The Late Awakening Podcast

Join us as we talk about the latest lunacy, including:

• Jill Biden gets put in the back row at the UK Coronation...Has America sunk to the bottom of the food chain? 
• Fed Now...Insanity later?
• Is WWIII already happening and we're just not being told about it?
• Is Tucker Carlson going to drop the truth MOAB or is he really a globalist puppet in disguise?
• Will Dems go full dicktatership by killing the debates?
• Was it a good thing that Trump didn't serve two consecutive terms?
• Is Africa splitting into two different continents? 
• How can we save ourselves from the globalist agenda? Is it too late?
  
  
  
  

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Join us as we ask the burning questions of the day, including:

• Is Johnny going for the new Sam Smith look?
• Has the self-acceptance movement gone too far?
• Predictive programming - What is it and why does it “predict” the future?
• Modern slobs…would our ancestors be embarrassed of us?
• The Fauci Files — Did Elon buy a crime scene? 
• If everybody’s working from home, what happens to commercial real estate?

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Join our eye-opening conversation as we talk about the scandals of the day, including: 

• Dalai Lama's Dirty Laundry
• All the Saints are Sinners
• Exploding Cows, Train Derailments, and Toxic Leaks...Oh, My! 
• Are We Under Attack?

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This week we cover all the topics you need to laugh about, including:

• Super Mario Bros Movie
• Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light
• Trump Indictment = Retribution Time
• Fed Now, Fascism Later
• Turkey Seducing with Theo Von
• The Great Marshmallow Shortage of 2023
• GMO Tiger Meat now on the menu
• California Restaurants: I’ll Take the #3 with a Side of Chemo
• Another disgusting story from Johnny’s misspent youth, a.k.a. the start of the #MeEww Movement

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Listen in as the crew speaks their twisted minds on current events and past traumas including:

Trump Indictment
QAnon Shaman Released
False Flag events
Nashville Shooting and the mysterious sneaker switch
The Great Tennessee Transsurrection
The IRS persecution of Matt Taibbi
More crazy stories from Johnny's misspent youth

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Join Johnny, JoAnn, and their "special guest" as they cover everything that pops into their collective minds including:

• Sad dead pet stories and JoAnn & Johnny’s Pet Semetery
• JoAnn goes to a real estate seminar…it doesn’t end well
• DeSantis fights soft-core porn in school libraries
• Jan 6th stupidity
• The crew discusses former libs who’ve switched sides:  Brandon Straka, Russell Brand, Jimmy Dore, Tim Pool
• What’s up with Trump’s “New Cities”?
• Steve Bannon says “Don’t Trust Elon”
• When did libs take the side of the elites?
• SatanCON - afterschool satan worship in Massachusetts?
• Jesus Revolution - Is Christianity making a comeback?
• Satan’s image needs a revamp
• Why do conservative social media sites suck so bad?
• JoAnn renounces her atheistic ways
• Ancient energy? 
• Everything goes off the tracks…

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JoAnn and Johnny welcome two special (unnamed) guests, and discuss some crazy topical topics, including:

• Senior Assassin: The new game that is sweeping the nation involves water guns, high-tech surveillance, and fake babies? Is this a horrible idea or a great way to prepare our young people for the apocalypse?
• JoAnn & Johnny's new children's book, Rex E. Doodle's New Best Friend
• Pfizer CEO Anthony Bourla and Kamala Harris...What's going on with the bizarre appearances of these people's necks? 
• Johnny's sister's crazy video of the time she mistook a severed lizard tail for a baby snake.

#PfizerCEO #SeniorAssassin #Lizards

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Johnny and JoAnn discuss some seriously disturbing topics, including:

• Do the Elite Lizard People want us to trade our black angus for black crickets?
• How JoAnn got red-pilled by an Alien Telephone Installer
• Alex Jones, David Icke, and the Reptilian Agenda
• Is America being forced into veganism as cattle "die" en masse and food processing plants are torched nationwide?
• Why is Bill Gates buying up all the American farmland?
• Why did the Obamas say "We need to change our history and our culture"?
• Did Trump wait too long to Save America from the impending global Communist government?
• Why do the Billionaire Globalists hate us so much?
• They want to take our guns...will they succeed?
• Is the American Experiment of Freedom for All taking it's last gasp?
• Biden falls off his bike and no Secret Service people jump in to break his fall? What's up with that?
• Are we living in a simulated reality? 
• Is the current administration "designed to fail"?
• Were the Colbert Crew let into the Capitol to distract from the failed Jan 6 hearings?

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JoAnn gets offended by racism...but not in the way you might think
The Corporate Exploitation of Pride Month
Twisting Patriotism into hatred
Why is Trump not "Part of the Club"?
BLM, Antifa, and then there are instigators...
Why are Freemasons present at EVERY INCIDENT???
Don't celebrate what you're born into
The great disappointment of the Obama Administration
Donald Trump was not a part of "The Club"
Fox News and the Juan Williams debacle
The marketing genius of Donald Trump and the American Flag
When JoAnn says "Maybe I should stop talking"...listen closer
Johnny destroys JoAnn's childhood with Bugs Bunny in drag stories
JoAnn has a theory about "Celebrity Chefs" origin and the Rock and Roll connection
Mark Zuckerberg's Sister-in-Law and the Cannibal Club in L.A.
Are the Globalists trying to turn us lemmings into cannibals to "cull the herd"?
The Georgia Guidestones and their population reduction plan
Mark Zuckerberg "only eats what he kills"????
Drag time story hour...your tax dollars at work for groomers.
Has the word "Pride" been bastardized?
Late Boomers and GenX are to blame...OH SHIT, THEY WANT TO EXTERMINATE US? NOW WHAT???!!!
Who co-opted the Unicorn? Do we need to change our logo? WE'RE NOT GROOMERS!!!
DON'T TAKE MY DRINK! CELEBRITY CHEFS ARE CANNIBAL APOLOGISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little kids in bars stuffing dollar bills down drag queens g-strings! Is that something to be proud of?
Black Rock, WEF, Vanguard and the globalist monsters that we forgot to nip in the bud.
Risky Business? Was there a deeper meaning?
Top Gun Sequel Kills it at the Box Office? Is there a shift in the winds?
Backroom battles in the dysfunctional Democrat debacle....crush, kill, DESTROYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
JoAnn learns about Venezuela's downfall during a bankruptcy consultation___Thank God We're in America!
Baby Boomers, GenXers, and the Meteverse Generations...Which layer are you on the downward spiral?

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The story of how Johnny stole the Body of Christ and ate it with Cheez Whiz
Government Cheese Scam in the 1970s
Is "Generic Food" going to make a come back? Everything old is new again!
8-year-olds buying beer and cigarettes
Marty the huffer under the grates
Raising kids in the '80s would be criminal now
Gordon Ramsey Syndrome and Justin Beiber's paralysis
SADS and SIDS - Just something that happens...after vaccines
Are we THIS weak?
The stigma of asking questions
Johnny gets attacked on Twitter about Patriot Front in Idaho
Things our parents did that would have landed them in jail today
Life before curfews and adult suppervision
Autism, SADS, SIDS and the AMA
Johnny gets attacked on Twitter and called a "groomer"
January 6th Hearings and J6 murders we didn't hear about until now!
"Patriot" is a dirty word?
Twitter trolls and their hurtful rhetoric...but at least they think we have an intern
The devolution of the "Racism Theory"
Racism has been greatly reduced over the years, so why does the Left hate that fact?
The orchestration of racism just in time for an election
The perils of living in a "Gated Community"

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$1 per egg soon? Why are our food processing plants being torched?
Are billionaires actually mentally ill?
What's your carbon footprint? Don't know? They do...
MK Ultra program and Deep State Spying - Pizza delivery guy targeted by Feds who tried to talk him into committing terrorist acts
Therapy or interview for a domestic terrorist position?
Dragonfly drone with backpacks stalks JoAnn
Klaus Schwab in women's lingerie on the beach
Were our parents doing the right thing by making us terrified of doctors at a young age?
Medical Mafia and the deaths of holistic doctors
The new Canadian gun grab is underway
Klaus Schwab's list of Good Little Boys and Girls
Should Johnny use his mugshot as his Facebook Profile pic?
JoAnn's review of the new show "The Offer"...apparently it's an offer she CAN refuse.
Siskel and Ebert...victims of the cabal?
Johnny on the Sally Jesse Raphael show with the drug treatment field trip.
Lex Fridman cures JoAnn's chronic insomnia
Johnny & the gang's live-action Frogger games in Brooklyn

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• "Happy Memorial Day"...no such thing. 
• Texas school shooting conspiracy theories
• Trump Media starting a non-woke streaming service to "Uncancel the Cancelled"
• Little Johnny's PTSD from Boy Scout Camp
• JoAnn Learns More About Johnny's Sordid Past...as a "John"
• Putin - Sick or Replaced with a clone
• 30 Chinese Warplanes enter Taiwan airspace today
• 2000 Mules and 81 Million Lies
• The Circle Jerk of Global Money Laundering
• OTB and Other Family Stories
• 70's Schoolyard Fights
• Latest developments and damning evidence in John Durham's case against Hillary Clinton and her cohorts

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Johnny & JoAnn do an emergency podcast episode covering the hot topics of the day, including:

• The emerging MonkeyPox epidemic and how Johnny contracted it in a strip mall parking lot.
• Robby Mook throws Hillary Clinton under the bus in the Durham trials
• Elongate - Sexual harassment allegations conveniently hit the "news" as the world's richest man takes on the Twitterverse.
• Plus, Johnny's caught on camera baring it all in the backyard; film at 11.

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• Elon says more than 20% of Twitter accounts are fake. They lied to the SEC defrauded shareholders and advertisers.
• Disney moving HQ from California to Orlando. Tavistock developers? What's up with that?
• Jimmy Dore went full Q last night calling Gates a full-on pedo!
• Speaking of pedos, what is up with Bobby Lee?

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Kickbacks, Payoffs, and Mule Drops, Oh My! Join Johnny & JoAnn as they talk about how Johnny bombed doing stand-up at a funeral, along with lots of other intriguing topics, including:

• Friday the 13th...lucky or not?
• Elon Musk puts Twitter buy on hold to re-evaluate the percentage of fake accounts
• Fauci, Collins, Birx & others at NIH EXPOSED for taking big payoffs from Big Pharma
• $40 Billion Ukraine payola KILLED by Sen. Rand Paul.
• Norm MacDonald's posthumous Comedy Special coming out on May 30th on Netflix
• Netflix "anti-woke" internal email to staff "this might not be the place for you"
• The feminization of the American Male
• The New American "Ministry of Truth"
• Stacey Abrams and her 2000 Mules

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Amber Alerts, Tear Drop tattoos, and electric cars that nobody drives. Is there anything we won't talk about? Probably not.

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Johnny bares all...revealing his shaving session that got out of hand.  Is hairless really the way to go? JoAnn isn't so sure.

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Laugh along with Johnny & Jo as they chat about:

• Demonrats Jumping Ship
• Melania in the Metaverse
• CDC Director Accidentally Tells The Truth
• Biden Promises Death to the "Unvaccinated"
• Male Bonding Made Johnny's Water Break

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• Cannibalism is cool but attending Trump Rallys will get you canned from Bob's Burgers
• McDonald's promotes the Vax on a side of fries
• Is Jack Frost nipping at your vag? The Winter Vagina Epidemic
• CNN Produces Pedophiles
• Adam Schiff again creating his own reality
• Elizabeth Warren gets owned by Elon Musk

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Johnny & JoAnn talk about America's Governor Ron DeSantis, why everybody with a brain is moving to Florida, the new Florida Militia, Little Johnny's Big Bear Scare and why he never got molested as a child, along with Sammy the Bull's beef with Andrew Cuomo.

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