The Gory Picture Show

Mike from Cinemarketing comes aboard our luxury yacht to talk Greydon Clark’s Uninvited and all things cats!

Hey we're back! We talk about a riffing exorcist, very bad accents, white rhinos, and LBJ. 

Grab a Himalayan yogurt (pick your color!) and elixir at the snack bar — we’re taking you down to SLIME CITY! 

We're back and joined by special guest Mike Pisacano from Cinemarketing to talk about a very special movie because the three of us watched it together in person -- a first! We talk about sexual contagion, grating music, low budget filmmaking, and Jurassic Park 3.

Welcome to the TGPS Halloween Special... we are joined by special guest Mike from Random Movie Roulette and Cinemarketing! We chat about the found footage sub-genre, TV commercial compilations, and cat murder. In a moment, we'll open these doors and find out what's inside -- stick around, we'll be right back after these messages.

It’s the night HE came to California! Join us and our special guest Jack from Random Movie Roulette to talk about a Laurie Strode who faked her own death, became the headmistress of a prestigious private school, and developed a drinking problem. Watch out for Michael Myers in his jalopy -- and CANDY CORN FU!

In this episode we travel to Ashton, a town populated by verbally abusive government officials and horny middle-aged couples with drinking problems, to investigate a mutant slug infestation. We consult a lot of maps and blow shit up.

In this episode, we discuss a teenager’s relationship with his crazy aunt-mom, her pickling obsession, things not to say during a rape investigation, and a police lieutenant who tries to pass his rampant homophobia onto his dog.

In this episode, we discuss a gross movie about a pair of German necrophiliacs and their love triangle with a corpse. We question critical analyses that cast Buttgereit's NEKROMANTIK in a meritorious light and break down its climactic "happy ending," and Brandon tells a story about eating ribs in the company of vegans.

In this episode, we're joined by Jordan Schmidt (Varicon Video, That's Not Quite All Folks!) to talk about what might be the very first exploitation film. Somehow we manage to also fit in digressions about the My Fair Lady 4K release, The Wizard of Oz, Scooby Doo 2, and David Lynch. Oh, and OnlyFans.

In this episode, we cover Frank Henenlotter's sleazy 42nd Street film about two brothers who love each other and seek revenge on the doctors who separated them.

We're back to talk about an island of terror overrun by shark-fighting zombies and white people. Louis also googles "Can corpses get erections?" and forever taints his search history.

We're back to talk about slug orgies, creepy director's commentaries, bountiful kegs of lube, effects wizard Screaming Mad George, and of course incest.

We're back! And in this episode, we go to Japan and back 20 years to talk about human pincushions, yakuza enforcers, and a masturbating sadist who cries a lot.

We discuss a shot-on-video gore fest about new video store owners who discover their community's taste for snuff films! We also talk about censorship, the current climate of digital filmmaking, and Louis violating his first turkey.

Behold a Canadian slasher about a lobotomized serial killer with Attenborough-esque voiceover narration that ultimately broke Louis's brain. 

Whoa boy, today we spend some time talking about lesbian sexing, finger licking, poor subtitle translations, and "weaponized incest." (you can thank Louis for coining that term) We're joined by our honored guest, filmmaker James Dean!

Jack from Random Movie Roulette joins us to chat about Tony Scott's 1983 erotic vampire tale, THE HUNGER. It's sexual and violent, and it'll change the way you think about your exes. Forever and ever...

Jacob from Test Pattern: A Horror Movie Podcast joins us to talk about a disturbed child named Jamie, who creeps on his babysitter and lures people into a pit full of creatures called Tra-la-logs in this episode on The Pit! And we dig in the mystery surrounding the hard-to-find novelization based on the film.