You’ll Never Believe Me But… is a lighthearted storytelling podcast about what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s funny. Guests come on and tell two stories, one real one fake, and laugh and joke about it with host Cutter as they enjoy storytelling while he tries to figure out which story is the real one.
EPISODE TRANSCRIPT:
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Cutter 0:00
Good morning, good afternoon and good evening everyone. My name is Cutter, though you may know me as three beers in a coat on air on HD one, and welcome to this episode of, You'll never believe me, But. You'll never believe me, but is a storytelling podcast being produced here at WKNC about lying to me, every episode I have a guest on, they tell me two stories, one real and one fake. And I have to decide which is real between them. For those of you that are new here, or for those of you that need a quick refresher, I'm going to run down the three rules we have here. Before we get into today's episode. Rule number one, your story should not do significant damage to anyone else or their character. We're not trying to be outwardly mean to anyone other than ourselves. Rule number two, if someone else is featured in the story, you must either have their permission to say their name or use a fake name for them. You agreed to come on the show and tell these stories. But unless they agreed to have these stories told, just use a fake name. And rule number three, and this is the easiest one. All stories should start with: You'll never believe me but and then a brief synopsis before starting the story, just so that we all know what we're getting into, and as a nice little nod to the show's title. So with all that housekeeping stuff out of the way, let's go ahead and get into today's episode. Today's guest is Caitlin WKNC, DJ content creator and all around awesome person that I have wanted to have on my show for a while. Caitlin, how are you doing?
Caitlin 1:27
I'm good. How are you?
Cutter 1:29
I'm doing wonderful. I'm so glad to get you in the studio because you were here a lot. But I don't see you around. I think our hours just don't line up.
Caitlin 1:36
Yeah, I just I kind of float around. I'm, I'm so awkward. I'm very active in the discord. But when I come in here, like I kind of just do my thing. And then I leave like I rarely ever say hi to anybody unless like they say hi to me because I don't, I feel like I'm intruding. Like sometimes I'll say hi to Jamie. Sure. Lovely advisor, but I kind of just float in, float out.
Cutter 1:57
Yeah
Caitlin 1:57
You know how it is
Cutter 1:57
Absolutely no, I do the same thing. I come in and I come in, you're now in my little cave that I basically every time I show up, I say hi to Jamie normally cuz she's right out there on the way in. We'll chat for a few minutes. And then I will close the door and sit here and edit or record or do whatever in my little cave. And it's so nice. Well, I'm honored to have you on you are a phenomenal storyteller in writing. Because you write a lot of the blog posts that we have at WKNC
Caitlin 2:25
Thank you. Yeah, I am a content creator here for the blog. Um, I don't know, it's always just come naturally to me. I love telling stories. But when I tell them out loud, I'm like, notorious for like going back and be like, wait, but I forgot. I have to tell like this whole backstory. So I have practice telling my story today so that I have it in somewhat of a linear order. I was like doing it to my roommate, like over and over again last night while she was cleaning her room, and she was like, I've heard these stories a million times and I was like sorry. But yeah, writing is my preferred medium but..
Cutter 2:57
sure.
Caitlin 2:58
You know, it's always fun to try something new.
Cutter 3:01
I'm glad that you'll try something new. I've been reading a lot of your blog posts in preparation just to get a glimpse. And it's I don't know, I'm just very excited to have you on because if it's anything like your writing, I am super stoked. To have you tell me these stories.
Caitlin 3:15
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Cutter 3:16
Yeah, no pressure, but
Caitlin 3:18
no pressure. But if your stories aren't good, your fired
Cutter 3:20
but if you're, yeah, I can't fire you are way above me on that chain. I'm pretty sure you could fire me if you really wanted to.
Caitlin 3:28
I don't think so. Maybe.
Cutter 3:30
we won't explore that. Well, unless you have any questions for me. I'd say let's just jump into your stories.
Caitlin 3:37
Okay.
Cutter 3:38
All right. Caitlin. Take it away.
Caitlin 3:41
You'll never believe me. But one time I served Panthers player Luke Kuechly at a restaurant and I didn't realize it was him.
Cutter 3:48
Oh my goodness. Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you I'm a big Panthers fan. I love football. I have grown up being a Panthers fan. And Luke Kuechly was my idol when I played football for like a few years in middle school or sorry, a year in middle school. So I am That's amazing. By the way. Yeah, please. How do we get there?
Caitlin 4:08
Yeah, so in high school, I worked at this like, restaurant obviously. I worked at this restaurant, it was like a quick service restaurant, kind of like a Panera type setup. Like you walk in, you go up to register, somebody takes your order. They give you like a number or a pager. You sit down and then we bring your food out to you
Cutter 4:28
Amazing sure.
Caitlin 4:29
So it's not like a waiter or waitress type situation,
Cutter 4:31
Right.
Caitlin 4:32
And in this particular shift, I'm, I'm working at the end register Oh, and I should say, um, I work in a shopping center that was right across from another shopping center that had a bouji gym. Okay, and people would come in in work out clothes and athleisure all the time.
Cutter 4:50
Sure, sure. Yeah.
Caitlin 4:51
So, you know, something I was used to and not something I was super ever fazed by
Cutter 4:56
right and where'd you go to high school?
Caitlin 4:58
Um, I am from Charlotte so I went to high school at Ardey Kell.
Cutter 5:02
Oh, hey, I know I have family who went Ardey Kell so awesome.
Caitlin 5:06
Wow. Okay, we can talk about that later.
Cutter 5:07
Yeah absolutely.
Caitlin 5:10
So I yeah, so I was used to the gym people coming in at that end register so like, it would be odd for like somebody else working like on the line to like come up to me to talk to me because we're kind of busy it was like dinner time and I was kinda like off like a little bit to the side like just by myself right so I'm taking people's orders and stuff. This gym bro
Cutter 5:35
Sure yeah,
Caitlin 5:36
Very buff
Cutter 5:36
yeah
Caitlin 5:37
comes up. I don't think anything of it. I take his order. You know, he gives me his credit card. I swipe it, I give it back, whatever, like normal interaction
Cutter 5:46
Yeah totally.
Caitlin 5:46
And whatever. I'm just I take a few more orders. 5-10 minutes later, my ...