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Annie and Dan return to discuss Survivor Season 1 - Borneo, episodes 9 and 10. 

Alternative titles: Not Kanye-Related, B-Anon Deep Fake, That's the Rizz, Rescinding Goat Jokes, Cuz Alphabet, Geriatric Survivor, Sad Music Rice, Re-Borneo, Dumb at Survivor, Bring Me Your Staff

The 5th and 6th episodes of Survivor: Borneo bring us more general campsite nonsense and frivolity, and not much strategy to speak of. Richard spends some time naked. Colleen and Greg maybe (or maybe don't) also. Gervase still can't swim, but that doesn't stop him from being a mild challenge beast. Dirk and Joel get on everyone's nerves, and never get a chance to enjoy the sweet, sweet random voting of the post merge.

Alternate Episode Titles: Literally Planted, Irked by Dirk, Daily Facials, Jarvis is a Perv, Wet Ass Vote, Stupelvis; Chaste Blind Dates

Annie and Dan return to recap Survivor: Borneo Episodes 3 and 4, where basically not much happens, and it isn't even really clear if the players know they're involved with a game. They do eat rats, so that's fun. Everyone is weird, and it's kinda awkward and sexist and maybe racist, and definitely homophobic, but that's just how it was in the Year 2000.

Alternate Episode Titles Include: Joel the Rat Guy, Quirky Psychopath, Wet Jeff, Bullseye Dollar Spot, Mentally Beefy