The How-To Heretic

This week! Uncle Mark goes looking for the Huldufolk, Uncle Dan opens the big book of nothing with the Akashic Record and Uncle Doug regales us with all the inactive action in the Book of Acts!

This week! Uncle Mark takes to where white people come from with Hyperborea, Uncle Doug wraps up anther stupid week with Heretics in the News, and Uncle Dan shakes out the welcome matt for the newly liberated!

This week! Uncle Mark thinks your feet are too big with Ho No Hana Sanpogyo, Uncle Dan needs to know if you're pointy, moist, and mobile with Ayurveda and Uncle Doug rides eternal, shiny and chrome!

This week! Uncle Mark takes us under the sea with the story of Jared's brother, Uncle Doug explains the poison of the Power of Positive Thinking, and Uncle Dan encourages us to be nice!

This week Uncle Mark takes us to sunny Vietnam to meet Coa Dai, Uncle Dan knocks over Saint Junipero and Uncle Doug tells us everything is not alright with the Alawites.

This week! Uncle Doug introduces us to some religious loonies with a dildo problem with Cliven Bundy, Uncle Mark blesses all the bombs with the Main Cathedral of the Russian Armed Forces and Uncle Dan talks about a woman with an actual name in the Bible, Ruth.

This week! Uncle Dan surprises us with Mormon murders we'd never heard of, Uncle Doug uses math to clown Lord Xenu and Uncle Mark ponders the limitations of statues.

This week! Uncle Doug wonders what Trump thought he was holding up, Uncle Dan gives us an intro to Shinto, and we interview a couple of guys on an extended bicycle tour for Jesus!

https://cesletter.org

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to the fascinating Public Universal Friend, Uncle Dan gives us a saint then takes her away with St. Wilgefortis, and Uncle Doug reads to us from the CES Letter.

This week! Uncle Doug takes a truthful look at the much-maligned practice of Vodou, Uncle Dan goes crazy with the Mark of the Beast, and Uncle Mark conspires with Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast about the Strengthening Church Members Committee. 

You can catch Bryce and his miles-deep dive into Mormon history at  https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/

This week! Uncle Mark lights one up for Loudun's most eligible bachelor with Urbain Grandier, Uncle Doug tells us about a cult that imploded without a body count with NXIVM, and Uncle Dan wants to pull off history's most necessary editing job if he can!

This week! Uncle Mark tells a very different version of your favorite fairy tale with Operation Snow White, Uncle Dan leaves the Ewoks out of the Witch of Endor and Uncle Doug laments a cult exploding right before our eyes.

This week! Uncle Doug bids farewell to a dream cut short with Manicheism, Uncle Dan get's an oyster in your peanut butter with religious food rules, And Uncle Mark concludes his interview with author Jared Yates Sexton.

This week! Uncle Doug examines the deadly intersection of good penmanship and murder with Mark Hoffman and Uncle Mark shares part 1 of his interview with journalist and author Jared Yates Sexton to explore the nightmarish origins of American theocracy.

his week! Uncle Mark goes on a surprising Grindr date with Pazuzu, Uncle Dan really, really looks at his hands with Xochipili and Uncle Doug tries to fix that squeak with Cardea!

This week! Uncle Doug gets sees triple with the First Vision, Uncle Dan reviews one of the best bad movies ever made with the Ten Commandments, and Uncle Mark speaks with cult expert Steven Hassan.

This week! Uncle Mark reads the weather report for 2600 BCE with Ziasudra, Uncle Dan proves that the god of the Bible is a mess, and Uncle Doug challenges us to make the post-plague world a better place.

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to Moon men in need of missionaries, Uncle Doug takes us to Turin to shroud us in bullshit, and Uncle Dan demands to be the center of the universe!

This week, Uncle Dan reminds us that killing cats will not stop a plague, Uncle Doug tries his hand at Christian zoology and fails hilariously with the Easter Bunny, and Uncle Mark almost convinces us not to give in to fear. 

This week! Uncle Doug and Meghan help you refocus your bookshelves with Feng Shui, Uncle Dan has bizarre bull-burning bullshit and bread rationing with Elijah, and Uncle Mark wants you to please see the meaninglessness of everything!