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Time to talk about... dicks! Max brings 4 articles about dicks in weird places, while Marks and Dave try and figure out which doesn't fit.

Topics include: John Dillerman v Venom, Mars' dick pic, the menninist movement, and Spiderman's morning wood.

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Marks rings in the New Year with 4 crazy stories while Max and Dave contemplate being on the show for 2 years.

Topics Include: Bollywood tampons, Dave's hot candy takes, Max's trauma and a pizza pledge.

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Holiday spirit? You know it. Max is back with 4 Christmas tales, while Marks and Dave figure out which stories are nice and which one is naughty.

Topics include: the best Christmas song, assault rifle doll house, Dewtivity Scene TM, and stocking full of ranch.

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We crossed the line. Dave brings four articles about politics and Marks and Max try to figure out which article to vote out.

Topics: mask inspection, Joe Biden's free McDonalds, presidential temperature preferences, and the worst name ever.

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Max's goat gets got by the Star Wars Economy. Yep.

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The grandmothers return! Max dusts off 4 stories about grandmas, and Marks and Dave pull their spectacles on to see which one is fake news.

Topics Include: Grandma Fuel, a surprise twist, rotary phone inefficiency, and punching historical inventors.

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Finally figuring out where all the cops come from in GTA.

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Happy Thanksgiving! Dave's bringing the cheer with an episode all about bigfoot, yeti and sasquatch. Marks and Max are as confused as ever as they try and find the fake news article!

Topics include: the kangaroo saw a yeti, sexy bigfoot, bigfoot's hidden abilities and proper science.

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We found a title! This is Got My Goat, hosted by Max to complain about various topics around the world. This week - why the skin care industry is a SCAM!

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What is that melody?!? Well its actually Max rolling in with 4 news articles related to music! Topics include: Tupac's repentance, tornado Wario, Dave vs WAP, Alan Thicke's post mortem sex life.

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Wee woo wee woo! Marks is bringing 4 stories related to emergency services (EMS noticeably missing) while Max and Dave try and figure out which one is fake news.

Topics include: nudes and prudes, lobster fish or man, tree cat, calm and covid raids

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Interesting training for the Grinch.

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Too many chefs in the kitchen this time around. Ha jokes on you. This time around Dave's head chef while Max and Marks have to figure out which one is fake news.

Topics include: skeleton problems, Timothy's shitty arcade purchase, rat strats, d-d-doritos

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Bats are our friends.

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Happy Halloween! Well ok. Its a little early, but our Holiday guy Max is bringing 4 spooky stories to the podcast for Marks and Dave to figure out.

Topics include: wrong type of powder, ghost gun, swatting cats, self-Heimlich

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

There's a little magic in everything

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Ever have a bad idea? Of course you have! But this week Dave is bringing 4 bad ideas to the table while Marks and Max try and figure out which bad idea was made up from the start.

Topics include: Elon Musk, Cop Con, Sandwich theft, U Ugly

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And you thought science was just a portion of the podcast. HA! Max brings the science podcast into this weeks episode while Marks and Dave try and navigate through it.

Topics: Moses moos, emo-nkey, peanut and jellyfish, murder squirrels.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Goats are friends, not food.

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Are you in the mood? Tune in this week as Marks brings 4 articles about animals to Dave and Max. Topics include: relativity, bear-fu, Morpheus' pill problem, snake in the pants.

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