Hour 1
Rex Ryan said he wouldn’t be surprised if the Bills fired Sean McDermott and brought in Bill Belichick. This is probably just a hot take by Rex. Boomer would keep McDermott and get some wide receivers for Josh Allen and get back all of the defensive players that got hurt. Allen really likes McDermott, so Boomer said he’s not breaking that up. Sources are saying that Arthur Blank wants Bill Belichick in Atlanta, but the front office doesn’t want him. Boomer wonders why Belichick wouldn’t consider a year off. Maybe the Giants job will be open after next season. Jerry is here for his first update of the day but first Boomer is worried about Jerry because he has a headache. Jerry started with Joel Embiid scoring 70 points last night and Karl Anthony-Towns scoring 62. DeMeco Ryans talked about CJ Stroud’s rookie season. Todd Bowles was asked about not taking a timeout late in the game. Ochocinco does not know how to say ‘cognac’. In the final segment of the hour, Ty Law was on with Dan Patrick and said that before Belichick got to New England, players would drink whiskey out of Mike Vrabel’s flask. ‘There’s some whacky dudes on every team’ according to Boomer.
Hour 2
Boomer is headed to Baltimore this weekend for a live NFL Today from the AFC Championship game. Boomer said Lamar Jackson is a different guy this year and has enormous confidence. Gio said you have to beat Patrick Mahomes if you are to be taken seriously. The Ravens beat a bunch of winning teams this season. Gio will not go into next football season with any hope for the Giants or Jets. Boomer wonders if the Jets will get a bunch of prime time games again this year. Jerry returns for an update but first Gio said he’s a guest on something tonight with Lil Dicky. Gio said there’s too many famous people these days. Jerry starts with Matt LaFleur saying Tom Rinaldi took a joke about his kicker seriously and now he has to do damage control. We heard the Korean broadcast of the Bills ‘Wide Right part 2’. They sound like Matt Loughlin and Chico Resch on the Devils calls. Joel Embiid scored 70 points last night. In the final segment of the hour, we heard Gio stumble through a call where he found out he was interviewing a boxer and Boomer found a video of Lil Dicky saying he’s a clam or something. We then talked about clams. That’s right, clams.
Hour 3
People don’t seem to be giving the Lions much of a chance against the Niners, though most of the country will be rooting for them. Jared Goff tends to throw interceptions on the road, which leads to them losing games. Boomer said Brock Purdy has improved as the season went on, but he did not look good in a handful of games including against Baltimore. Gio doesn’t want the Lions to have success because he’s a Vikings fan and they’re in the same division. Evan Roberts doesn’t want the Lions in the Super Bowl because that’s another team that would have gotten over the hump before the Jets. Boomer roots for people, not franchises. He’s rooting for Dan Campbell and Jared Goff. Boomer said Kyle Shanahan is ‘a little swarmy’. Gio thinks he looks like an over the hill skateboard guy and someone who would be friends with Spike. Jerry returns for an update and starts with Dan Campbell screaming about knocking off hot teams. John Harbaugh said he’s not been distracted and won’t be distracted by Taylor Swift. Joel Embiid scored 70 points last night and Karl Anthony-Towns scored 62. In the final segment of the hour, Snoop Dogg said he called Pete Carroll right after he was fired and Pete told him he wanted to coach the Chargers but they didn't want him. Bill Belichick and Kirk Cousins to the Falcons could work. If the Chiefs make it to the Super Bowl, could Taylor Swift go from Tokyo to Vegas and then back to Australia for her shows? Boomer said Travis Kelce needs to propose on the postgame show of the Super Bowl if the Chiefs win.
Hour 4
Rex Ryan said he wouldn’t be surprised if the Bills moved on from Sean McDermott in favor of Bill Belichick. We don’t see that happening. The Bills had a lot of injuries on defense and they do need another wide receiver. Boomer said the Bills have a good thing going and you can’t go to the Super Bowl every season. He needs a number one wide receiver because Stef Diggs isn’t it anymore. Jerry returns for his final update of the day and starts with Joel Embiid scoring 70 points last night and Jerry wonders if it’s more impressive than Wilt’s 100 in his day. Karl Anthony-Towns scored 62 last night as well. Gio heard Marco Balletti on the air and he hasn’t been out to dinner in 25 years and wasn’t aware that lemon could be in a dessert. He also doesn’t like steak. The Penguins scored a goal against themselves. The Moment of The Day involves the Korean broadcast of the Bills missed FG and the Devils radio broadcasters. In the final segment of the show, Boomer and Gio have a ‘chalk talk’ at Tellers on Thursday night with Bill Cowher. They are going to be close to Gio’s house, maybe they all hang out there. Gio said this time of year it’s a petri dish of viruses.
