- Welcome!
- Question of the week: What would your pre-fantasy suite dream date involve?
- Recap:
- Women tell all: Jerry Spring-like trash. I don’t have the energy to recap it all. Best line: “You can go rot in Ohio.” Savage. DMs: Genevieve and Aaron, Shanae in Aaron’s DMs. Clayton’s brother in Teddi’s dms. Clayton takes a beating. Does he deserve it? Kim, what do you think was worth repeating from WTA?
- The Fantasy Suites: Rachel gets the first date. Clayton tells her he is in love with her. They shack up. He yells he loves her as he walks away. Gabby gets the second date. Clayton tells her he loves her. They shack up. He yells he loves he loves her as he walks away. Meanwhile Suzie panics because she’s worried that Clayton is shacking up and telling Rachel and Gabby that he loves them. After the sex wears off, Clayton reralizes he may have gotten himself in a pickle telling two women that he loves them and then shacking up. So what does he do? He takes Suzie to dinner and tells her he loves her. She’s like, ok. But do you love other people or have you had sex with Gabby or Rachel, because I think that is a deal breaker. Clayton’s turn to panic. He gets angry at Suzie and now we all hate Clayton. The End.
- Concept 1: Mean girls, nice girls, and two-faced bitches.
- Concept 2: I love you’s, shacking up, and the ethics of being the Bachelor.
- Concept 3: Predictions?
- Walks of Shame. Stop being sexist, America
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