jessica lowndes

In this episode we discuss how sickeningly jealous we were of this cast, taking fashion risks, the major launchpad that is Degrassi, the Shenae Beech (NÉE Grimes) eyebrow beauty mark, Maddy's family gatorade ball pit aka their Dodge Caravan, our VERY opposing views on the university scandal, the ethics of wearing bikinis at night with your brother, getting bullied for being pale, a certain cameo that involves a royal blowjob, all the fugly purse straps akimbo, having to see Michael from The Wire as Dixon, mamas boring people, making a meal of your adoption, the American Apparel skater dress and SO MUCH MORE!!!

This is the full Dames of Hallsnark review for the 2018 Lifetime original movie A Father's Nightmare... How much of a part do boobs play in acting? How timid are 18 year old women? These questions are posed and kinda answered during the course of this episode.

Mostly a bunch of confusion surrounded this movie, but it is fun to hear the Dames try to straighten it out.