b-movies

Get ready to listen to your heart and surf the sewer because The Video Cult crew has thrown themselves at the alter of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! This week they are tackling the live musical stage tour from the fab mutant four and with that comes all the jokes about ending ones existence and which adult movie had the most compelling dialogue. Its Certified Turtifide! Its Cowabunga! It's what the French call a certain I don't know what. It's Coming Out Of Their Shells on The Video Cult and its the sustenance that you crave.

Step right up as we talk about sixteen movies that are rife with inappropriate old dudes, slow-motion overuse and even gut munching.

This time we're returning to the Planet of the Apes, the Italians are ripping off Hollywood yet again, Jet Li shows how he became a star, babysitter Keri Russell gets up to all sorts of mischief, Joe D'Amato directs a horror flick with a difficult to pronounce name, we discover the inspiration for Kevin Smith, some kids want new parents even if their chosen adults aren't down with that and so much more!

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This week's cult meeting is missing its Daddy, and while Daddy is away Josh and Gabby run into some technical difficulties. 2/3rds of the crew talk Karate Kid fakes with Tae Bo instructors, step-by-step instructions for becoming a phone sex operator, Josh's Buffy journey ending, and Gabby's hatred for Linda Tripp. And This week's episode will, unfortunately, forgo Gabby's Fabulous FanFiction as we wait for Daddy to return.

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Let's all go to Arrakis! The Video Cult drank the water of life and then had a wild hallucination that David Lynch made a crazy adaptation of Dune in 1984. Wait, It wasn't a hallucination? Well then I guess you'll have to enjoy this scene by scene breakdown of the strangest sci-fi movie in the known universe. It's all Inner monologues, screaming to your dead dad, and milking cats in boxes from here on out. Strap in and recite the litany against fear, as we present Dune 1984!

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

We've got another batch of twenty movies that crossed our eyeballs since the last time we spoke and, as usual, it's an eccentric batch.

This time out we've got Gary Busey at his most unhinged (if that even possible?), we get two non-traditional westerns, some bad 90's CG rears its ugly head, the sun makes a guy go from jerk to lizard(!?), we visit a haunted asylum, 2023 horror continues to underwhelm us, Sybil Danning can't motivate this "squad", a giant octopus causes havoc and so much more!

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The Cult Crew do some Academy Awards Best Picture trivia while realizing math is hard. Josh then boasts he can name the highest grossing films of the 90's. Talking TV, Nathan swoons over the Superbowl and the crew gets notalgic about Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. Josh dominates the movie segment by talking about the hundred or so films he's watched while trying to cut down on social media. Finally Gabby takes us back to Sleepaway camp in sharing some surprisingly wholesome fan fiction starring two serial killers. 

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Welcome back Cultists! This week The Video Cult crew takes a deep dive into the blaxploitation classic Three The Hard Way (1974). It's got arcade shootouts, an even number of breasts, science run amok and music so funky it could make a carpet grow.

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

It's hard to say if the twenty movies we cover this time are the most eccentric batch in a while but they're certainly all over the place.

This time out we get ready to proclaim "everybody cut, everybody cut", amble around 70's Los Angeles with Kris Kristofferson, talk about the Oscar nominated THE ZONE OF INTEREST, learn about love from Sailor and Lula, discover that the key to winning basketball is astrology(??), complain about serial killer movie cash-ins, document Satanic panic, discover a lesser-known Italian action flick and so much more!

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This week on another thrilling Cult Meeting, Josh, Gabby, and Nathan find out there might be a communist sympathizer, or two, or three amongst the group. Also, Josh is so cool he wears pants backwards and Nathan has to answer unsettling football trivia. TV and movie talk happens somewhere in there. Then they read smutty Fan Fiction inspired by Lair of the white worm, starring Peter Capaldi and Hugh Grant.

Next Week's Movie: Three The Hard Way

Want to read the fan fiction along with us? 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52103365?view_adult=true

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Greetings Cultists! today we journey to the British countryside, fight off sexy snake ladies, and question if Peter Capaldi is wearing underwear underneath his kilt. It's Ken Russel's 1988 film Lair of the White Worm! So strap in and thirst over sexy snakes for this week's Video Cult!

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

We're not sure how they do things where you're from stranger, but round these parts we don't need no fancy metric or imperial systems. We only measure in hotdogs. What do we measure you ask. well mostly the girth of a man's genitals. On a very special Cult Meeting the crew talk about toys they always wanted as kids and shows and movies they recently watched. After which it's time for a dramatic fully voice acted Fan Fiction reading that tells the tale of an explicit love affair between Hulk Hogan and John Cena. It is as good as it sounds. 

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

We stroll into 2024 with another slab of movies to talk about. Twenty-two of them, in fact.

There's a whole lot of 2023 on hand as we discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' POOR THINGS, get "Gojira" with it in GODZILLA MINUS ONE (and more recent releases) but we also stick to our usual diet of oddities, revisits and movies you probably won't hear about on other podcasts.

These include three films involving high schools, a rampaging giant ape, Lee Van Cleef phoning it in, the legit classic BEN HUR, Pam Grier taking pictures everyone wants, Robert De Niro being a jerk to Liza Minelli, a fake reality show that involves murdering contestants, a classic Arabian adventure and so much more!

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Are you Jock Asses ready to rumble??? The video cult takes a look at the 1989 Hulk Hogan / WWE film No Holds Barred! Gird your loins for a scene by scene breakdown of this Hogan power fantasy, and get ready to love to hate the incredible Kurt Fuller, as he single handedly carries the film. 
It's oiled up, roided out, sweat hog wrestling action on The Video Cult!

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Happy New Year Cultists! Josh, Gabby, and Nathan are back with a shiny new cult meeting! The crew haven't made any resolutions, in fact judging by the contents of this episode, you may think they haven't made any effort at self improvement. This is correct. It's an episode full of stories about throwing up in inappropriate places, pining for the glory days of the french revolution, and dudes with popped collars. Brand new year, same old Video Cult. Next week's movie breakdown: No Holds Barred

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Happy Holidays from your friends at GBW as we bring you our last episode of 2023.

We cover twenty movies this time including Chris finishing his year long journey into the world of JCVD, Matt Dillon and crew robbing pharmacies, a shirtless Leslie Nielsen being a complete jerk, a 90's VR martial arts movie that (surprise!) is no good, a moody Val Lewton production, Scorcese doing family drama, two crude comedies, a pervy Paul Naschy and so much more!

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The Video Cult is in the holiday spirit, and have had a few regular spirits as well. To celebrate the giving season, the Cult Crew tackles 1989's Christmas classic Elves! This movie features all the holiday hallmarks: Incest, Nazi plots, and an inarticulate rubbery monster. Our crew take their time breaking down this Christmas horror show scene by scene. Meet drunk ex-cop Santa, Grandpa-Daddy, and a horrific Elf monster looking for love! All that and way too much more on this very special episode of The Video Cult. 

The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

As we head towards the end of 2023 there's absolutely no chance you'll get a "best of" episode from us as we've been much too busy watching various oddities and exploitation flicks of yesteryear,

Amongst the eighteen films covered this time we get a duo of Christmas horror, two completely different flicks starring an animal, a JCVD team-up that's not as cool as it could've been, one of Eli Roth's favourite exploitation flicks, Ralph Macchio playing the blues, classic 60's sci-fi speculation, a military academy you wouldn't want to attend and so much more!

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#90 on the filth list is nothing but love, baby?

John Champion has been sussing out the messages, morals, and meetings of every episode of Star Trek for more than a decade at the Mission Log podcast.  Head over here to get into that:
https://www.missionlogpodcast.com/

Support us at our podcasting network, Podcastio Podcastius at https://www.patreon.com/podcastiopodcastius.  You'll get early episodes of this and out other podcasts, along with a live chat here and there.

Speaking of our other podcasts - seriously, you could only listen to various other configurations of us:
Luke Loves Pokemon: https://lukelovespkmn.transistor.fm/
Time Enough Podcast (Twilight Zone): https://timeenoughpodcast.transistor.fm/
Game Game Show (a game show gaming games): https://gamegameshow.transistor.fm/
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Podcast: 1999 (where Mark and Matt rap about Space: 1999): https://podcast1999.transistor.fm/

And Matt makes music here:
https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/

Coming Soon:
December 14: The Hunt
December 21: I Know Who Killed Me
December 28: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Things are very normal during this week's cult meeting. The Cult Crew talk about extravagant birthday parties, carnival mishaps, and Gabby's love of serial killers and vikings. The back half of the episode is dedicated to a marathon session of Gabby's Fabulous Fan Fiction; starring your giant spider boyfriend, Elvira, and the mom from Twilight. You've been warned. 

 The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

#90 on the film list stokes the question: Are you more of a Woody or a Buzz?

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Support us at our podcasting network, Podcastio Podcastius at https://www.patreon.com/podcastiopodcastius.  You'll get early episodes of this and out other podcasts, along with a live chat here and there.

Speaking of our other podcasts - seriously, you could only listen to various other configurations of us:
Luke Loves Pokemon: https://lukelovespkmn.transistor.fm/
Time Enough Podcast (Twilight Zone): https://timeenoughpodcast.transistor.fm/
Game Game Show (a game show gaming games): https://gamegameshow.transistor.fm/
Occult Disney: https://occultdisney.transistor.fm/
Podcast: 1999 (where Mark and Matt rap about Space: 1999): https://podcast1999.transistor.fm/

And Matt makes music here:
https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/

Coming Soon:
December 7: The Love Guru
December 14: The Hunt
December 21: I Know Who Killed Me