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The Cinematic Flushers take on dragon farts! When a reclusive animal doctor (Robert Downey Jr) is called upon by a dying Queen of England, he embarks on a perilous journey with an entourage of animals in an effort to save her.

Extended co-flushers this time out include Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast, and Donna Lee Hum from the Varmints! podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI dinosaurs!  When a genetically modified dinosaur escapes from his enclosure, it's up to a dino wrangler (Chris Pratt) and the theme park's CEO (Bryce Dallas Howard) to stop it before it eats all the guests within the now fully operating park.  What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, obvious villains, forehead slapping plot mechanics, and Howard trucking through the jungle in low heeled shoes like a velociraptor across a tiled floor.

Here's the TRAILER.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on the chicken dance!  When a contractor (Adam Sandler) must coordinate the week of his older daughter's wedding, chaos ensues as family members and problems begin to pile up.  What follows are 116 minute of stale racial humor, obvious practical gags, unfunny characters, and comedian Chris Rock looking visibly ill for most of the running time.

Here's the TRAILER.

Here's the ARTICLE about double amputee Jim Barone we mentioned on the show.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on cell phone apps!  When a multi faced emoji named Gene (T.J. Miller) accidentally send the wrong face to his owner's phone, he embarks on a journey of discovery to correct the problem.  What follows are 86 minutes of stale jokes, embarrassing character voices, shameless product placement, and talk show host James Corden doing more upstaging than Miss Piggy on THE MUPPET SHOW.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Nazi puppet elves!  When a young woman (Julie Austin) accidentally unleashes an evil elf around the holidays, she must team up with an ex-cop (Dan Haggerty) in order to set things right.  What follows are 91 minutes of bad acting, sexual assault, cat homicide, horrendous special effects, and actor Haggerty smoking enough cigarettes to put the Marlboro Man to shame.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, co-host of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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It's SCARY TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on crazy mamas!  When a secretary (Ann Heche) steals four hundred grand from her employer and flees town, her escape is interrupted when she encounters a homicidal clerk with mommy issues (Vince Vaughn) at a roadside motel.  What follows are 105 minutes of camera shots, sets, performances, and costumes you've already seen in the original.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation!  When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human.  What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette Binoche showing up just long enough to make her next mortgage payment.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on bad Jewish accents!  When two lifeguards (Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman) decide to host a party on the last weekend of summer before college, the find more obstacles in their path than they anticipated.  What follows are 108 minutes of endless SNL cameos, lame jokes, off the shelf plot devices, and actress Gina Gershon performing like she's auditioning for a musical of THE NANNY.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on Canadian stereotypes!  When two Canadian convenience store clerks (Harley Quinn Smith, Lily Rose-Depp) encounter a decades old Nazi with a small army of Bratzis, they seek out the hero detective of TUSK (Johnny Depp) to help them save greater Winnipeg.  What follows are 88 minutes of lame Canadian jokes, nepotism casting, call in a favor cameos, and pot fueled plot devices.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Netflix turd!  When a Hollywood manager from the mid 90's (Adam Sandler) discovers a talented singer (Jennifer Hudson) while at a theme park, he aids in her rise to fame despite being completely incompetent for the job.  What follows are an agonizing 131 of lame jokes, endless parade of cameos, irritating accents, and Rob Schneider gracing us with yet another unfunny racist character.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brain Klosterman and Paul Hawkins, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a giant iguana!  When a CGI incarnation of the famed Japanese monster decides to use Manhattan as his nesting ground, it's up to Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Leon The Professional (Jean Reno), and Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria) to put him down before he destroys the city.  What follows are 139 minutes of bad NY accents, endless reaction shots, miscast actors, and a couple of passive aggressive shots at the late film critics, Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins & Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on an internet meme! When a young girl (Megan Charpentier) makes a holiday wish into a shopping mall wishing well, she's suddenly able to hear every obnoxious comment Grumpy Cat (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) makes.  What follows are 85 minutes of lame jokes, shameless product placement, Lifetime quality acting, and dim witted villains.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "Cinematic Kitty Litter" Hawkins.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on sword fighting vampires!  When a group of Hot Topic bloodsuckers (led by Parker Posey) locates the Ultimate Vampire (Dominic Purcell) in Iraq and restores him to life so he can wipe out humanity, it's up to tax evading vampire killer Blade (Wesley Snipes) to put a stop to him.  What follows are nearly two hours of slow motion walking, goofy fight scenes, and constant Deadpool styled wisecracks from Ryan Reynolds.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "The Vampire Hawk" Hawkins.

The Cinematic Flushers take on action figures!  When the evil Cobra Command plans to use a series of nanomite warheads to wipe out millions and upset the balance of power in the world, it's up to the elite action figure fighting force of G.I. Joe to stop them.  What follows are two hours of migraine inducing plot, characters, action scenes, and CGI effects.  You're better off playing with your Star Wars action figures instead, or yourself, for that matter.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and Paul "G.I. Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.