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This is a PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT to everyone listening. (And reading.) What? (Everyone listening to our podcast, but also everyone reading what you have typed here.) Listen, man, this is not the time to correct me, alright? I'm trying to be serious here! It is not a time to joke! (I'm not joking. I'm trying to help you. Listen, people are going to look at this and say, "wow, he wasn't allowed to leave the house and he had so much time to write this and he STILL messed up on it.") I am too allowed to go out of the house. I'm not even in America! (Gotta be honest, bro, you're not helping your case. Maybe they kicked you out of the country, because you wouldn't stay indoors.) Have you lost your mind? Are you crazy? Are you one of those people with those big Dr. Suess hats sitting on mountains of toilet paper rolls with a carnival-themed plastic scepter in your hand--just laughing and laughing and laughing until you get the hiccups? (I think you've lost the point of what you are talking about.) No, sir! No! I know I have a point! We are here to talk about the X-Men and the Legacy Virus...and Africa. (I don't think that's right.) I DON'T THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!!! (You misspelled "public".) Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

Now wait, I know there's a real Cable and a fake Cable. (No, they are both real.) Just hang with me, okay? There's really no need to correct me here. Alright, there's a real Cable and a fake Cable. Now the real one just killed the fake one, so now there is only a real one. (I don't think that's how it is. The 'older' one was killed by the 'younger' one.) That's not right. The fake one was killed by the shrimpy one. (...No...You may have misunderstood. First of all, they are both real. The younger one is real; the onlder one is real. They both are Cable.) Now you tell me, how's that even possible. (Through time travel.) Hahaha! No, there are different dimensions. That's where Ahab came from. So the fake one is the grumpy dude with the eye that was just in that movie. He was from a different dimension. (No, it's time travel.) No. It's not. (Yes, it is. How do you think Cable got so old?) That ain't Cable. That's the fake Cable. (You mean Stryfe?) Who? (Nevermind. Trust me, it's time travel.) How can it be time travel? Ahab is not the same guy as in the book. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You mean to tell me that you think that the whale is going to come from the past and show up at the X-Mansion? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (You know that's not a real story, right?) Do you think I'm an idiot? I know the X-Men aren't real! Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $50 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

It's a Daredevil themed Mardi Gras everybody! What do you like most about Mardi Gras? Is it the masks? Is it the floats? Is it how a bunch of people are gathered together celebrating all the pagan gods of drunkenness? Or is it the family fun? (I think you are getting mixed up with what part is enjoyable and which part is reprehensible.) Not at all! I think the best thing about this wonderful grape juice holiday is how many people pretend to be super heroes--they are everywhere! (No, that's not what they are doing. They are hiding their faces because they are namelessly celebrating Fat Tuesday.) Then why are they doing it on Monday? (Fat Tuesday is Mardi Gras day, but the season lasts a few months.) You mean to tell me that all these people have been walking around drunk for TWO MONTHS?!?!? (...for simplicity's sake, "yes.") Then they aren't super heroes at all! NO, not at all. They are...super villains! Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $50 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $60 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!