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In this episode our hosts discuss the impending Covid doom (recorded before full lockdown on the East Coast) and why lesbians breakup so damn much.

In this episode our hosts discuss people with too much privilege and explain their absence.

In this episode our hosts discuss how they have not "made it", a future Vegas trip and stupid ass Goop.

In this episode our hosts discuss their lack of maturity, NYE fun, new fangled cars and once again what not to put in your fucking pussy.

In this episode our hosts discuss holiday tips, Frozen 2 and being young at heart.

In this episode our hosts discuss the joys of aging and how even you lady parts turn against you.

In this episode our hosts discuss being sexy on tv, more Batwoman and  moisturizing your bits.

In this episode our hosts discuss getting old, child cocktails, not letting go of Batwoman and how Heather is interchangable with a small man.

In this episode our hosts discuss being a nazi and how it ain't cool, jade tightening devices and losing your senses.

In this episode our hosts discuss one more item not to put in your fucking vagina.

In this episode our hosts discuss for the 100th time what not to put in your damn vagina.

In this episode our hosts discuss sex work, the tequila problem, Weight Watchers and dumb ass Million Moms and their sad objectives.

In this episode our hosts discuss Heather vs Tequila, Corporate Pride and dumbass Straight Pride.

In this episode our hosts discuss the loss of Veep and the art of not giving a shit.

In this episode our hosts discuss Nicole's return from her Disney Cruise and the slap of coming back to reality. Also lesbian jokes we all love. It's something.

In this episode our hosts discuss Disney, a weird cunnilingus experiment and chocolate vaginas.

In this episode our hosts dicuss their brewery and distillery adventures, the fear of liking weird sex stuff and Kate Winslet.

In this episode our hosts discuss trying to become Insta stars, masturbating with friends and the new spot in town. Then they spiral into weird porn, after school specials and old ass tv.

In this episode our hosts discuss very safe sex and dumb diets.