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Is there a formula for making the perfect James Bond villain? Matt and Eric dive deep into the weeds of Bond's enemies to find out in an all-new YDAFT Investigation. Then the boys clear out The Thoughtline with multiple circle-back voicemails.

Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. 

You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!

For your ears only: we're dorking out about Bond, James Bond. Who was the best? Who was the worst? Who should be next? We get into all that we love, hate, and love to hate about 007 while dipping in to the best Bond song, colonialism, masculinity, ghost fellatio and more. Diamonds are forever but this podcast comes in at about an hour so there's no time to die.

FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:

• Sean Connery (1962–1967, 1971, 1983)
• George Lazenby (1969)
• Roger Moore (1973–1985)
• Timothy Dalton (1987–1989)
• Pierce Brosnan (1995–2002)
• Daniel Craig (2006–2021)

BONUS CONTENT:

• Barry Nelson (1954)
• David Niven (1967)

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
• Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
• Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit

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"Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen! In stainless steel!" -Ernst Stavro Blofeld

P.S. Amar Chadha-Patel for the next James Bond

SOCIALS:

Here's where you can find us!

• Lexi' Hunt's website and twitter and instagram
• Ben Rankel's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade Arts
• Jess Schmidt's website, twitter and instagram
• Dork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and reddit
• This podcast is created on the traditional territories of the Blackfoot Nations, which includes the Siksika, the Piikani, and the Kainai. We also acknowledge the Stoney Nakota Nation, Tsuut'ina, and Metis Nation Region 3.

Help your dorky pals spread the word: share us on social media or give Dork Matters a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods! Thank you for helping us to share our love of all things Dork!

In which Micah returns to the show to pitch a new version of No Time To Die, the finale of Daniel Craig's James Bond films.

Produced by 
Seth Decker
Jesse Fresco
Hope Wyatt
 

The Friendly Fan Club celebrates the tenure of the longest-serving 007 in honour of his final outing in this year's No Time To Die, but also can't resist a quick appreciation dump for Pierce Brosnan's Die Another Day. Which, now we think of it, is kind of the same title...

As always, remember to like, comment, subscribe , and enjoy!

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A James Bond film where Sean Connery returns for the last time. Kyle never says never when it comes to Bond. Dave wants to jump aboard her majesty's secret service. The Machine thinks it is time to die. Kyle Turner joins the discussion as a spectre with great insight.

You can follow Kyle Turner on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tylekurner
Or Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tylekurner/
Read his piece on the Real Housewives of New York here: https://www.mic.com/p/eboni-k-williams-is-shaking-up-rhonys-white-history-81086518
Or read his piece on The Woman in the Window: https://www.gq.com/story/the-woman-in-the-window-netflix-camp-masterpiece

You can also listen to Kyle co-host the podcast Lasagna Time with Billy and Kyle: https://lasagna-time-with-billy-and-kyle.simplecast.com

Kent M. Wilhelm wrote the essay The Surrealist Bond about Diamonds are Forever: https://www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2021/05/17/diamonds-are-forever-surrealist-bond/

You can follow us on Letterboxd to see the entire list of movies we've talked about: https://letterboxd.com/kdvstm/

Watch the trailer for Diamonds are Forever here: https://youtu.be/bm2nsOqqNHc

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