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Matt 5:29 If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away.

This week we try to name five things that are beautiful, no matter what they say. Did you spot the ambiguous pronoun? Once you figure out the antecedent this may make more sense. Maybe? Have you checked out a cockroach's face recently? Don't even get me started on their bodies. almost as hot as hurricanes! Sexy, sexy hurricanes, especially when they come in pairs. Then Warren introduces a new segment, Elucidate This!, in which Warren reads a poem and the rest of us try to analyze it and find its deeper meaning. It's awesome! And perfect for the ladies, especially those who like some kinds of poetry. G-rated poetry. If you have any poems you want to submit for analysis, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We can't wait! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.

Andrew Dyson conciders free-market intervention.