The Third Date

Should I book a hotel if she's driving for ages to see me? Is having a threesome with dudes she met on our date a red flag? 

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Seriously, this one has BAD audio. The microphones didn't record, so I just ripped it from the camera. If this is your first time hearing our podcast, skip to the next episode. If you value your ears, skip to the next episode. You have been warned. 

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Lucas fucks it up immediately. Should I narc on one of my cheating tenants? I want to suck cock, even though I'm straight. How do I get my Dad's Russian girlfriend to leave? 

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Season two begins. My partner's sex drive has become way lower than mine, does he actually like me? 

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My boyfriend thinks that my face is "too cute" to have sex. How to I satisfy my orgasm-starved girlfriend? I peeped on my newly-wed son getting dirty. Can I get my best friend to back off? 

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Have you watched ‘Sex Life’? The guy I’m dating is sharing porn online. Should I let my girlfriend explore her bisexuality? His moans turn me off. 

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Is my super-spreader online boyfriend being too pushy? A key is missing and I think the guy I’m dating stole it. Should I be involved with someone if I’m going to die early? 

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How do I help my friend in a toxic relationship? My girlfriend wants me to cheat on her. Can I trust a DM about my fiancé? 

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Is it wrong to be in the friendzone? My boyfriend has a small penis. What should I do with my cheating and gay girlfriend’s baby? 

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My husband won’t eat me out. Why won’t my friend with benefits kiss me? How many follow-up texts is too many? He looks at his phone while I’m going down on him. 

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How do I reject him without breaking his heart? My girlfriend is dressing up as not my Playboy Bunny. Should I get plastic surgery, or am I just being influenced by my parents? 

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Our neighbor hates the sound of us having sex. Am I dating Christian Grey? My boyfriend has changed, but I’m not attracted to him anymore because of his past actions. 

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I can’t give my girlfriend “real” sex, so should we open up our relationship? I was tricked into a gay threesome. Is an OnlyFans subscription pushing the boundaries I set? 

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I’m insecure about my girlfriend being at university. Is my boyfriend too close to his mother? She slept with over fifty people before our relationship, so why isn’t she sexual with me? 

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I don’t look like the pornstars that my boyfriend watches. Why is Lucas so sexy? Men aren’t sexual enough with me. My boyfriend is amazing, so is it wrong to think about hooking up with other guys? How do I convince him that he doesn’t look like my dad? 

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I’m paying for every date. Am I straight because I don’t like eating her out? Is it suss that my boyfriend watches gay porn? My friend made me uncomfortable while masturbating with my VR headset. 

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Am I gay for kissing her after she went down on me? Do I make my friends uncomfortable? Is it cheating when she hooks up with other girls? 

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My lecturer is uncomfortable because I was his naked maid. I don’t want to be rough with my girlfriend in bed. A bro stole my Tinder date. 

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I think he’s in the closet. My boyfriend wants to sleep with more girls before he commits to me. All her friends have seen my nudes. 

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How can I go through my husband's phone? I found my girlfriend's sex tape featuring her ex. My boyfriend doesn't want me to gain weight. 

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