We'll round off with a friendly chat about safe scents such as Dior Sauvage and Chanel Bleu De Chanel.

Buckle up for the second segment where we'll be sniffing out the unique Eau De Parfum by Renier. We'll explore its spicy, sweet notes and ponder over its unisex potential. Is it just us, or does it really smell like sautéed pears? We'll chat about the trends, the priciness of the perfume, and the tragedy of its possible discontinuation. As we wrap up, we'll delve into its unique scent profile, its growing popularity in the fragrance community, and the big question - why haven't we bought it yet? So, are you ready to join us on this scented journey? Tune in!

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Let's embark on a fascinating scentventure as we journey through the world of fragrances! Today, we'll explore the alluring facets of some unique scents, starting with the sweet yet generic Gold, and the unexpected Book that surprisingly mirrors Santel 33. We'll also be dissecting the complex world of fragrance concentrations, peeling back the layers to understand the different olfactory experiences each one brings.

We're thrilled to welcome our guest, Grant from Fragdude85 on Instagram, who will be shedding light on the beguiling history of Creed fragrances. Prepare to have your minds blown as we uncover the brand's dubious origins, tracing its inception back to the 1950s and scrutinizing its advertised history that's been, quite intriguingly, falsified. Our chat with Grant will also touch upon our personal experiences with Creed fragrances, the evolution of our opinions about the brand, and the importance of quality assurance when investing in fragrances.

Finally, we'll stir up a lively debate on the pros and cons of owning a massive fragrance collection versus a carefully curated one. We'll also delve into the often unspoken fear of judgement when wearing certain fragrances, and share our advice on managing this anxiety. From the scent of moss, Zaharoff's fragrances, to the scent of paper and milk, you can trust us for a comprehensive discussion on a broad spectrum of scents. In the end, we'll remind you why it's essential to find the fragrances that resonate with your identity. So join us as we navigate the enthralling world of fragrances, brimming with fascinating stories, experiences, and advice. Trust us; your olfactory senses will thank you!

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We cozied up with YSL's MYSLF, Austin Butler's new spray and its familiar, green apple aroma. But that's not all we chatted about. We also wondered about the potential of hypoallergenic fragrances for our friends with allergies and shared our personal experiences with Creed of Aventus. This conversation also led us to revisit our memories of fragrance encounters and the joy of sharing them with others. 

And in a surprising twist, we dove into the world of video games, drawing interesting parallels between the competitive environment and real-life scenarios. We also reflected on the cost of luxury with the high-priced YSL fragrance. And before we called it a day, we had to investigate the 'Panty Dropper' fragrance to see if it lives up to its bold name. 

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Ever marveled at the morbid curiosity humans have for things that are described as 'rough'? We dive headfirst into this puzzling phenomenon, using the world of fragrances as our playground. Brace yourself for an audacious review of a scent that left us with less than pleasant memories and felt more like a crash at Space Mountain than a Pirates of the Caribbean ride. We also offer our two scents on Tom Ford's Noir de Noir, exploring its gender-bending attributes and recommending a more manly alternative. 

Buckle up as we venture into the controversial corners of the fragrance world. We probe into whether there's a market for a Pirates of the Caribbean candle and make a bold promise - we will test Gwyneth Paltrow's scandalous 'This Smells Like My Vagina' fragrance in a future episode. Hold your breath (not literally), as we entertain the idea of an orgasm-inspired fragrance. Don't forget to chime in with your thoughts because we cannot wait to hear them. So, are you ready to spray it up? Keep smelling great and catch you at the next whiff!

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Do you remember the comforting aroma of your grandmother's house, that comforting blend of lotion and nail polish? That's what we reminisce about as we explore this fragrance by Tom Ford. We find ourselves entwined in the scent's nostalgia, connecting it to our past in a way that only a truly evocative aroma can. Join us as we dissect this intriguing fragrance, looking beyond the scent itself to discuss the importance of packaging, atomizers and why some reviewers are so passionate about caps.

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Additionally, we're thrilled to share that we have a spooktacular Halloween episode on the way, inspired by none other than Cynthia, a long time friend of the podcast! So come with us, as we journey through the world of fragrances, offering our honest thoughts and reviews on what's worth the splurge and what's not.

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In the perfume-laced corners of this episode, we serve up an honest review of the listener-requested Colonia Essenza by Acqua Di Parma, a fragrance that has sparked some... let's say 'interesting' feedback. There's also a detailed critique of Axiom by Soma Parfums, a scent that charmed us with its old school appeal and balanced blend. We aren't afraid to get controversial either; your investment in the Creed of Aventus shower gel and candle, is it worth it? Join us to find out. This episode is your invitation to dive nose-first into a world of intriguing scents, lively debates, and a whole lot of laughs.

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You know that feeling when a whiff of your favorite perfume takes you back to a cherished memory or lightens your day? That’s the power of fragrance, a subject that we, Myke and Ryan, tackle head-on in this unique podcast episode. Together, we explore the impact of scents in our daily lives, from how they can provide an escape to their role in stirring up feelings of joy and comfort. While we admit to being fragrance aficionados, we also dive into the debate around the need to keep up with the latest fragrance releases. 

Ever thought about how busy life can get? Or how societal expectations can slowly weigh you down? As we reminisce on our shared experiences- from working together to making wedding videos and dealing with bride's family complaints- we touch on these pressing issues. We delve into our personal journeys of seeking happiness, emphasizing the importance of honesty, feeling expression, and the realization that wealth isn't a panacea for all problems. We also stroll through our thoughts on current meme trends and the strange state of the world, underscoring the relief we find in the little things. 

At the heart of it all, we explore the role of family and relationships. Sharing heart-warming stories about our grandmothers, we reveal the timeless lessons they taught us about communication and building relationships. We also reflect on how the internet has connected us with people from all corners of the globe and how shared interests in fragrances have added a unique dimension to these connections. Whether it's sharing a laugh over the latest perfume release or engaging in a deep discussion about societal pressures, join us for an enlightening journey through the world of fragrances and life.

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