Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Four leaf clovers, pots o' gold and a murderous, shoe-obsessed little man, we're recapping the movie Jennifer Aniston wish she'd never starred in, LEPRECHAUN! Happy St. Patrick's Day to us!!!

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Movie stats @ 15:36

Recap @ 25:08

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A step-mom, a ghost mom and two completely sane siblings, we're recapping Kim Jee-woon's A TALE OF TWO SISTERS! This South-Korean psychological horror film is just the ticket for perking up our weeks!! Just kidding! We feel terrible! Charles Dickens would be proud <3

TW: Suicide, Child Abuse

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Movie stats @ 20:20

Recap @ 26:28

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Psychotic teens, Michael Fassbender, and a truly unfortunate ending, we're recapping EDEN LAKE! This movie has the same director as the upcoming SPEAK NO EVIL re-make.....so you know we're in for a terrible time!!!! James Watkins, you can go fuck yourself, sir!!

TW: Child abuse

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Movie stats @ 18:17

Recap @ 20:45

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A Catholic priest, a quantum physicist, a vat of Satan-goo, and a whole new theory on the origin of Christianity, we're recapping John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS! Thank anti-god we are joined by New York Times Columnist, Jamelle Bouie (NYT, Unclear and Present Danger) as he very casually breaks down this movie AND quantum physics for us!! This is what horror movies are made for <3

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Jamelle interview @ 10:52

Movie stats @ 22:22

Recap @ 28:25

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Truth or Dare is for BULLIES and DEMONS, ok?!

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Movie stats @ 13:43

Recap begins @ 26:37

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When Henley and Sammy are away, Joel and Emily will play! Slintheads, this one's for you!!! And the gals will be back next week, we promise! Don't get froggy with us!

Ravenous is available to rent on VOD.

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Movie stats @ 11:55

Recap @ 26:11

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We love celebrities as much as the next person but we simply MUST respect their personal space!! This week we are recapping Satoshi Kon's animated horror-thriller Perfect Blue. We can see why Darren Aronofsky was inspired!

Perfect Blue is streaming on Shudder.

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Movie stats @ 15:40

Recap begins @ 23:56

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One nightmarish house, two terrifying landlords, and countless upsetting sequences, we're recapping Wes Craven's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS!

Movie stats @ 20:43

Recap begins @ 24:05

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We're throwing it all the way back to April 2020 with Kevin Williamson's SICK, a peak-Covid slasher/home invasion movie that is...dare we say.... a godamn romp?? Is it too soon or not soon enough to be partying with disinfectant? We aren't thinking too hard about this one, just enjoying our new favorite weapon - massive antlers!!

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Movie stats @ 12:12

Recap begins @ 15:05

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Our apologies to all the mothers out there 🙏

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Movie stats @ 22:49

Recap begins @ 28:06

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Resurrecting this film from the 2020 graveyard and giving it the due it deserves!! Directed by David Prior, THE EMPTY MAN (the empty man the empty man the empty man) was filmed in 2017 and 20th Century Fox shelved it until....October 2020??? Dang, that's brutal.

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Movie stats @ 15:03

Recap begins @ 20:45

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Sammy is flying solo today for a recap of her favorite horror movie of 2023...Birth/Rebirth. Streaming on Shudder.

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This episode was originally recorded in January 2022 as a bonus episode on our Patreon.

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We're putting the creators of this movie on the naughty list!!!!!!!

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Dear Santa, all we want for Christmas is one Gizmo please!! Join us as we recap the classic Christmas horror, GREMLINS!!

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Movie stats @ 13:39

Recap begins @ 28:13

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Grab your dollar store wigs because we are headed back to Forks to recap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Join us to find out if any of the extremely toxic behavior on display in this film has dissuaded us from being Team Edward or Team Jacob. (Not likely!)

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Movie trivia @ 14:06

Recap begins @ 29:05

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One terrible idea for a web series, one hundred red flags, and the hottest we've ever seen Mark Duplass, we're recapping CREEP 2!!! A perfect film, according to Rotten Tomatoes (and us??). Thank you to our Patrons for picking this one and taking us on this beautiful/deranged journey!

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Movie trivia @ 16:19

Recap begins @ 31:58

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There's something strange in the neighborhood and our ghostbusters are being a little too chill about it!! This week we are honored to be joined by Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse (Dead Meat) to discuss the very unsettling 2018 Argentinian horror film TERRIFIED. So pull on some jeans and hop into your twin bed cuz it's time to get...terrified.

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Recap begins @ 26:02

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It's our November bonus recap and what better way to practice gratitude than to discuss Eli Roth's new slasher...Thanksgiving?! You will come home for the holidays...in a body bag.

Thanksgiving is in theaters now

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