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    Beckman - The Supposed Christian John Wick

    Beckman - The Supposed Christian John Wick

    PARTY PLEASER: 

    Melanie & Melvin summarize Beckman, that weird Christian-marketed movie produced by David A.R. White where he plays a John Wick/Taken-esque assassin. The catch? He's a recent Christian convert. Does that stop him from killing dozens of people? Tune in to find out! 

    Topics: 

    • (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 27-minutes discussing the content of Christian movies, interpreting what they're communicating, their advertising, and so much more. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 
    • Beckman feels like a YouTube movie made by YouTubers back in, like, 2011. You could almost see Freddie Wong making something like it with Corridor Digital, except probably more fun. 
    • Melvin never watched Beckman even though he's owned it  since mid-2020. Then, he watched it twice in a row for... reasons. 
    • David A.R. White routinely plays pastors in the movies he produces. Melvin finds this to be an odd reoccurrence.
    • Gabriel Sabloff shared in the commentary track that he does a hard cut to action in the middle of the first act because he felt audiences would lose interest in the setup. Melvin comments that this is a recurrent problem in which certain director's lack trust in their audience to patiently engage a movie.
    • Beckman keeps calling Tabitha his daughter. One big problem: she's not his daughter. They're not even blood related.
    • Beckman is too self-serious as a movie to be particularly enjoyable, especially when compared to something like John Wick where the whole franchise is simultaneously "serious" but very aware of its exciting-thrill-ride nature.
    • Exploring the wisdom behind applyied violence.

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    Who Would Watch 'Sydney White'?

    Who Would Watch 'Sydney White'?

    Sydney White, a modern retelling of Snow White, set at an american college is a classic. Maybe? Oscar and Carl discuss tea, have a frustrating debate about how each of the dwarves are and if the guy in this film baits his girlfriends with kitchens for the homeless, along with figuring out 'Who Would Watch This?'

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    Who Would Watch 'This Means War'?

    Who Would Watch 'This Means War'?

    Two members of the CIA abuse their government granted power and resources to stalk a woman. That’s a recipe for a romantic comedy! Oscar and Carl watch this means war to figure out who would watch this. 

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    Who Would Watch 'Bratz'?

    Who Would Watch 'Bratz'?

    We got that Bratitude,

    It's not that atitude,

    WE got that Bratitude Yeah.


    There's a voice inside of me.

    Set it free,

    Set it free,

    Set it free.

    And it lives way down deep in my soul.

    Let it go,

    Let it go,

    Let it go.

    Come with me on this ride.

    Sail with me through the Sky.

    You can't hide,

    You can't hide,

    You can't hide.

    Everyone listen up


    They Say my Bratitude,

    Is just an atitude.

    I'll draw the latitude,

    To say that it's okay.

    It's not a platitude,

    To feel some ratitude.

    So show some bratitude to the world today.


    Express you self and you'll see.

    Set it free,

    Set it free,

    Set it free.

    One on One, all together,

    You know.

    Let it go,

    Let it go,

    Let it go.

    Believe You know you are,

    annd let your spirit soar.

    this power will open the door.

    now you know.

    Listen up!


    Ay AY Ay Ay

    It's not an atitude

    Ay Ay Ay Ay

    It's not a platitude

    Ay Ay Ay Ay

    to fell so ratitude

    Ay Ay Ay Ay

    Bratitude


    You know my Bratitude,

    Is not an atitude.

    I'll draw the latitude,

    To say that it's okay.

    It's not a platitude,

    To feel some ratitude.

    So show some bratitude In each and every way.


    That's what we want, Bratitude


    That's what we want, Bratitude


    There ain't no Difference who you are

    no it's no "but"s no "Maby"s

    Just follow our lead be fearless

    There's no limit

    Don't you worry.

    Rat tat tat tat

    The Bratz got your back.

    So get up on your feet take it to the street.

    To everyone we'll meet today.


    We got it

    We'll share it

    We'll show it

    Want the whole world to know it.


    We got it

    We'll share it

    We'll show it

    Want the whole world to know it.


    They Say my Bratitude,

    Is just an atitude.

    I'll draw the latitude,

    To say that it's okay.

    It's not a platitude,

    To feel some ratitude.

    So show some bratitude to the world today.


    There's a voice deep inside of me.

    Set it free,

    Set it free,

    Set it free.

    One on One, all together,

    You know.

    Let it go,

    Let it go,

    Let it go.


    B!

    Bratz style we'll be bringin'

    R!

    rythm to be singin'

    A!

    Alway's Keep it real

    T!

    Together is the deal

    I!

    It's the style

    T!

    to always try

    U D E!

    Express yourself

    Rinin' High with our Bratitude!

    That is why we got Bratitude!

    we can fly with our Bratitude!

    Don't deny we got Bratitude!


    Rinin' High with our Bratitude!

    That is why we got Bratitude!

    we can fly with our Bratitude!

    Don't deny we got Bratitude!


    Hey!



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    Who Would Watch 'The City of Ember'?

    Who Would Watch 'The City of Ember'?

    The city of ember (2008) is an adaptation of the book of the same name, that follows Lina and Doon in the underground city of ember, which is currently undergoing an energy crisis. On today's episode we are joined by Ruby,  who is a fan of this film, and has read the book in preparation. Oscar and Carl try to convince ruby this is a bad movie, and try to figure out who would watch this.



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    Who Would Watch 'Christmas with the Kranks'?

    Who Would Watch 'Christmas with the Kranks'?

    Christmas is almost upon us, and what better way to celebrate with a Christmas classic. Christmas with the Kranks (2004) starring Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis and Dan Aykroyd, follows the Kranks Family. But when the Kranks decide they want to go on a cruise instead of celebrating Christmas, the town turns against them. 

    Oscar and Carl Annddd Special Guest Clive try and figure out who would watch this christmas miracle 



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    Who Would Watch 'The Woman in the Window'?

    Who Would Watch 'The Woman in the Window'?

    The Woman in the Window (2021) is a Netflix original film based upon the New York Times best seller, of the same name, starring  Amy Adams, Gary Oldman, Julianne Moore,  Wyatt Russell,  Anthony Mackie and directed by Oscar nominated Director, Joe Wright.  Wow, that sounds great! What could go wrong? Oscar and Carl stay cool and current by watching this month's critic diaster, in an attempt to find out who would watch this.

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    Who Would Watch 'Justice League (2017)?'

    Who Would Watch 'Justice League (2017)?'

    Zack Snyder's Justice League (2017) didn't live up to the hype train that surrounded it. It was plagued with strange studio interference and had another director, Joss Whedon, stepping in to finish the film. However, in 2021, Zack Snyder has completed his version of the film, leaving this mess as a cautionary tale for big studios. With this in mind, Oscar and Carl jump into this soon to be forgotten mess, to figure out who would watch this after the Snyder Cut's release.

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    Who Would Watch 'Fifty Shades Darker'?

    Who Would Watch 'Fifty Shades Darker'?

    Fifty Shades Darker (2017) is the 2nd installment in the 'Greyer' Trilogy. We continue with Anastaia and Christian, after they have broken up, but they get back together. But, this isn't the whole plot, a second player has enter the mix, Jack Hyde....will he steal Anastasia? Will Christian still be Dominate? Will Oscar and Carl make it through 2/3 of this trilogy? Will they find out who would watch this?


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    Who Would Watch 'Last Ounce of Courage'?

    Who Would Watch 'Last Ounce of Courage'?

    Last Ounce of Courage (2012) follows a Bob, a war vetern (who is the mayor) who lost his son in the Iraq War. Bob doesn't want the real message of christmas to disappear, but sadly, his small town around him is starting to lose those Christian Values. Luckily, his grandson, Christian (not to be confused with Christian Values) returns from L.A and shares the same sentiment, will this family be able to save Christmas from the Cuckle Berry Finns of the world? And will Oscar and Carl be able to sit through this bible belt, fox news, extravaganza, to find out (other than the target audience) who would watch this? 



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    Nine Lives

    Nine Lives

    How different can a cat's body be from a human's anyway? Hopefully we have enough dignity on hand to transfuse into Kevin Spacey as he leaks all over our nice clean floor while pretending to be a cat who is drunk and pissing in a handbag.

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