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To all the Gen Z backseaters, teach us your ways of comfort, clothing, and self expression. We can trade you for some 90’s JNCOs and a hopeless future. While we burn the last of our skinny jeans, today on the show we rejoice and affirm our accountants, Mel reads a letter of rebuke for Dustin from the DMV, parents who argue with child cashiers at the snack bar, your worst car spills, and more!

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

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Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

It’s Valentine’s Day again, and if there’s one person we’re all thinking about today backseaters, let’s be honest, it’s Usher. Because, WOW what a halftime Super Bowl performance this weekend, right? Today on the show, we’re all jazzed up today on the best commercials we saw, what we REALLY think about Valentine’s Day as Middle-aged adult parents, Tales of the laundromat, surprise ambulance visits at Dustin’s show, and more!  

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Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family from Dustin Nickerson | (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Give a little More and Get a Little More from us on Patreon!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for the Patreon Pre Show with behind the scenes podcast rants, exclusive bonus content, and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

There’s nothing worse than treating yourself, and hating the treat, backseaters. Why are we wasting our time and money, doing new things, when at the end of the day all we really want is a comfy, safe, hazy IPA? While Dustin ques up his Red robin order, Mel unveils her new eBook, we courageously try new nightlife experiences, Mel forgets a child, we consider the most monotonous parenting moments, Gen Z doesn’t want to drive (and who blames them?), we offer the best tips for teaching teens to drive from your emails, and more!

We gotta know tho, when do you prefer to shower or do you even shower? And are you still adventurous in your day to day eating or just over it. Let us know in the Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/groups/dustinnickersoncomedy

Enjoy the show!

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Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family from Dustin Nickerson | (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Give a little More and Get a Little More from us on Patreon!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for the Patreon Pre Show with behind the scenes podcast rants, exclusive bonus content, and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

We’re barely keeping our heads above water backseaters, as we careen through the January slog of icy streets, snow filled driveways, and California flooding that’s just enough rain to make things annoyingly inconvenient. Speaking of inconvenient, today on the show Mel condemns Costco, we ponder God’s wrath via weather, our advice on flying with kids, useless laws, Mel’s Stranger Danger, and more!

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Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family from Dustin Nickerson | (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Give a little More and Get a Little More from us on Patreon!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for the Patreon Pre Show with behind the scenes podcast rants, exclusive bonus content, and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

Everybody out! We’re walking backseaters. What beats a solid 60 min huffin’ it with you best friends, Dustin and Melissa today? Doing it with a Stanley Cup in hand, some might argue. It’s the New Year you know, and that means we’ve got a word for 2024, hot takes on the hottest trend for white middle-aged women since beanie babies, a poll request on coffee and hygiene, Green Day selling out, comfy Dustin rants about mornings, Wonka and Aquaman reviews, and much more.

Enjoy the show!

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Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family from Dustin Nickerson | (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Give a little More and Get a Little More from us on Patreon!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

Buckle up Backseaters for a show full of Christmas and holiday cringe as we unload more of your Holiday Horror Stories. Dustin also drops a naughty list of Christmas songs that we’re striking from the record, an affirmation to daily pajamas, horror stories involving fires, vehicular accidents, contentious divorces, and more atrocities you came here for today. We asked for it, and you delivered. 

Enjoy the show!

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BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

Tell us about your holiday plans on the Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/groups/dustinnickersoncomedy

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family from Dustin Nickerson | (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Give a little More and Get a Little More from us on Patreon!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

As we glide our way into Christmas on ice made of monotonous holiday parties and endless gift giving, we can only hold on and hope we land safely into the New Year, Backseaters. But join us today as we continue to battle through December’s parental snow storm. We’ve got the official Booty Bump story from Mel, a deadly Stranger Danger story, the return of Let’s Ranch, parents who take sports too seriously, tolerating your kids dreams, and much more.

Enjoy the show!

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BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Share your joys and/or funny family woes with us on the Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/groups/dustinnickersoncomedy

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family from Dustin Nickerson | (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Give a little More and Get a Little More from us on Patreon!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

Put away those “first day of school everything is great and new with the world” vibes Backseaters, it’s pedal to the metal into week one of the school year and the Nickerson’s are already planning their escape! This episode is packed with the hottest parental takes on the state of women’s fashion, surviving Hurricane Hilary, relating with your kids anxiety in today’s world, ‘Punk Rock’ Dad Makovers, why you can still be a Christian in the entertainment industry, your emails, and more!

Enjoy the show!

This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show?

Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

Hope you’re ready for literally dozens of daily car rides backseaters because schedules are BACK and Mel and Dustin couldn’t be more thrilled to pump up the gas budget for the new school year. This week, we uncover the cause and cure for all of mid-life’s problems, consider how to talk to our children about aliens, Dustin has too much earwax, a Southwest flight for the memory books, 19 years of marriage, your emails, and more!

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

Shield your eyes and cover your ears Backseaters, we’re heading to the beach and don’t be too observant about it! Mel and Dustin keep us up to date on family travel with absurd hotel breakfast hours, AirBnb vs Hotels, managing kids at the beach or pool, questionable new beach swimwear, Dustin’s favorite things about Mel, and more.

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

It’s a big day for the Nickerson minivan backseaters, as Dustin and Mel are now the proud parents of a 16 year old with a driver’s license. So hold on back there as we breakdown the new potential rules and anxieties about teenage driving, yell at Seattle’s painfully slow traffic habits, discuss why judgy baristas are best, how Seattle has lost it’s cultural edge, and much more.  

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

Backseaters, ever done a job and didn’t get paid? How about payment in animals? If yes, you’re not alone! Dustin and Mel take us on a grand tour of troubling babysitting stories, call to question pizza-crust deniers, when your home becomes a teenage convenience store, awkward hotel check-ins, a family review on Orlando Universal Studios, and much more!

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

Wanna juice up that stimulation in backseat this week? Kick back, relax, throw on the Netflix AND TikTok at the same time and let it rip! While we’re maxing out doing something while doing nothing, Dustin and Mel return this week to observe the difficulties of teenage motivation, how movies have maybe had their heyday, Kung Fu, the return of JNCO Jeans and Rainbow Sandals, the dystopian  future we’ve left for Gen Z, a Little Mermaid Bingo Dingo and more! 

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com

It’s leg day, and we’re heading straight to the playground backseaters. What better way to squeeze in that much needed crossfit session in, than while watching your 2 year old traverse that sketchy balance beam alone. Is this a terrible idea? Find out today on the show as we breakdown playground fitness, oversharing on airplanes, 80’s parenting VS now, Knott’s Scary Employment, a Bingo Dingo on Lizzo in concert, and your emails! 

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com.

Backseaters, take a deep look at your podcast dad at the wheel here, and reach for that gift this week that’s REALLY gonna help him out. Dustin needs it, he’s been up with 1:45am PST and flew in just for this episode and we could use a hand! We determine the Hottest Rockstar of all-time, Sub Par Graduation Plans, Father’s Day, the problem with Hotel stays with Kids, a Bingo Dingo on the Series Finale of Ted Lasso, and an email that takes us back the pinnacle of 90’s schoolyard insults.

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com.

Grab your Keds, jean shorts, and water balloons Backseaters, because it’s FIELD DAY and there are no tears, sorrow, nor pain where we’re going. That’s right, Dustin and Mel take us on a journey through the final days of school year, reminiscing on egg tosses with your besties, hacking the classroom prize economy, loathing long division, the “Drinking Wisconsinbly” theory, a bingo dingo on Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, and celebrating the one year anniversary of their hit book, How to Be Married (to Melissa). 

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com.

Backseaters sorry for the unbearable traffic, let’s just hope someone didn’t die up there, because this is gonna cut into the summer vacation. Mel and Dustin hold onto hope and a miracle as we discuss the peril of flight and traffic delays, celebrate the great beef institution of Arby’s, the most inconvenient way to die, rate the Succession Finale, debate the proper organization of cups and tumblers, expose the classic Little Mermaid plotline, and so much more.

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com.

In a rare and risque occurrence, we’re allowing an open container back there for this! Watch out, student driver in the front seat. Well, figuratively speaking. Our weekend was full of teenage antics from father-daughter travel joys with Dustin, dunking on children at birthday parties, wondering if choir should be more competitive, grasps at emotional male connection, the fear of puking, and much more. 

Enjoy the show!

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family: https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at www.andylikeswords.com.

Buckle up backseaters, it’s still the month of May and and we’re running on fumes into June. Dustin fails to offer up a satisfactory Mother’s Day experience, pimple patches flex their way into pop culture, Dustin buys Damien Rice tickets while managing the hiccups, we find rest and reverence in Lord Father Laundry, and we hit a few of your emails! Enjoy the show.

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Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at www.andylikeswords.com.

If you’re riding along with us today, enjoy the shower we just installed on the back and the complimentary sleeping bags, because May has us so busy there’s no point in getting out. Where do we even begin, this show is packed with rants, jabs, and laughs on the unrelenting family schedule of the late spring season, Taylor Swift’s Era err (Enlightenment tour?), annoying grandma’s, dying in the desert, a Dingo Bingo on Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, and much more.

Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k

Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson.

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This Week’s Sponsor:

BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone.

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Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/

Check out our Patreon page!

Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show.

Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice.

Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at www.andylikeswords.com.