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Show, don’t tell! In this FTV episode, The Fellas review another cult hit “Bronson” starring a young Tom Hardy as Charlie Bronson. The Englishman. Not the American actor. You gotta know that or you’re going to be very confused. Anyway, The Fellas lay the groundwork for a LOT of jokes and inside bits, including the title of this very podcast. It’s actually pretty cool to hear it happen organically, but what do I know. I’m just a scribe chained to a radiator. If this is your first episode, you may want to start from the beginning or you’re probably very confused again.

Another good’un from the Way Back Machine as The Fellas navigate this hysterically busy Summer. Here, we’ve got a review for the classic Sam Rockwell film Moon. Take note of the very careful word usage, the meticulous thought process that The Fellas exhibit and just take a moment to reflect that at some point, we weren’t saying things the second they popped into our heads. I’m sure we’ll discuss the meta of these episodes on a future episode, so get in on the discussion now. As always, shoutout our brother, lover, and legal counselor Colin for mixing some, mastering some, and generally just tolerating the Fellas when we were, sadly, our weirdest and most edgy. Love ya, babies. Stay safe out there.

The Fellas are taking you back this episode, to a time when they had focus, worse equipment, recording etiquette, and barely a bed time at all. Turns out, Kevin has really always been loud, and Douglas has always been a snarky lil pup. If you haven’t seen Kung Fury, this episode is twice as long and the Fellas think about the plot twice as much as the director himself. Take a load off and listen to the dulcet tones of the Fellas dropping knowledge and low hanging jokes.

Pride month finale! The Fellas taking on the Supreme Court and the morally bankrupt. Spoiler: we support a women’s right to choose whatever the hell she wants to do with her body. Of course we talk about Paris Hilton and her ilk, and Kevin’s Horrible Movie Marathon.

The Fellas are still alive post-vacation and a Covid get. We’re staying in a safe space and talking about childhood cartoons and how strange they truly truly were. The Fellas may also be trying out for The Squid Game Game. Talk us out of it.

The Fellas unfurl evidence against Big Suits, detailing the plight of the hirsute and any/all who just want to be svelt in public. Plus: Doug and Kevin catch up after SOMEONE got C*vid and derailed this multimillion dollar operation for a week. Unthinkable. Most importantly, happy Pride Month to everyone who chooses to celebrate. We’re happy you’re around and we all live at the same time. Honestly, chances were slim and that’s what makes it special. OdysseusClothingCompany.com. Use THEFELLAS at checkout for 15% off your whole purchase. Don’t act like you don’t know.

Hey hey go to OdysseusClothingCompany.com and use THEFELLAS at checkout. 15% off. Easiest thing of all time. Prop up the economy and look hella good doing it. Like Wreck-Gar in the classic 1987 animated Tranformers movie, the Fellas talk a little TV, discuss the idea of all historical god figures existing simultaneously, and coincidentally, Kevin finds himself in the closest thing to church since his college days. Remember this is a comedy pod. It’s not that deep, babes.

We have to protect Goldblum at all costs. Lots of good Pittsburgh talk, some sports talk, a little bit of fashionfellas- you know, all the reasons you tolerate us. Oh, and something very specials happens towards the end, so you'll want to listen all the way through.

The Fellas dive into a little Gordon Ramsay talk, a little sports talk, hell even a little mustache talk. Some Late President talk to really round it all out. Honestly, it’s a good one. Just listen to it.

Big music episode. The Fellas do their best to list likely candidates for starting an island cult after discovering that J**** L*** has one. Further, they wax poetic about music videos and then take a break to yell at each other about delaying fun before the inevitable embrace of death welcomes us home as friends. Super upbeat and fun! Get in there.

We're back on our bulgogi this episode, babies. Here's a fun game to play: Scrub through at random points in this one and try to figure out just how in the hell we got to certain points in this conversation. It's a fun one full of retrospection, a lil bit of gossip, and a whole lot of incredibly niche jokes. Be sure to get in on the April Anarchy bracket and tell us what you want to see! Love ya, babes. Get in there.

The Fellas finally stand up to one of their several great nemeses: The newsstand movie critics (and also Wendy Williams).

Music, bad falsetto, debating, a single talking point, big Alan episode, why are you not listening already? Also, and most importantly- nice.

Kevin shares a harrowing tale involving metal and handcuffs, the Fellas discuss what candy they’d smuggle into prison and the prolific acting career of Johnny Legs. Doug teaches us about Gunk Thrust, and the Fellas try to get a sponsorship from literally anyone. A little bit of BTS talk at the end, and baby, we got a stew going.

Welcome to season 4, babies. Kevin brings up an area of concern in his life, Doug goes on about Scient*l*gy again, The Fellas learn some new vocab words, and then discuss the go-to methods on how to bring down another hateful cult. On the back half, we return to old form and talk a little pop culture celeb chat. Only the hottest goss for our weak, old babies. Get in there and enjoy, or else.

The Fellas go on a field trip to watch some hockey, discuss which Dillon brother they love and which Dillon brother they hate. Ensemble movies- what’s the deal with them? Mostly, the Fellas figure out just what the heck is going on with astrology signs. We’re going to hold pt.2 hostage unless you request it, so get in there!

Technically the Valentine’s Day episode! Since we’re obviously your valentines, our gift to you is a focused pod. The Fellas revisit escape rooms and axe throwing, but on a whole new level. We throw it back to the 90s babies with an X-Treme concept. Doug reveals his plot to tackle one of the most insidious cults in America and maybe the world. No, we genuinely don’t know about the breadth of their influence. At any rate, it involves many of your favorite actors from yesteryear and also Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Get in there, babies. We luv u.