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Mike and Marc remember a time in Ireland, when they had a crac with an old bartender, who shared his secret to keep the strippers from getting his gold. Marc talks about being a slumlord to a demonic heavy metal band. He also shares how he is fighting an ant infestation and probably got cancer in the process. Mike shares his most recent escapades in becoming a trading card kingpin. Marc has a good investment video from Peter Lynch and Mike gives a hard recommendation for "Good Omens."

Marc ruins the Perfect Podcast early. Mike and Marc do a deep dive into highly palatable foods like: Oreos, Pizza, Chick-Fil-A. Marc is back on the road and reveals an alternate "road" personality that wants him to have fun and die young. Mike revels in being on the frontline of the social zeitgeist with doing a deep dive into trading cards last week (and surviving). Mike might get to the next tier in NBA Topshots; Marc may join in. Mike says watch "Good Omens." Marc has a classic Simpson's clip.

Mike dives into the world of trading cards and Marc goes along for the ride. He starts at 4:30am at the neighborhood Target, looking to score some football cards. He goes to Walmart next, where he inadvertently encroaches on a local gang's turf and puts his life on the line for Pokemon cards. He finishes the day pulling of a glorious heist of five "Fat Packs." Almost as exciting: Marc went mirror shopping with his wife. Some talk about NBA TopShots and "Murder Among the Mormons" too.

Mike and Marc discuss the after-effects of the second Moderna and Pfizer shots. They get into it about the craze of modern-day trading cards. Mike is jumping into a "Card Break." This leads to a deep dive into NFT's, including NBA Top Shots. Mike vows to get into the next "moments" release which he then challenges Marc to get in on. This leads to a new idea: The Digital Dick Measuring Contest, which sums up the current investment climate. Marc recommends a trippy 70's movie: Fantastic Planet.

Mike recounts a recent moment of being picked up by a gay man which leads into another time he was hit on by a gay man. Marc is envious. Marc recounts the worst stand-up gig he ever did where he made a joke about devil-worship at a Christian youth group. Mike gives a great list of companies offering free stuff if you get vaccinated, including Krispy Kreme's donut a day. Mike gives his recs on Nobody, The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and Mortal Kombat. Marc suggests a cat video involving a mountain lion.

Mike and Marc stumble upon the perfect beginning to the perfect podcast. Marc talks about some of the superstitions he's witnessed as a pilot. Mike gives an in-depth breakdown of his first experience with Triller and the pot-delusion that was the Jake Paul Vs. Ben Askren fight. Marc and Mike discuss which vaccine is worst. Mike loses his seat to Sponge Bob. A dive into Coinbase and how Mike could have been a Dogecoin-thousandaire. Also, recs for "My Octopus Teacher," and "The Falcon and The Winter Soldier."

Mike and Marc discuss their progress towards the perfect podcast. They relive their commercial acting days. Marc was in a commercial directed by Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst. A commercial saved Mike's audition with Conan O'Brien. They figure out that the Facebook algorithm would have ruined Superman's disguise. They also discuss how he's not super in bed. Mike give a breakdown of the Archegos Capital fallout and does a deep dive into the Jake Paul Vs. Ben Askren fight. Also, Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

Mike has become a dog step-dad to a rescue dog from China. Marc is attempting to adopt a dog of his own, but fears taking home a murderer. Mike gives some hot tips on buying a used car, coming from a multi-generational sales family. Marc does a side-by-side taste-test of the McDonald's chicken sandwich against the Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Mike gets revved about the Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren fight. Marc hates the first 20 minutes of Justice League. After nine episodes of testing it out, they decide on a name.

Mike and Marc talk about playing board games with their military-minded dads. Also, the dangers of playing games in a competitive family and the reality of coming to blows over Risk, Cribbage, and Settlers of Catan. They talk about the benefits of being a dad with government secrets. They wander into a discussion of medicating women to control them and cower in verbal fear of the women in their lives. Mike gives his review on "Justice League" while Marc pushes an old classic: "Aliens."

Mike reminisces about the day he ran in the UCLA undie run, got stoned, saw an orgy, was chased by a gang, and controlled his own gravity. Marc's ambivalence towards comic book movies is revealed through Mike's explanation of what Zack Snyder's "Justice League" is. They talk about trans-superheroes' heroics counting as much as cis-superheroes. They deep dive into Marc's YouTube algorithm. Mike promotes "The Winter Soldier" and Marc is watching "Mambo" on Lingopie. email @ marcandmikechitchat@gmail.com

Marc discusses being in a blizzard in Colorado. Both realize they were in the same blizzard in 1997. This leads to 80's T and A ski movies which of course, diverts the conversation to Mike's friend Bobby B, who is an heir to a billionaire but spends his time working the weed fields. Mike has and idea for a movie based on Jennifer Garner's 'Yes Day,' that ends poorly. Also touched on: Robert Downey Jr., his dad Morton Downey Jr., Swamp Thing, South Park and Mr. Robot.

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Marc has to go back work as a pilot. Mike tries to interview him for other jobs, including Home Depot. Mike discusses his failed job interview at Urban Outfitters. Mike also has a new addiction: caffeine. Marc battles nicotine and the Zyn addiction. Mike talks about how to make serious bank bagging groceries. Marc plays a memory game with himself. Mike gives a run down on Dave Portnoy's $Buzz ETF. Marc discusses the joys of "Oblivion NPC conversations" on YouTube.

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Mike and Marc talk about goal-setting and celebrate a whole month of the podcast. We listen to Mike's moving woes but then learn of a secret treasure he carries into his next house: The Great Thai Fertility Talisman that the fellas used for their low-budget pilot production. Somehow they get on the topic of Demi Lovato and gender reveal parties and come up with a more PC version. Mike is deeply engrossed in "Wanda Vision," Marc loves "Search Party," and everyone need to re-watch "Kung Fury."

In this episode of the yet-to-be-permanently-named podcast, our two heroes, Mike and Marc go for a train ride. On the porn train, that is. Porn Train, of course, is the pitch for a meta-show they stumble upon, about a hero, Johnny Hammerstache, and his daily life as porn star on the serialized, soft-porn soap opera, Porn Train. 

After discussing the recent debacle with Ted Cruz, Mike and Marc stumble upon the idea of being former airline pilot in a post-apocalyptic world, where a former pilot is forced to eek by an existence as a sky pirate. Actually, being a sky pirate sounds pretty good until the women ruin it all.

Mike reveals he is moving in with his girlfriend and is already having to get rid of his stuff. Marc, the old married man, gives him philosophies and strategies to deal with the new coming reality, that his place is not his own and never will be again. 

All this content is sandwiched in between Marc's weight loss; Mike's donut addiction and fat gain; a new measure of weight: baby weight; a break down of Hunting Hitler; An endorsement for Search Party; and Mike's review of the new Justice League trailer.

So really, a pretty typical episode for these two fellas. 

Patricia Velásquez is an award-winning actress, history making super model, philanthropist, activist and author. You might remember her from the Mummy, The Mummy Returns and The Curse of La Llorona. She’s also been in The L Word, Arrested Development, CSI: Miami, Ugly Betty, Rescue Me, Liz in September, Zapata, Mind Hunters, Little Heroes, School of the Americas and she’s in the Shadow of the Tomb Raider video game.

For those who love fashion she’s also been in ads for Chanel, Fendi, Chloe, Dolce and Gabbana, Cover Girl, Victoria’s Secret plus many more, and has also appeared in Oprah and Ford Models “Supermodel of the World” contest and been on covers such as Vogue, Bazaar, Sports Illustrated, and Marie Claire and have also done a TED talk!

She has her own autobiography entitled, “Straight Walk: A Supermodel’s Journey to Finding her Truth”.

We talk about being a loner/ outsider, embracing your differences, creating paths for others, coming out, victim mentality and ego, the truth, doing what you love, perceptions and mindset, gratefulness, fear, the preciousness of time, her charity Wayúu Tayá, poverty, importance of having goals and life purpose.

Check out her socials:
Facebook/Instagram/ Twitter: wayuuprincess

To find out more about her incredible charity (Wayúu Tayá):

Website: https://www.wayuutaya.org

Crowd funding campaign:

https://projectworldimpact.com/crowdfunding/become-an-instant-humanitarian

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Thomas Roberts is an Emmy Award winning journalist and broadcaster, who was an evening anchor for CBS46, Atlanta. He had a seven-year stint anchoring MSNBC Live, the daytime news platform of NBC News. Previously, he was the anchor of Way Too Early and a contributor on Morning Joe. He was also an NBC News correspondent and a fill-in anchor on Today and NBC Nightly News.

He has also served as a correspondent for CBS News and has contributed to several entertainment shows including “Entertainment Tonight” and “The Insider.” Prior to that, he was a news anchor for CNN Headline News covering topics such as the Iraq War, the 2003 Space Shuttle Columbia disaster and more. Thomas also hosted the Miss Universe pageant in 2013.

Thomas has been honored for his work as an advocate in the LGBT community, and is the recipient of the prestigious Visibility Award from the Human Rights Campaign in October 2011. He was also honored by the Stonewall Community Foundation, Marriage Equality USA and The National Crime Victim Bar Association. 

In this podcast we chat about making positive news, horror live stories, unemployment, social media, self-worth and self-esteem, therapy, coming out, surrounding yourself with good people, suicide attempt, marriage equality and mistakes.

Thomas also hosts #GAYGOODNEWS every Thursday EST via his Facebook live page

Check out his socials:
Facebook: ThomasRobertsLIVE
Instagram/ Twitter: ThomasARoberts

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