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Explore "pointless" with insightful episodes like "S2E10 - Cucumbers vs Babies in Cinemas", "S2E9 - Oompa Loompas vs Vampire", "S2E8 - Life's a Picnic!", "S2E6 - Kung Fu Reggae Band vs Foam Finger Grizzly Bear" and "S2E5 - Avocados vs Afternoons" from podcasts like ""Discussing Nothing", "Discussing Nothing", "Discussing Nothing", "Discussing Nothing" and "Discussing Nothing"" and more!
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S2E9 - Oompa Loompas vs Vampire
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S2E8 - Life's a Picnic!
S2E6 - Kung Fu Reggae Band vs Foam Finger Grizzly Bear
S2E5 - Avocados vs Afternoons
S2E4 - Winter v TVs in Restaurants
S2E3 - Roast the Roast
S2E2 - Segway Honey Badger v Hummus Pirate
S2E1 - Road Rage v Democratic Voting
Pointless Update - I'm Alive Edition
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S1E15 - Life Without Public Services
Like the elves leaving Middle Earth, the bin men left Edinburgh's streets to send Scotland's capital into a state of anarchy and disarray. Elephant-sized rats roamed the alleyways and pungent fumes filled the previously fresh air.
With this in mind, Alex and Tristan take their minds to an even darker place than they experienced during the strikes. What public service would cause the biggest issues? Would we be witness to a Purge-like society with the absence of police? Would torrents of excrement flow down the Royal Mile without plumbing (gardyloo!)? Would we experience an age of witch doctors and mage-craft in the absence of healthcare (or would it just be like America)? Who knows! Listen to find out.
S1E14 - A Day in the Wonderful Everyday
Who knows what mischief and adventures could be had within the confines of that giant warehouse containing every room in your house and more.
Like kids let loose in a sweet shop, or a bull charging around a china shop, hear what Ross and Tristan have to say on the matter.
S1E13 - What is the Best Supermarket?
WRONG! If we're being honest, we love some supermarkets and hate others. With this in mind, we wound up Alex and Ross and let them go hell for leather to rank the UK's supermarket chains from best to worst.
Will Tesco trump all? Will Asda get assassinated? Will Somerfield be forgotten about completely? Yes, obviously. No one's gone to Somerfield since Hot Huzz.
Anyway, there has to be one supermarket to rule them all. What will it be?
S1E12 - Worst First Date Ideas
What's the worst possible first date? That's the puzzle we're trying to piece together on this week's episode.
Whether it's an awkward 120 minutes of silence through some gore-filled film or a boring wait in the multi-activity centre known as the "car garage", team YouMore discuss all sorts of scenarios you wouldn't want to find yourself in on your quest for romance.
People say they'd do anything for love, but after listening to this podcast we're sure you'll reconsider...
S1E11 - Idiots Discussing Idioms
Now, imagine if these sayings were literally true and join team YouMore to discuss what life would be like... If you dare.
S1E10 - Caveman Reacts to the 21st Century
That's the nothing on discussion today - what would blow a caveman's mind the most if they were alive today?
How would they cope not having to fight and scrap for every meal? What would they think of people over the age of 25 (a near impossibility in the Stone Age)? Would their rock-hardened features melt on contact with a memory foam mattress?
Find out how the Flintstones would cope in the 21st century with team YouMore!
S1E9 - Aalyn Asks
We coaxed our resident introvert in front of the camera once more, and she has some pressing questions on her mind that need clarification. So who did she come to for answers? That's right - three wise men. Alex, Jordan and Tristan are tasked with solving age-old conundrums like "how do you say hello?", "how do you say goodbye?" and "do you look people in the eye when you're talking to them?"
Have you thought of these questions before? Probably not. But if you have then boy oh boy you're in for a treat!
S1E8 - Come Dine With Me's Laziest Host?
Jordan treats Tristan to a selection of his finest margarines, whilst Tristan sets the mood with some dim lighting, cool jazz and an all-night session of Risk. Is it easy to spot who's trying to impress who, and who has all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tires on?
What a sad little life, Jordan...
S1E7 - One Kitchen Tool to Rule Them All
This week Aalyn gets in front of the Discussing Nothing cameras for the first time to give her opinion on our most pressing issue to date. The task? To design a single tool that can be used for all your kitchen-based needs. But wait - there's more. Jordan will be attempting to draw each of the designs according to the descriptions given by Alex and Aalyn, only revealing his work for judgement at the end!
Take a look and decide for yourself how easy these implements would be to use - I'm not sure too much cooking would get done!