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Episode 90! Only 10 episodes and 3-5 business years away from episode 100! The bosses have a good one today. Chubbs is already senile at the ripe age of 26 but still manages to score a goal in hockey, Beef snores so loud it causes an Earthquake in California, and Tom suggests a woman who snores should flashbang her boyfriend to solve the issue. Great intellectual conversations as always on this one. Also, my pay got docked because I'm behind on editing episodes, but I don't get paid anything anyway since I'm an intern. Whatever, subscribe to our socials.

The boys are back with another absolutely mildly tempered episode. Your uncle takes a taste of this podcast and says "Hmm that's not too bad." The fellas take a very very very very small dive into the famous event of the naked bass pro fish tank dive, Chubbs gives an honest review of a cookie skillet, and Beef is put on center stage to have some of his hottest takes exposed.

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Oh look! It is our annual Christmas Special! This year, our gift to you is an in-person episode with terrible audio! There are some good parts though. Chubbs has a gift for Beef and Tom, and in return Tom has Chubbs wear a shock collar. Plenty of guests, sponsors, and producers this year too! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone, rest in peace to your ears! 

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The boys come out swinging with this one. Beef's bad takes come to a roaring head with his opinions on T Gives, the boys debate if they're better bowlers or golfers, and they give some unwanted advice to a crazy ex who wants one last piece of her mans. Special in-person Christmas Episode coming soon...stay tuned!

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Welcome back to another eppy of our silly podcast. This time it's just the founding fathers tearing it up like the good old days. The boys duke it out over the superior breakfast bread, they dive into the mystery that man has tried to solve for ages that is the Costco Pepperoni Pizza, and they toss some advice out for that unfunny friend that always sends you his dumb videos on tik tok and Instagram reels. 

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Dang this one is super spooky. Tom is very pro-recycling, Beef is bringing back denim, and Chubbs put together his costume two minutes before recording. It's the Halloween episode! There are maybe like 3 parts that have anything to do with Halloween. There is a lot of very bad podcasting out there, but this one might take the cake. Tom opens wine with power tools (it's just my toothbrush Dad), Beef hates pretty much every food that isn't something from Culvers, and Chubbs has beef with Chipotle, well actually no he doesn't because they're all out. Enjoy! Or Don't! 

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The bosses are back and so am I! Interns have never been cooler. Great news is I have a job again. Bad news is I am still not getting paid and not sure that I ever will. Anyway the guys are back and discussing all of the same stupid stuff they did less than a year ago. Beef has some 'What Would You Do?' scenarios for Chubbs and Tom, the boys chime in on some people asking the internet for advice, and Beef has some pretty fantastic questions that will really stretch your brain. Side note: the video format of this pod looks wayyyy different because the bosses have outsourced all editing to the intern. So I'm cutting corners left and right. Might even drop some hints in some future episodes just for shiggs. 

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Doritos Locos Taco bad?? You read that right. That is a real quote too. Can you guess who said it? Yea I couldn't believe it either when I was making the thumbnail, but he really threw himself in hot water on this one. Other than Beef's notoriously horrible takes, the bosses take on some other hot topics including (but not at all limited to): musicians having bandwagon fans, which came first, the Dick or the Richard?, Patrick Kane's final moments as a Blackhawk, is there enough money? and so much more. Be sure to listen to this one on the lowest volume possible, you definitely do not want people to know you listen to this podcast, hell the bosses don't even tell most people that they're on a podcast. Super embarrassing. 

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The Boys are back but missing Beef this week, and Chubbs is already throwing shots at him. The Soupurb Bowl is covered this week along with double dipping. Lebron breaks the all-time NBA scoring record and Chubbs thinks he still sucks while Tom is more worried about some funny Instagram videos. The topic of the day is how they would escape the handicapped stall and as always, the episode is wrapped up with Stirring the Guac. 

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Boy, the bosses have another good one for you fools. Their silly stupid little brains are all over the place talking about cheeses and their melticity, and I honestly forgot what else. But does it really matter? Do any of you even read this? I’ve listened to hundreds of podcasts in my life and never once read the description. If you are the 1% that reads then I’m deeply sorry but probably won’t take any actions to correct this. It’s likely a good episode (or not I don’t listen) so enjoy! 

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Recovering from the longest episode ever recorded, Tom reflects on his snowy morning when he accidentally dropped his phone in a puddle. First-ever bachelor talk for the boys gets 'em talking about who they think will be the front running of this season. Then dove deep into the Damar Hamlin conspiracy, is it actually him? Tom is getting fed virtually some delicious steak while also seeing some crazy videos of kid rodeos. Does Tom actually hate Chubbs? You decide. And to end it all, Beef STIRS THE F**KING GUAC this week and Tom won't let up. 

Boy, are you in for a treat. On this episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, we have a very special guest. The sweetest soul we know, the molder of young minds, the man who sleeps without a headboard in the middle of his room, the one, the only, Frank! The boys pepper Franky with some questions about the teacher life and try to figure out if they can outsmart him in "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grade...Teacher." Spoiler alert, they are not and Tom puts up the worst performance we've seen on a Podcast game in 79 episodes. The fellas round off the eppy with some very mild stirring of the Guac, but some good conversations nonetheless! Enjoy...or don't. I genuinely don't care. I'm an intern and don't get paid enough to write these.

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On this beautiful episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, the boys are back in their respective studios just like the old days. They cover all things bird Covid and pants pooping. Beef smokes Chubbs in a classic game of “Guess The Person Who Tom Is Describing In Three Hints Or Less.” Beef and Tom learn that only cows that have recently given birth produce milk. And loads of other things I forgot about but probably aren’t worth mentioning anyways. 

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Welcome, Kevin! One of our two Board of Trustees members for his first appearance on the pod! As long-time family friends, Tom and Kev dive down memory lane in discussing the neighborhood they grew up in. Memories of grade school, food, and petty theft. As a man who has spent a portion of his life in the state of Iowa, Kevin and Beef have a natural connection. Through bonding over their Alma Mater, local dive bars, and a nearby Red Robin, they pretty much touch base on all of the things that boring state has to offer. With the drinks flowing and ideas running wild, the guys all take a look at some questionable foods and finish the episode with a very very important announcement.

OH SNAP! It's SOG Season Two! Welcome back to our beloved dysfunctional family, where we get drunk, fight over candy, and see who can piss off Tom the most. On our first episode of the new season, we talk World Cup, Holidays, and rate the greatest candy in the world, the Starburst Duo. After going over some season two plans, the guys dip into a new segment of "Stir the Guac" and finish off with a lovely game of Shock Collar Roulette. Happy to be back for another season, we'll see you all next week!

The 3 amigos are back for episode 75 with some very exciting news... they all wash their buttholes. Also, this will be the final episode of Side of Guac Season 1... While the guys have big plans for season 2, they need to take a break to regroup and get their lives together. SoG is under construction, but it is not gone forever! Don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened. See you soon ❤️

My dearest mother, I write to trapped in the basement of the Side Of Guac Podcast bosses' home. They allow me little food and hardly any water. I am severely underpaid. I write to inform you that the episode you are about to listen to is just as bad as the others. Random rambling about their high points and low points of the week, discussions around Christmas when it is two months away, Tom's Jeep that is so broken it wouldn't move forward if it was parked in neutral at the top of Mount Everest, and loads of other nonsense that no one truly cares about. They ended with the Snake Draft of "Worst Ways to Start Your Monday". I would argue that the number one pick should have been "Being an intern for this podcast".
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Hey there Halloweenurs it’s the intern here. The whole gang is back together this week for a special spooky early episode. The bosses dive into some spooky topics like how good is Chiptole’s rice without cilantro and what items McDonald’s is lacking from their menu. Chubbs and Tom somehow managed to wear the same stupid and undersized costume while Beef put on his best EDM outfit. They get sad for a second and talk about being an adult during Halloween is pretty dull. I think they’re getting older and more senile by the day. They wrap up with the snake draft of “Best Halloween Candies” which is kinda stupid since there’s no such thing as Halloween candy, it’s just candy. 

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Intern here, still underpaid and underappreciated as ever. This week the whole crew is back and things are buzzin' as the boys go beezin'. Its a packed episode this week as the bosses dive into the work of art that is Fever Pitch, the random sightings in the streets of Chicago, play a few games, watch a few videos, say a few curse words blah blah blah. They wrap up with some new ideas for an inclusive logo and the draft of "Worst Things To Leave Behind On Vacation".

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Hey, it's the intern. I got a raise this week so I actually have to do more stuff now. Kinda lame considering my raise is a kiss on the cheek every morning but oh well. This week is a very Chubby Beefy episode as Tom is away finding his inner self somewhere in the Andes. The two bears of the podcast discuss how they plan to enter the annual Fat Bear Week competition and win it. They get into hacked GPS systems, weird people at the grocery store, car HVAC settings, and Dominos tanking their business by routing calls to a call center in India. Maybe Chubbs and Beef could use a little less Dominos in their life so this could be a good thing. They round it out with the draft of "Things That Rock About Adulthood".