The Goods from the Woods

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with the absolutely hilarious comedian and podcaster, Babs Gray! We start this one off by testing out a TERRIBLE energy drink called "Spider" that's made by a company that also produces a product called "Tickle Water" and a product called "Sketch Cans for Tweens". It's very weird. We then head over to the Balkans where there's a village whose entire GDP seems to be mostly comprised of grifters running Trump-themed scams perpetrated upon unsuspecting American MAGA boomers. We run down our Top 3 dumb brand names and our Top 3 songs that should be made into movies. Eminem's "Real Slim Shady" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with one of the funniest people on Earth, comedian Stuart Thompson! We start this one off by testing out an all-natural hippie dippie energy drink that is definitely owned by a right wing psycho. We talk about police being called to the disasterous non-actionable Willie Wonka knock-off "chocolate experience" in Scotland. We also pay tribute to the demise of the last Hooters in West Virginia and chat about Stuart's hometown of Piedmont, CA. Electric Light Orchestra's "Evil Woman" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in and check out Stuart's new special "Conditional Love" now streaming on YouTube! 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland with comedian and co-host of the Get Real Podcast, Max Fox! This time we're experimenting with a Swedish energy drink called "NOCCO" and their very mysterious flavor "Juicy Breeze". We then chat about a VICE article about very dumb scams, Tucker Carlson's very dumb interview with Vladimir Putin, and we take a tour of Max's Empire State hometowns of Brooklyn Heights and Hastings-on-Hudson. Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" is our disco-tastic JAM OF THE WEEK! This episode is both tasty and functional. Tune in now. 

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In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with our friend, comedian Justin Otis! We chat a little bit about Super Bowl LVIII before launching into some rememberances of the recently departed Mojo Nixon, Carl Weathers, Wayne Kramer, and Toby Keith. We check out the energy drink for Mormon edgelords called "Bucked Up L.F.G." and the traumatic childhood backstory of their twin CEOs. Then, just in time for President's Day, Rivers details the disturbing and pretty funny 1799 death of George Washington. Disney closes down the Star Wars hotel they wanted to lock people in for a whole weekend and The Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Give it Away" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all. 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out at Disgraceland with one of our all-time favorite guests, comedian and entertainer galore Anna Valenzuela! We chat about the absolutely shocking and stupid goings-on in a vacant lot in the sleepy beachside town of Santa Monica, CA. We test out an energy drink made by two D.J.s that smells like pee and tastes worse. We talk about the Silicon Valley tech libertarians who are cookin' up an absolutely insane sporting event. Plus, we've got the TOP 3 off-brand sodas and catchiest songs. "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by The Scorpions is our JAM OF THE WEEK! L.A. might be underwater right now but the U.S.S. Goods is ridin' high on the sea of laughs. Listen now! 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedian and writer John-Michael Bond back to Disgraceland Studios to dig into a buffet of hilarious insanity. We start this one off by talking about the new Ben Shapiro feature on Tom MacDonald's song "Facts". It's stupid and horrible. We also check out Jake "Body By Jake" Steinfeld's energy drink called "Don't Quit" as well as his amazing 1980s album of workout songs and grunting. We take you through the story of a dumb ex-mobster who stole Judy Garland's "ruby slippers" from 'The Wizard of Oz' because he thought they were made out of real rubies as well as our Top 3 album titles and Steven Spielberg films. "Broken" by Seether and Amy Lee of Evanescence is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now and make those dogs of society howl! 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with TWO amazing comedians: Jordan Morris and Joe Kaye! We start this one off by paying tribute to the late great girl group badass, Mary Weiss of the Shangri-Las. We test out a new flavor of Ghost called "Strawbango Margarita" and talk about the fact that their weirdo CEO is going around telling everyone that he sleeps with his blinds open. Rivers shares the story of "Life at Sea" a proposed 3 year-long cruise that accepted millions of dollars from passengers. Just one problem: They didn't actually have a boat. We go through Top 3 time machine destinations and Top 3 people and things from our respective home states. "No Rain" by Blind Melon is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Be the "leader of the pack" and press play now, y'all.

Follow Joe Kaye on all forms of social media @JoeCharlesKaye. Follow Jordan Morris  on Twitter @Jordan_Morris and on Instagram @JordanDavidMorris. Pre-order his incredible new graphic novel 'Youth Group' right now by clicking here: 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are all back together at Disgraceland hangin' out with our hilarious friend, actor and comedian Evan Kessler! We start this one off with a Jamaican (maybe?) energy drink called "Raptor" with a sordid history. They've also recently begun running ads that seem more like Chevy pick-up truck commercials. Then, Rivers tells the story of the 1976 disappearance of Key West, Florida's notorious, drug-dealing fire chief, Bum Farto. That's the name. We talk about the gangs of Evan's hometown of Pomona, New York and Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! This one is hilarious and we can't wait for y'all to push the dang play button. 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out with TWO amazing guests, comedians Nicole Yates and Seth Pomeroy. We start this one off by talking about (in a non-spoiler-y way) about the new Jason Statham movie, 'The Beekeeper', written by genuine Hollywood madman, Kurt Wimmer. We then test out Bang energy's "Champagne" flavor along with some VERY interesting confections that Sam brings to the table. We talk about Nicole's hometown of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and Hoobastank's "The Reason" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. This episode is a real hoot and we can't wait for everyone to hear it! Welcome to 2024, y'all. 

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In this episode, Rivers once again finds himself at a picnic table in a park in Birmingham, Alabama with TWO of the Magic City's absolute finest comedians, Christopher Davis and Narado Moore! We kick this one off by testing out a new RIP IT energy drink flavor called "Y.O.L.O." and talking about the re-naming of one of the weirdest-named products of all time: RIP IT's tropical mango flavor seemingly named for Vladimir Putin. Then, we go over Top 3 T.V. show theme songs, books we were required to read in school, and professional wrestlers who need their own horror films. "Maneater" by Daryl Hall and John Oates is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Tune in now, folks! 

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In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hunkered down in Disgraceland Studios and they've just thrown another yule log on the fire to make things nice and cozy for another HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR episode. Joining them on this magic sleigh ride are three AMAZING guests: comedians Matt Brousseau and Keith Carey and artist and all-around hilarious person, Jordan Williams! We kick this one off by chugging a Ghostbusters-themed energy drink from Oxyshred. Then we talk about the insanely debauched life and untimely death of the most famous Christmas artist, Thomas Kinkade. We also talk about the worst gifts ever shared by folks on Reddit. Wham!'s "Last Christmas" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Give us a listen. Ho! Ho! Ho! 

Music at the end is a cover of John Prine's "Christmas in Prison" performed by Deer Tick. 

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In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with our returning champion, comedian Reza Asgari! We start this one out by chugging a possibly discontiniued flavor of an energy drink called "Jet Fuel". We also talk about the EXTREMELY horny social media comments left by sad men lusting after Jet Fuel's newest corporate spokesperson, golf influencer Paige Spiranac. We also do a little news round-up of wacky stuff from around the country. Styx's "Mr. Roboto" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen today, y'all! 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian Maxx Eddy for an episode that could only be described as the "Greatest of All Time". With that in mind, we kick things off by taste-testing the pineapple cream soda flavor of NFL Hall of Famer Jerry Rice's energy drink "G.O.A.T. Fuel". We also talk about a recent incident at a committee hearing in the U.S. Senate that almost turned into a fight. We go through some more nightmare stories from the bartenders of Reddit and Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Can't wait for y'all to hear this one. Wouldn't you like to be an Oppenpepper too? Give us a listen! 

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In this episode, Rivers heads back to the Record Parlour in Hollywood, CA to dig through the Bargain Bin for weird LPs with comedians Kevin Anderson and Kaye.

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The albums we talked about are as follows: 

Heritage - 'A Touch of Country' 
Gilbert O'Sullivan - 'I'm a Writer, Not a Fighter' 
Brownsmith - 'Brownsmith' 
Jonathan Edwards - 'Have a Good Time for Me' 
The Babys - 'On the Edge' 
Johnny Lee - ''Til the Bars Burn Down' 
Blanchard & Morgan - 'Birds of a Feather' 
O'Bryan - 'You and I' 
Pat Williams - 'Heavy Vibrations' 
Jo Jo Gunne - 'So... Where's the Show?' 
Dumptruck - 'For the Country' 
Johnny Bond - 'Bottles Up' 

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In this VERY SPECIAL Thanksgiving episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are gathered at Disgraceland with one their very best pals, Seth Pomeroy, for a super fun episode perfect for whatever traveling y'all have to do this week. First up ,we test out Jack in the Box's Red Bull Infusion as we try to find some new Thanksgiving music anthems. We also talk about recent physical media that we've purchased and a town in Canada currently being held hostage by a woman calling herself the "Q-Anon Queen of Canada". We've got an awesome Jam of the Turkey Week, "Change (In the House of Flies)" from The Deftones. We hope y'all have a great week and please join our Discord and post what you're eating! 

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In this episode, Rivers and Sam are joined by TWO hilarious guests: comedians Heather Winter and Shane Bianchi! We kick this one off by testing out the Cali Cola flavor of a drink called "Oxyshred". Heather talks about the Hollywood stars that came into her workplace. We also count down our Top 3 bald guys and animals that we wish could've been domesticated like cats and dogs. "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen and join the dang Discord! 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys have a full house at Disgraceland Studios as we welcome comedians Ed Greer and Alex Mandelberg back to the program! We kick this one off by slurping some Korean energy pouches and chatting about the recent passing of showbiz icons Richard Roundtree (a.k.a. "Shaft") and, to a lesser extent, Matthew Perry. We also chat about a man in Florida who's been impersonating police in a Chevy truck labeled "Booty Patrol". Then we go through our Top 3 lead singers of all time and ancient websites from the 90s and early 00s. The Animals's "House of the Rising Sun" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all. 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out at Disgraceland with the hilarious comedian and road warrior, Stef Bright! Stef is currently on the maiden comedy voyage of her micro-camper van and she tells all about van life and the colorful characters she's met on the road so far.  We also test out something called "BUM Energy" and share some more stories from the "Bartenders of Reddit". We take a tour of Stef's (and Walmart's) hometown of Bentonville, Arkansas. Plus, Lil Nas X's "Old Town Road" is our "SAM OF THE DAY". 

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out with our ol' buddy comedian John Ungaro and the hosts of the horror comedy podcast "Everything is Scary" Kyle Clark and Amy Drolet! Tonight we're taking a haunted tour through the deep woods, backwaters, and dark alleys of John and Amy's respective home states of Massachusetts and Georgia. 

First, we go to the Bay State to hang out in the ongoing monster mash that is the "Bridgewater Triangle". We'll meet some three foot tall goblins, a "Dover Demon", and maybe even a pterodactyl or two!

Then, we head down to the Peach State where we meet up with a lake monster, a 19th century werewolf girl, some various pig-themed phantoms, and a headless horseman that just wants to give you some free money. 

Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now! 

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In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined once again by the hilarious and wonderful comedian and writer Carly Garber! We kick this one off by re-visiting the classic "conversational crack" discussion from The Corona Diaries before ingesting some low grade speed in the "phorm" of a citrusy energy drink that may or may not have staphylococci in it. We also talk about the self-driving cars and food delivery robots that are currently running amok in California and the street rebels who are trying to stop them. We've got some tales from the "Bartenders of Reddit" and a JAM OF THE WEEK from Alice in Chains. Carly is the best. This episode is the best. Give us a listen right now! 

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