hello from the magic tavern

Grant forgets to wipe and has heart problems, Dorsch becomes a dummy and has heart problems, and Leo is still alive and has heart problems. It's been a while since we last heard from The Crew. Well, the strike hit JAMP hard but your three favorite knuckleheads find themselves in the Crews Nest for what might be the very last time...

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What was once the Book of Pages is now simply "Blank Page". It is still a spin off of a spin off.

This page has stories about weddings, fruit, and valet services.

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Breath in, scream out, do not collect $200.

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This couch has seen a hole lot!

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This PAGE from Crews Control's Book Of PAGES is sponsored by Bertuccis!

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HOOOO-WEEEEE! This PAGE is about dancing!

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You found a P.A.G.E. (Pete Ari George Episode) from Crews Control's Big Book Of Pages!
This page is dedicated to Wouter André "Wally" De Backer, known professionally as Gotye.

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Ribs so good you'll end up intubated!

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**Pop**

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Somehow, even though things are wayyyyyy off track, this one is canon... Weird!

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School is in session.

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I spy three spies spying on spies spying on spies.

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Welcome to White Cow, how can I help you?

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Gosh, this one's dumb!

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Hail to the Chef!

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Grant celebrates a birthday and gets a handshake instead of a kiss, Dorsch has the meats and doesn't tip, and Leo is, well you'll see! Stepping out of the shadows this week is friend of the show Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul) to chat about budget cuts, where Capri Sun falls on the juice box spectrum, and to celebrate The Big Crewhuna Number 3! That's right! This is our three year anniversary episode! We are so grateful to all of our Crewtons out there! We know you exist because of all the emails that we've never received! 

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Grant looks at holes and ranks friends, Dorsch is revitalized and dilated, and Leo is just a penis. Joining the Two Crew this week is the luckiest man from Bulgrovia, Victor Cromenockle. 

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You're on with Big Z and The Foot!

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Bring your baby to work day can sometimes lead to astonishing results.

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It's never too early to learn how to properly care for a sack of powder.

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