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We wrap up our discussion with @RealMatt Maran and @Alam1159 about the Giants, Cowgirls, Jets, and Steelers predictions. A little more fantasy football talk and there you have it. Thanks for listening to the @safewordpc with @KevinGootee and @TeresaDaegatano

This episode of @safewordpc, we decided to do an all sports theme. @realmattmaran and @alam1159 join us to talk about the Olypmics, the Ryan Lochte backlash, Usain Bolt, and NFL season predictions. And we even talk about some of the weirdest/lamest ideas we did as kids. @KevinGootee talks about how his parents did his science project and what happened when one teacher wanted to enter it into the county fair. Don't worry, we still get our dating discussion in there and @teresadaegatano shares her tips about approaching a female sports fan.

The conclusion to our podcast with @DerekJWatkins and @CateWeinberg. The guests tell @KevinGootee and @TeresaDaGaetano more about their experiences dating in the service industry as well as some stand up anecdotes. Please subscribe and rate us on iTunes!

You asked for it and now you've got it! Want to know how to approach a bartender and get their number? It's not going to be easy! Also, if you're trying to bring one of them back home, Mercury had BETTER be in retrograde AND you need to have a 4 leaf clover in your back pocket. But @DerekJwatkins, @Cateweinberg, and @Teresadegaetano give the goods on being on display. And @KevinGootee gives one his of his, "days of yore" dating stories that ALWAYS hits.

We talk about the safety of different types of sex

@KevinGootee is joined by his new co-host, @teresadegaetano, as @mokavida moves back to colorado :( Our guest in this episode is @JLCauvin and you may remember him from Kevin appearing on his Righteous Prick podcast a couple of times. In this episode, Kevin and JL make film references that go over Teresa's head. Teresa also shares her dating stories and how her mother bought a gift for a male suitor that wanted to have, "fun." Please share this with your friends, rate us on iTunes, and have yourself a great day!

@cresposts fields questions about what it's like dating as a comic and his situation. Sadly, this is @mokavida's last podcast @safewordpc so we say goodbye to my lovely co-host. @teresadegaetano joins me as co-host and if she sounds familiar, she was on our first episode! Thanks Monica, love you to death.

@thepamelarae had to head out to a gig so we get some quality time with @cresposts and learn about his life as a substitute teacher, dating life, and other pearls. @mokavida didn't spill a drop of prosecco this episode so we'll call that a win.

OUT...OF...THE...GATE...@Sammushman is talking eating butthole and being on the receiving end of it. @Mokavida talks about what it was like having sex with a comic who flushed his rubber down the toilet, like he was an NBA star and worried she'd make him a baby mama. @KevinGootee talks about his few times getting his salad tossed. SPOILER ALERT: It makes him giggle like a Japanese School girl that saw nude anime. And @trixietuzzini talks about dropping enough weight to be able to date white guys by summer.

We're getting deep here in this installment of @Safewordpc. @Alex_Englebert gets into it about certain female comics that overuse the term, "rapey," and also talks about certain female comics who claim that they're brave when they only do female only rooms. @Mokavida adds her 2 cents about when she was hit while in a relationship. Don't worry, @KevinGootee and @MercerMorrison lighten the mood up. This isn't a Hallmark after school special, this is the Safeword Podcast! Next week will be the exciting conclusion but for now, enjoy this installment and tell your friends! Subscribe on iTunes.

We're back in what seems forever. @JC_knowsbest and @Gabedorado join in a fascinating conversation! Part 1, we're talking how JC used to be a priest and how he made the decision to leave being a preacher as well as his wife. We also talk about Kevin's atheism and Gabe drops a few theologian bombs on us. Finally, we talk about all of the interesting upcoming gigs we have had. Thanks for listening!

We wrap up this scintillating episode where Jason and Monica talk dating how how to keep things fresh. You'll hear Jason drop a few Donald Trump impressions in there and yes, he's the guy who got, "Trump 2016" tattooed on his arm. He made the international news circuit, bully for him. Also, stopping by is Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard and Shirley Hemphill from What's Happening. Those 2 discuss who makes the best peach cobbler and end up tongue kissing viciously on my couch. Note: Uncle Jesse and Shirley Hemphill are dead, this is just my fantasy.

Poopie blast! We're back after a 2 month hiatus and boy, we cover the gamut. Louis CK, Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, and Abraham Lincoln are our guests. Just kidding, @JasonScoop and Lindsay Thiesen (@buymorefaucets) join @movida and @KevinGootee discuss gun control, hooking up during halloween, Donald Trump, and various other nonsensical items. Thanks for not giving up on us and stay tuned for the rest of the episodes. Also, follow @comicswatching and head over to www.comicswatchingcomics.com Kevin has come up with a cool idea so check out the teaser trailer. We're filming the second portion on 11/7, stay tuned! Note: Louis CK, Amy Schumer, Dave Attell, and Abraham Lincoln do not appear on the podcast, just in our hearts.

Kevin Magee (no relation to Tits Magee) and @JennWelchnow join us for a nostalgic discussion of how hard it was to get porno back in the 90's instead of having the ability of watching ass play on the A train. You fucking kids and your wi-fi, we had to steal our friends' dads' porno tapes and you can watch some runaway get tag teamed on spring break by pressing a few buttons....sigh

In this second installment, @SteveMarden is still hitting on @mokavida and he joins @MarkARamirez in giving @KevinGootee fatherly advice. The 2 dads discuss how they even brought their kids to comedy clubs because they had shows and no sitter. Thanks for listening and spread the word that @safewordpc is goddamn awesome.

We're back after a month hiatus (mainly because our brunch podcast sounded like shit and didn't want to air it. Joining us so he can hit on @Mokavida is @SteveMarden and he talks about his affinity for Puerto Rican women. Also joining us is @MarkARamirez who might have brought his kid to a few R Rated comedy shows. All 3 of them are laughing hilariously @KevinGootee because he's having a baby girl in a couple of weeks and this fully proves karma is alive and well.

We wrap up the trilogy with these 2 dandies. Allan talks about how his dad changed the family name when Allan was in high school and Maryssa discusses how she's had many guys not go for the kiss at the end of the date, putting them in the gay friend department. Monica wants to know why guys won't kiss their ladies after they get a BJ. Here's a hint, common sense. Listen to that and more!

Spring time is here and this time, we brought over @MaryssaSmith and @AllanFinn. Right out of the gate, Allan and I compare ball shaving war stories. This was all brought on of course, by @Mokavida and her perverted nature. Allan then goes into a massage followed up by the wackiest happy ending you'll ever hear. Share with your friends and part 2 will be up next week with parts 3 and 4 to follow!!!

Well, @KevinGootee talks about a near diarrhea attack while on stage. @Mokavida talks about her ex-bf getting smashed on Valentine's day. @AmandaBaramki talks about her vibrator while @AnthonyCrescenz just takes it all in. Follow us on iTunes and tell a friend for the love of Christ!

Well we're back and referenced anal sex no less than 12 times in the first 30 minutes of the podcast. We hear @AnthonyCrescenz talk about getting last minute flowers on Valentines Day and the clerk thought he was rich because he dropped 50 bucks on roses. What? Yeah. @AmandaBaramki chimes in on her disdain for Valentines Day. She also talks about how unintentionally hilarious 50 shades of gray is. @KevinGootee and @Mokavida enjoy another afternoon of general horseplay so listen up and stay tuned for the next two episodes released next week and then the week after. Auf Wiederzehen.