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In this episode Ryan And Andrew's Secret To Getting More Sex, Andrew's Porn Safe In The Woods, Fan Beats LARPers With Cement Filled Pole, Ryan's Dad's Illegal Beehive, Jeff Gets Mad At Everyone, Ari Shaffir Does Twelve Shots On Stage In La Jolla and more.

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In this episode Ryan Jerks Off In An Old Shed & Gets An Erection From A Riding Mower, Andrew Wants To Be Shrunk And Put Up A Butt, Andrew's Balls Explode & He Gets A UTI, Everyone Criticizes Jeff's Speech, Andrew Sucks His Thumb During Sex and more.

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In this episode the guys discuss the Boner City Theme Song Deadline, Ryan Tries To Turn Andrew Against Dan, Jeff's Family Visit Town, Muscle Beach Banana Hammock Guy, Artist Who Paints With His Penis, Andrew Gets Tricked Into Having Sex With A Duct Tape Vagina, Ryan Steal Long Distance Service From A Church and more.

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In this episode Everyone Debates Andrew's Controversial Diet, Andrew Freaks Out And Storms Off The Show Screaming, Jeff Attends A Birthday Swim Party At A Vocational School, Ryan Throws An Ice Ball At A Limo And Gets Chased By A Dude With A Tire Iron, Jeff Is Addicted To Online Sexual Escapades and more.

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In this episode Andrew Loves Pervert Olympic Athlete Butt Videos, Awesome Fan Art From Dylan And Tanner, O'Neill Meets Andrew's Wife, BCUSA Launches Go-Kart Racing Team, O'Neill Throws Up On His Birthday and more.

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In this episode High Drama At In & Out Burger, Ryan Attacks Dan For Taking A Dump, A Girl Takes A Picture Of His Man Boobs In A Jacuzzi, Andrew Goes To Prom With A Guy, Ryan's Dad Eats A Marijuana Brownie And Goes Into A Coma and more.

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In this episode Ryan Deputizes A Fan To Hunt For Boobie Pics, Andrew Wants To Go To An Erotic Hypnotists, Jeff Loses $500 Trying To Become A Fashion Model, Andrew Buys A Fake Bag Of Weed From A Black Guy Who Knows Dave Grohl, Ryan Loses & Ruins A Hot Buns Competition And More.

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In this episode Ryan And Jeff Get Dumped After A Trip To Six Flags, Andrew Attacks His Wife's Butt In His Sleep, Another Avalanche Of Naked Photos From Fans, Andrew Gets A Disastrous Golden Shower, Jeff Gets Fooled On Valentine's Day and more.

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In this episode Ryan Aggravates Dan At Hot Wings Cafe, Everyone Declares War On Dr. Drew And Coolio, Cast Member's Ex-Girlfriend Tries To Kill Another Woman With A Drywall Hammer, Andrew Sings The Most Embarrassing Song Ever For Show And Tell and more.

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In this episode Ryan Hoards Rare US Currency & Car Magazines, Andrew's Girlfriend Moves Without Telling Him & He Then Solicits Oral Sex From Another Woman In Front Of Her, Jeff & Andrew Talk About Being Fat Kids With Large Breasts, Ryan Offers To Let Andrew Sodomize Him and more.

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In this episode Ryan Does Dozens Of Drunken Spin Kicks At A Wedding, A Retarded Kid Licks Andrew's Birthday Cake, Ryan Pees All Over The Office Toilet Seat (Like An Animal), Jeff Shames Shia LeBeouf's Father And Then Possibly Makes Love To An 80-Year-Old Woman Who Boned Elvis While Hosting A Show At The Comedy Store, An Annoying Old Man Get Set On Fire At A Christmas Party, Ryan Pees Into A Car, and more.

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In this episode the guys everyone mocks jeff's fool-proof marketing plan, Ryan challenges Andrew's 300 lb. benchpress claim, Andrew has an orgy with his wife & six imaginary people, Jeff gets a blowjob in front of a stranger's dog

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Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill came by my apartment to talk about their jobs as grocery delivery drivers. Oh my god, there were so many hilarious stories. They're both comedians from the Comedy Store and their job is so ridiculous. For delivery drivers, there's a shocking amount of talk about nipples and Down syndrome.

In this episode the guys discuss (and fondle) Andrew's powerful T-Rex arms, Andrew drinks homemade black tea that looks like poop water, Jeff kills a cat with him mom's minivan, Ryan swims in raw sewage and then attends a UFC event on crutches, poops next to one of his favorite fighters and later appears as the handicapped portion of another fighter's entourage on television. This episode might as well be called, "Dreams Really Do Come True."

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In this episode the guys read and react to new iTunes review (and their first negative one ever), Ryan talks about hunting two escaped convicts with a shotgun as a teenager, Andrew's brother builds a poop-covered murder trap that nearly kills a toddler, Dan gets into a screaming match with his wife's obstetrician over allegation of sexual misbehavior, and Ryan steals car outside a movie theater.

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In this episode the guys discuss how the podcast has caused Andrew's wife to allow him to look at pornography again, the avalanche of nudie pics sent in by fans this week, and excruciating STD tests involving objects being inserted into the peehole.

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In this episode the guys fight off the gay hobo curse placed on them by Boon Shakalaka, Jeff crashes into a celebrity's car at work, Ryan admits to doing one of the grossest sexual maneuvers of all time and Andrew argues why women's butt smell is different than a poop smell and why he enjoys it so much.

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In this episode Boner City fans give tips on how to get more nude pics sent to you online, Jeff prepares for an internet blind date that might kill him, and Andrew describes having sex with a girl who murdered a pet in front of him right before they hooked up.

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In this episode Dan photographs his balls in a Quiznos, Ryan nearly blinds himself with a ninja weapon, and Andrew offers to have sex in front of strangers.

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In this episode Ryan goes crazy and attempts to hold the first (and last) ever Boner City USA court trial. Things start out all fun and games but devolve pretty quickly into weirdness and tension. This episode nearly ended the podcast forever. No joke.

The audio on this episode between the 24 and 26 minute mark gets a little strange because Ryan demands we play back parts of Episode 13. And having the four hosts talk over a recording of the four hosts talk is super annoying to say the least.

Needless to say, this is the worst episode of Boner City USA that we have ever put out and it fills us with great shame and remorse to do so. However, we thought we owed it to our fans to show that we, too, are only human (and pretty dumb humans at that) and can make absolute crap from time to time.

Listen to this episode or don't. We promise all the rest from here on out will definitely be funnier.

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