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Fantasy Focus is a bunch of turds, yeah? ESPN is pretty bad, no? You know that, right? Of course. You, like us, are a bro, not a nerd. And that is neat. You probably don't want any numbers or math to muddy your fantasy baseball analysis so we're not going to give that to you. This week we're joined by Matt to talk about dumping Starling Marte and to ask 'when are guys?' Probably not yet but soon. Guys, they're coming and we're gonna tell you which guys are coming and who is never gonna come. Also: other things fantasy baseball related.

Is Matt Harvey good? Is he looking good? Is he still dipping hard? This week we're joined by Matt to talk about Matt Harvey and presumably some other things fantasy baseball related. We rag on ESPN and CBS and shoot on Matt Kemp, Jose Ramirez, Masahiro Tanaka and Madison Bumgarner. I'm sure we talk about other stuff but I couldn't possibly remember.

In today's ep we talk about baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. Is Jason Heyward good? What about Carloses? Are they good? Who's good? 

It's better than Fantasy Focus. Fact.

You probably have a fantasy baseball draft coming up. You probably have no idea what to do because you've been listening to Fantasy Focus, which sucks. Listen to this. We know about all of the guys. Good guys. Guys that will have you winning so much you'll be sick of winning. We have all of the best guys. 

Special treat: Joey Softie San Francisco 

Mock turtlenecks are cool, mock trials are neat, mock drafts must be good too. Right? They're definitely worthwhile. Fantasy Focus, Fantasy Baseball Today and Fantasy Freakshow all do them. They must be good. We did one. Listen to it.

*I accidentally recorded multiple tracks on top of each other for like the first minute. It's only the first minute tho. Promise.

Fantasy Brocus is back in 2017 to talk about fantasy baseball, bros and bods. In this ep, Matt joins Dan to talk about some guys that are good, some guys that are bad and some guys who might just be ok. It's a tite one. Better than Fantasy Focus.

Dan is joined by a lady, specifically Amy D, to talk about an old guy who might be useful. Baseball. Bros. Bods.

Dan is joined by Matt again this week to talk about which teams are good and which teams are bad. It's deep. They talk about Mookie, Jacoby, Napoli, and Josh Reddick. Fantasy baseball is 1/3 over. Lame

Dan is joined by a guy this week to talk about fantasy baseball rankings. Are they important? Do they tell the whole story? Do they give you what you need? Are rankings good? Is Ben Zobrist the best player in the league? They answer so many more questions and tell you that Justin Upton and Adam Wainwright still suck. Thanks, bros. Suck it, nerds.

In this episode Matt joins Dan to talk about fantasy baseball? Is Justin Upton good? What about Prince Fielder? Probably not, but Adam Duvall and Steve Pearce are pretty tight though, right? We talk about a familiar big bod and a brand new tiny bod. Baseball, Bros, Bods.

Dan is joined by Matt this week to talk about fantasy baseball. Fancy that. They talk about a few Uptons, an Archer and a Waindogg. They also talk about Sweet David, Chris Archer and several top-notch bods. It's Fantasy Brocus not Fantasy Focus. We're bros, not nerds, boners.

Fantasy baseball has actually started so there is actually stuff to talk about. Wow. Matt joins Dan this week to discuss how great the Padres are, how much Trevor Story deadlifts, whether or not david looks good and feels good, Dae-ho Lee and a lot more. Bods? Mhm.

On the eve of the fantasy baseball season, Sam Ravich finally stops by, as does Nick. Dan asks Sam about his dad's hair, Sam reveals that he has a fractured relationship with his parents and Nick wears a great shirt. Is there drama? Is there expert opinion? Are there bods? Mhm.

Dan is joined by Matt for a brief discussion about dip. Who's doing it? What do dip bans mean for fantasy baseball? Can Matt Harvey handle it? These are important questions.

Fantasy baseball is pretty cool. Matt joins the program this week to talk about it. Specifically what? They talk about garbage industry sleeper picks, hot Carloses, Prince Fielder, Ryan Braun and bods. It's Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Focus. They're nerds. We're bros.

We're going out of order and breaking format this week in a mock draft special. Will joins Dan for a live (live-to-tape) mock draft. Will there be indecision? Will there be arguing? Will there be a lot of drawn out umms and ahhhs? Will we have all of the usual segments? Will we draft David Wright #1? Who knows. Listen to find out. 

Jamison steps up to the mic this week to discuss fantasy baseball. Fancy that. He and Dan talk about mock drafts, spring training, fantasy baseball magazines, draft strategies and bods. Just a few bods.

Oh hey. We're back for another fantasy baseball season. Sure, maybe it doesn't start for another month or two but it's never too early to start talking about nonsense and arguing about bods. In this ep, Dan is joined by Matt to talk about all of the trades and free agent signings, surprises in the rankings and a bunch of other stuff.

Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Brocus, is back to wrap up the season and talk about the post season. Matt joins the show yet again to give his thoughts on some major league baseball players. It's a solid ep. It really is.

Joey Goddamn Softie San Francisco drops by the studio to have a few minor freak outs and lay a few soft takes. The boys talk fantasy baseball. Specifically they talk about WHIP men, several Oakland A's, several Carloses and they finally reveal David Wright's definitive eye color. And, bods? Yeah, so many bods. And, fantasy football? Nooope.