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Sam and Bill sat down (again) with special guest, Jackie, from Dog Friendly Living! They chat about different ways couples can include their dog on the big day, because whom are we kidding. The dogs are the real stars of our relationships. They also cover some every-day-dog-parent advice, and tangent on people who don't like pitties out of ignorance. Take is personally.

Yep. It is what it is. On top of coming clean, Sam and Bill chat about their cake tasting, and parents who take back their check after their kid gets divorced. What?!

Sam sits down with her friend Karina, the professional wedding planner who's been whispering advice in her ear for the past year. They answer questions from followers, chat about what someone can expect from hiring a good wedding planner, and what someone might expect by NOT hiring one. Woof. This is one hell of an industry!

Bill and Sam had their joint wedding shower! Sam drank too much and Bill felt up legs and fell asleep on the bar. Obviously, the day was a massive success and they now have wisdom to impart on you. Take notes.

On this very special episode, Sam sits down with "Date Yourself Instead" queen, Lyss. She's been in the world of influencing for over 10 years, and has basically been in a relationship the entire time.....until recently. Instead of turning to another partner, she's turning to herself. Healing, learning, and ultimately creating her best self without distraction. Sam believes that if you EVER want to be ready for a lifelong commitment to a partner, first you have to actively take this adventure. So let's get personal....

Sam had quite the first-wedding-dress-fitting moment when her seamstress told her how drastic her difference in boob sizes was! Bill has been keeping an old photo of him and his college ex in storage, and the two discuss purging ex's from social media. All in all, this one is quite the balance of advice and fuckery.

Bill and Sam give their take on choosing music for your wedding, how to win at hair trials, and the perils of trying to be all cute and adding wax seals to your invites! MAY be their worst idea yet, time will tell. Oh also, what the hell, Adam Levine?

Sam is quite all over for this one, and may still be a bit tipsy as she writes this (rumor has it). Bill and Sam talk about the COMPLETION of their invite journey, actual SABOTAGE of a listener, and stuffing their faces. Also, did she lose the pimple popping bet?!

Bill and Sam are visiting Laura (previously known as episode 28's Bachelorette Bitch) and her husband Scott! They rate two different weddings they were at over the weekend, and frankly have like 3 separate beefs. But at least this time, they have company to help hash out who's right!

Bill and Sam discuss the possibility of their alternate relationship paths if they never got together, and Bill reveals he's still technically on Bumble! Plus they spill the beans about some more intimate parts of the beginning of their journey together. Turns out they're both pieces of crap humans, for different reasons.

IT'S SAM's BIRTHDAY EPISODE!!! Now that that's out of the way, she needs some help from Bill picking out her first set of lingerie for him EVER. Plus they plan a very unconventional shower, and argue over how gross/not gross one of Bill's public habits may be....

Bill and Sam welcome Danielle Monaro and Jeff from IT to help battle out some of their wedding confusion! They figure the pros/cons to a first look vs meeting at the isle, figure out the dress code, and even reveal an embarrassing concern carried over from last episode....

Bill and Sam get into some of the harder marriage questions they've yet to discuss, and one of them is ABSOLUTELY more romanic than the other about it all. Plus, Bill logs back into his bumble account to rehash their first conversation ever! How the hell did this couple get here?!

Bill and Sam write vows for one another to read sight unseen, and he's ready to call off the wedding because of it! Plus they FINALLY have some invite tips, work out how they might include Savannah in the ceremony, and beef about whether or not Sam lost the pimple picking bet already!

It. Is. CRUNCH TIME!!!! Bill and Sam are less than 4 months away from getting married and this apathetic couple still has so much to do! As they inch closer, Sam basically fires Bill from his role in planning necessities because she just wants to sprint them to the finish line. Which frankly, sounds expensive. Basically, this entire episode is on big beef!!!!

Introducing the true star of the wedding ceremony, Officiant Baby Face Jake! He joins Bill and Sam to start discussing ceremony options, and it turns out he may be slightly less experienced than they originally thought. Oh dear.

$1,000 is on the table. If Sam can manage to make it to the wedding without picking at her skin ONCE, it's all hers. Otherwise the cash goes to Bill, and he's pretty sure it will be the easiest grand of his life! Plus they discuss having their brand new niece at the wedding, and somehow end up fighting about almost nothing at all.

Bill and Sam are now self-proclaimed travel experts! They came up with a list of resort Do's and Don't's after a few glorious nights in Sandals Royal Bahamian. Is it helpful? Probably not. But at least they returned with some interesting stories and a little bit of beef....

Bill and Sam sit down with their friend Laura, who is hence forth crowned the professional bachelorette bitch (compliment). She has some solid stories/advice, because not only is she attending Sam's, but she's been to over 15! 15!!! And has seen some SHIT!!!!

Bill and Sam have proposed to their friend Jake, and asked him to be their officiant! Which they were super stoked on until they realized, none of the couples he's married have made it. Yikes. PLUS, Sam has some strong feeling about the bridesmaid dress choosing world.