finaldestination

This is it, y'all: the final Final Destination. And we have to say, it rounds out the franchise in a way that final films rarely do. This movie follows the same basic format as all of the others (premonition leads to cheating death leads to death getting you anyway), but has a few twists and turns. As we discuss, we'll ask the big questions like, "Why does a chef have a second job at a paper company?" and "Are we sure this isn't fanfic of The Office?". We'll also talk about Willy Wonka, coroners vs. medical examiners, EVPs, and the Crayola factory.

In this episode, we learn that Cordie cares about three things, and three things only: toxic masculinity, pigeons, and magnets. Which is a good thing, because those are all featured in this film! We'll also talk about matching windbreakers, fear of internal organs, home depot, and chicken-sized horses.

Here it is, folks: the reason that we're all afraid to drive behind a lumber truck. Exactly one year after the crash of Flight 180, Kimberly manages to avoid a similar fate for herself and a bunch of cars getting on the highway. But just like the first time around, you can't cheat death. The difference this time? Everyone is dying in reverse order. The reasoning? We have no idea. We'll also talk about eMacs, more stories from Theo's French trip, a man of hooks, and frying pan spaghetti.

Can you escape your destiny? Is there an overarching plan to the universe? How sweaty can a boy be? Our latest franchise answers all of these hard-hitting questions and more. As we discuss Final Destination, we'll take a good look at fate, and try to get to the bottom of whether or not it's possible to cheat death. We'll also talk about Theo's experience with flights to France, owls, Sonic the Hedgehog, and unnecessary decapitation.