The Savage Crew

This week Mike tells you what to name your son and how to raise him. Amid much giggling he hurls around 1990s schoolyard insults, and yearns for the good ol days of being a kid. This episode also features some sweet tunes from A Charlie Brown Christmas...and Cheap Trick.

A new type of episode that you'll see from time to time, I scroll social media without a script and comment on the issues of the day. This week it's mass shootings, gun control, and Home Alone 2.

We're dropping the dick and fart jokes this week to take a closer look at the situation in Europe, the Middle East and here at home. After this episode you'll be able to argue about Islam with your annoying liberal aunt, and debate foreign policy with your drunk republican uncle. So tune into this episode of the Savage Sacktap and stock up on all the ammo you need to alienate the entire family at Thanksgiving dinner.

The air is crisp, leaves crunch underfoot as you stroll gaily down the street in your finest autumn sweater, sipping a piping hot pumpkin spice latte, and pondering the meaning of life as the days grow short and nights turn colder. You turn the corner onto your block, almost home you think to yourself, when from behind a parked car a clown emerges. He struts towards you and without a word reaches out and touches your dick. Congratulations, you've just become the latest victim in a seemingly never ending string of clown molestations. Ease the pain and bury the shame of being groped by a man in makeup, listen to the Savage Sacktap Halloween Spooktacular. We're talking drugs, empowering costumes, holiday kidnappings, and getting our freak on in the Craigslist Casual Encounters section.

It's an incredibly touching episode of The Savage Sacktap. Mike professes his love for Boogie nights, cocaine, and self pleasure, then has his heart broken by Hugh Hefner. Gary joins us with an update for his quest for love on Craigslist, and we wrap things up with some tunes from The King Of Pop. Give it a listen and share with your friends.

Mike's kickin it old school with tunes from Bill Squire and The Village People. He questions the motives of the 'Selfie Generation', sings the praises of Christopher Columbus, and wonders what it really means to be a 'modern man.' Don't miss a single second of the savagery, listen to this shit right now.

After a summer long hiatus Mike is back in business. After pondering the great mysteries of the universe including; did Jesus Christ ever suck a dick? And what it would be like to jerk off to Kim Davis doing interracial lesbian porn? We take a look at the future of The Savage Crew and discuss plans for world domination.

Congrats graduates, now go fuck yourselves! In this edition of the sacktap, Mike rages against the progressive outrage machine. We’re breaking down everything wrong with the Millennial generation, pointing out the holes in their logic and filling those holes with big, stiff, pieces of common sense. Race, gender, fat shaming, and more are in our crosshairs, so grab something to smoke or sip on, push play, sit back and enjoy the freak show.

Hickory dickory dock, the Olympian chopped off his cock. Well sorta...not really. We're talkin' Bruce Jenner, Protein World, and Deaf Rhino this week. Plus a little help from our good friend Mr. Tom Jones. Just fuckin listen to the podcast, you know you wanna.

Mike waxes intellectual (and profane) about #BlackTwitter, racist cleaning supplies, Andrew fuckin Keegan, Pepsi commercials, Islamophobia, and priests treating young boys as sock puppets. Start your weekend off right with a money shot of original content from one of The Savage Crew's founding members.

A quick introduction The Savage Crew. Mike lays out the crew's manifesto, bitches about political correctness and social justice warriors, and explains that Gary is not a child molester.