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A quick podcast discussing the history of National Potty Dance Day . . . a new holiday invented by Charmin paper. 

We’re also talking about Carrie Fisher’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star; McDonald’s Big Mac sauce; Morgan Wallen’s cancelled concert lawsuit; the R-rated Christopher Robin series; Rick Ross’ offer to the out of work Don Lemon; what Cinco de Mayo really means; the Charmin bear’s hoodie; Wendy’s canned chili; the Stanley Cup playoff game we went to; Aerosmith announces farewell tour; Paris Las Vegas grows; AppleTV’s “The Morning Show” grows; and, much more pop culture news and views from the week.

Mike and Tracy gift new lives to the nasty Charmin bear family. Normally they can at least halfway sublimate the hostility represented by our gifts, but this week it's just too hard; these two homies hate these bears.

The Oscars are back and guess what? Netflix absolutely crushed it (and yes, we called it years ago).

Facebook is launched a new creator model for writers and journalists that is truly seductive, and will work for inhibiting creators from developing out their own platforms.

In NFT land, Charmin has developed an NFT(P) that is sure to kill the entire NFT market (kill as in bad, not good).

In rants and raves, Joe raves about Google's career certificate program launch while Robert rants about AT&T and net neutrality.

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In which the sisters pass on advice from the singer Sheryl Crow, do the math, and teach you a new game. #coldbrewmamas #funfacts #toiletpaper #research #husbands #charminadsareweird #theconversationyouvebeendyingtohave #genderedtoiletpaper #coffeemakesyougo

Darrell calls out Charmin for tricking us into buying industrial toilet paper. Pants get infused with nanobionics to turn them into sensors. Woman gets slap on the wrist for smuggling cacti into New Zealand. We smoke the Rosa de Guadalupe from AJ Fernandez with some Double Oaked Woodford Reserve. We very much like the Old Fashion that it makes.

What have you been doing with all your quarantime? If you said anything other than rebranding, you're wrong. It's time to rebrand...reality. In these trying times we here are Mystic Lasagna would like to assure you that we're taking every measure possible to help toilet paper commercials get an edge, all Pokemon Trainers bow down to Paul, and Star Wars/Garfield mashups are heard once more throughout the land. Also, Garfield invented Gmail. 

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2013/03/13

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On this week’s episode: The Three-way makeout

Sal gives Thaddeus and Just Dan a very heart felt moment,

Thaddeus picks up a hitchhiker, 

Sal talks about his ballwash experience,

How do you wipe your butt?

What do you do?

F’ Yous!

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Ep. 16

Come Along With Us on Our Little Joyride.

It's our Sweet 16!  What are these findings with scallop perforations in the toilet paper, and why has Pebbles been denied two-ply goodness? Kona has news on a real-life airbrusher for your face, and Mama Pebbles goes on a Taco Tour with Bradley Cooper, or was it Brad?  And Producer John chimes in with his expert opinion.

One of my favorite compliments I get about The Story Behind book is that people love reading it in the bathroom. At first, people seem embarrassed to tell me this, but in the introductory chapter of the book, I put a PS at the end that says, “I won’t be offended if you read it in the bathroom.. So, in case you want to bring the book into the bathroom or you just want something to think about for those awkward moments you find yourself in a stall without any reading material, this episode is for you.

You’re listening to The Story Behind: The Extraordinary History of the Ordinary. I’m your host, Emily Prokop, and this is The Story Behind Toilet Paper.

The role of Johnny Carson was played by Chris Nesi from House of EdTech.

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Media:

• Music for Makers

Sources:

• EVER WONDERED about the history of toilet paper? - Washington Post
• Toilet Paper History: How America Convinced the World to Wipe - Mental Floss
• The History of Toilet Paper, Explained - Boxed
• What Did People Use Before Toilet Paper? - Mental Floss
• Did ohnny Carson cause a toilet paper shortage in 1973 after making a joke on The Tonight Show? - Snopes
• History Of Toilet Paper - ToiletPaperHistory.net
• The History of Toilet Paper - AngelSoft.com
• History of Toilet Paper - Charmin.com

Referenced:

• How Sears Mail-Order Catalogs Undermined Jim Crow Racism - Chicago Tribune

It's All Been Done Presents DIRTY STORY NIGHT #20  

Dan Chokes the Charmin Bears (2nd place, tie, June 2016)

The troupe from It's All Been Done Radio Hour presents filthy, hilarious stories written and read by them. Mature audiences only. All characters and personalities are used without permission, and are intended as parodies only under fair use.  

http://iabdpresents.com/dsn-home

Those bears... disgusting. Jon has now bitten of the VR Apple, and the sweet sweet knowledge has flooded all over him. Matt buys a PC for his parental units, and Adam.. well.. you know. Watches some bad TV for some inexplicable reason, also, he is a dirty dub lover.

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This week Alicia and Kristen are joined by Muppet enthusiast Bill Hanstock to discuss The Muppets. We also discuss those pooping Charmin bears and we make fun of each other for never seeing popular films. Next week's show will be Scandal, which airs Thursday at 9pm on ABC.

This week:

World War Z
Thor 2
Charmin
Marvel Netflix
Akira

Music for the show provided by Reed Love.