Thots After 30

What up, thots? We're back and stronger than ever.

Join us this week as we recap one of the most recent in a long line of social exploitation experiments; who doesn't love psychological exploitation of our fellow woman and man?? We are recapping the latest trend in Netflix shows: The Ultimatum!

Hear our thots and feelings on the whole experience up to the reunion. Is Colby a douche-lord or just fake? Is Alexis actually in the same age group as everyone else? and will Shanique ever actually understand the assignment?? Tune in to find out! Reunion recap coming next!! Welcome back, thots, we've missed you. Look for us on TikTok soon!

Covid Vault Finale

One last hidden gem from the lost age of 2020. The thots talk highschool dreams, horrors and happenings. Come back down memory lane with us and discover where we came from and why we drink so much today!

Covid Vault

Another lost relic from 2020.

Turning 30 is scary and hard sometimes. Turning 30 and realizing your mortality, disliking that mortality and your current position in life is even harder. Are people born destined to snap, or do they have snapping thrust upon them? Join us for disappearances and gruesome murders as the Thots take a page out of our favorite  true crime podcast's book.

Covid Vault Episode

These are out of order, sorry about that... 2020 amirite? IYKYK.

Dive deep with us as we take a little more than a surface level look into a world of conspiracies. Where do they come from, are some based in truth and why are some of the so fascinating?

After surviving (so far) a global pan-Demi Lovato, we're back at it again. Join us for a "quick" catch up session where we talk about who we are again and how some things never change. We're Vanderpumped for the coming month and hoping one day this live season of American Horror Story comes to a close.

Back and about the same as we were before, come drink with us!

Join us on a decades long journey through dating trends and small personal anecdotes of our troubled worlds. We ramble a lot, but you already knew that didn't you? You must be a glutton for punishment.

From first date, man I didn't kiss him when I should have to wearing vials of each other's blood, dating has been interesting no matter what time period you grew up in. So whether you made mixtapes for the girl down the street or checked NO when the nerdy boy handed you a crumpled note at recess, we've got you covered.

As always, we don't know much but we're happy to talk about anything.

Black lives matter, trans lives matter, and we won't hear any differently.

Jesus Christ, they're at it again! - Everyone July 2020

That's right, we're back in the proverbial saddle and boy do we have some food for thots... or something like that. It's Halftime baby, the whole reason you go to sports-ing events right? (also for the drinks and snacks!) Join us as we talk about your changing bodies. We watch a very graphic video about puberty and then split up to talk about where the wild things grow... wait, I'm getting this confused with 7th grade Health class... We just talk about the importance of listening to your body after 30 and changing your outlook on 2020.

Remember: Black Live Matter, always. Not just today, not just last month but always.

Trigger Warning! Listener discretion is advised, we talk about suicide and mental health in this episode!

Heavy stuff aside, we're back again with another short episode because we are busy adults with very important things to do and drinks to drink.

On this episode, Jenny can't relate to anything Andrew does or says in his life and Andrew forgets how to use words appropriately. So basically pretty normal for us! We may have begun drinking before the cast this time. You're welcome.

Book Club will never happen, stop trying to make Book Club happen; in other news one of us is still struggling through The Haunting of Hill House, more like the Snoozing of Snore Shack amirite?

Let's talk about the things that (mostly) men do to others in the dating world. It's still hard to date after 30, it's still a nightmare to interact with people on dating apps and at the end of the day one of us is married and the other one has made peace and is letting go.

Go with the flow with us, let's get wet!

Should we start a Book Club? Do people still do that? YOU is great, YOU is smart, YOU is a psychopath.

Y'all! It's 2020 and we are still the same terrible people we were before midnight on December 31! Join us as we begin our second season of laughing, drinking and thinking. You're missing out by not being married to us but at least you can listen to us anywhere, anytime!

You take the fun, you take the drunk, you take them both and there you have the Wrecks of Life, the Wrecks of Life. We don't own that melody or that song, don't sue us, we're broke. The wedding is over and one couple emerged victorious while the other ended in a quiet disaster. To go broke or to bro go? What happened to Christmas time and where did we all go wrong?

The Wedding is fast approaching and we couldn't be more distracted! Trying to wrap up the year right we discuss importantish things and probably get something wrong, but you should be accustomed to that by now! What makes a sociopath a psychopath and where does sadism factor in? Find out what we think!

The Pride episode and also counting down to the wedding. We talk about our brushes with vulnerability and violation and we make no apologies.

The long awaited part two of our bachelorette in paradise series. We drank, we danced, some died, come cried, but we conquered. The windows may have lacked some panes, but this trip lacked nothing other than time. We love you NOLA, we'll be back in you again someday.

Consistency isn't our strong point, unless we're talking about being inconsistent... BUT we are back at it and we can promise that we will continue making content and talking at you. We spent a lot of time talking about our obsessions this time and not enough talking about the main event. There may be a part 2.

Also, we had some audio issues from the recording. Andrew will work on this.

It's late, but it's here. Story of our lives. We talk about our most epic brunch day yet, but honestly every single one is our best one yet. More Blake Lively, more cussing, and more thots. We discuss Andrew's neurosis with horror movies and Jenny's dreams about Dalton. We prepare for the Bach trip and we lie about recording more episodes and content. You know you love us... right? You do, don't you? :/

What up, Thots? This week we keep it Blake Lively and get ourselves organized. We know you've missed our content and we've missed making it. (We hope you did at least... :)) We're working on making good on our promises so join us, our bird and bug friends (summertime in the south, what can you do), our disembodied assistant and buckle up for a trip down grumpy lane. As always, we're wrong about everything, entitled and inappropriate. Thank you for attending our Tay Talk.

The one where it's almost Andrew's fucking birthday. That's all you need to know.

Welcome the Shitshow. We reunite after several weeks of not bringing you quality content... ever. We dive into the world of fetishes and dreams. We probably said something inappropriate and incorrect. Tell us all about it.

This week on Thots, Jenny went to the lake, Andrew sat on dogs and we talk about baby clocks. Also, we drank some.