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I love life.  I think this gets me into trouble.  I need to learn when I am being hit on and when someone is flirting with me.  It took several experiences for me to overcome this problem.  Thankfully, I did learn how to cope with the situations.

Gambling is fun and I have been on several winning streaks.  I have hit the state lottery and won thousands of dollars gambling over the years.  Do I have a secret method?  Sort of.  It’s me, you know it is going to be weird.  Hit the play button and find out.

I was a traveling salesman for a minute.  Great job with lots of traveling, no surprises here, right?  You know by now nothing is as simple as it may appear.  Here are some select experiences from this time in my life.  Take a listen as you may be surprised.  

Is it rude to fart in public?  This is debatable in my opinion.  It is a bodily function common to most mammals. Sometimes you just have to let it fly so you don’t cramp up.  The sound can be a embarrassing, but we all know the smell will cause most of the problems.  Especially if it lingers for more than a minute or two. Today's episode will not entertain your sense of smell but hopefully it will cause you to stop and think. 

This was a difficult episode to create.  I love animals and the relationships I can have with them.  Be advised, this is not for the faint of heart.  It starts with one of my fondest memories of my family.  Then I discuss how things went so wrong with my pet.  It ends with a harrowing situation on a college campus. 

Seems there are themes in my life. I know, the sequel is never as good as the original. I had to do another “It’s a slow burn” episode.  There were just too many stories to have a single “slow burn” episode.  Again I say, “I can’t believe anyone could be serious about all this falderal and it leads to a…misunderstanding”? Enjoy.

“It’s a slow burn” because this unusual incidence took time to develop and conclude.  I can’t believe anyone could be serious about all this falderal and it leads to a…. misunderstanding? 

Today’s episode theme is the parking lot.  I know when booze is involved things can go a bit crazy.  Here women are just downright mad at me.  I do have witnesses that this is not my fault.  Alice will not let me forget.  

Fathering skills, the good and not so good.  I will span a few years of my fathering skills.  This starts out when I have only one son and I am just learning the ropes and ends when my sons are teenagers.   

Similar crazy things happen to me in short periods of time.  Just one of these events would be very hard to believe.  So, this episode is only about one specific very odd situation.  It was also a bit scary to me.  

The funny things kids do?  Some experiences at the mini golf course, returning gifts the day after Christmas and how things went wrong at a motel. 

This will introduce you to my life.  My honeymoon was an experience (Lime Green), my brother-in-Law has issues with my phone skills (Stinger) and I have a twin that is a priest (Ouch).