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Mercury’s in Retrograde and It’s getting weird up in here, but that’s not going to stop the girls from giving it to you straight. Fellas listen up! This week the girls get into the top ten things you do that turn women off, and a bonus Q&A segment.

In this episode of the yet-to-be-permanently-named podcast, our two heroes, Mike and Marc go for a train ride. On the porn train, that is. Porn Train, of course, is the pitch for a meta-show they stumble upon, about a hero, Johnny Hammerstache, and his daily life as porn star on the serialized, soft-porn soap opera, Porn Train. 

After discussing the recent debacle with Ted Cruz, Mike and Marc stumble upon the idea of being former airline pilot in a post-apocalyptic world, where a former pilot is forced to eek by an existence as a sky pirate. Actually, being a sky pirate sounds pretty good until the women ruin it all.

Mike reveals he is moving in with his girlfriend and is already having to get rid of his stuff. Marc, the old married man, gives him philosophies and strategies to deal with the new coming reality, that his place is not his own and never will be again. 

All this content is sandwiched in between Marc's weight loss; Mike's donut addiction and fat gain; a new measure of weight: baby weight; a break down of Hunting Hitler; An endorsement for Search Party; and Mike's review of the new Justice League trailer.

So really, a pretty typical episode for these two fellas. 

In this episode, we let you know that Mena over thinks pretty much everything, and we wanna know... Eyes wide open, or eyes shut? The new show on Netflix has the couple scratching their heads on whether or not Love is truly Blind... As a result, Pete and Mena share impromptu stories of when they had to be wingmen for their friends, and very quickly, Pete determines that Mena is a horrible wingman. An anonymous listener’s question has the couple split on reasons why it may be okay to have an ex sleep over for the sake of the children, and more random rants will keep you nodding your head in agreement, or laughing out loud.