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Our contractors had some concerns during their inspection of this episode. They found too many inaccurate Oppenheimer references. Also, a complete inability to roll r’s (or l’s or any consonants really). They recommend re-specing into luck to address these problems. Your best bet to find clovers would be that patch of dirt and garbage where the marble players are at. NOW SCATTER!

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Three ways to tell if your crush is into you:

They grab pizza like a book.

They wear funeral clothes to the opera.

Their armpit farts kill at the Nobel Awards Presentation.

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Neil Saavedra & Amy King join Bill for Handel on the News. US national debt hits record $34 trillion. Harvard president Claudine Gay resigns amid plagiarism claims, antisemitism testimony backlash. Senior Hamas leader killed in Beirut was a key figure who patched up ties with Iran. Encino woman,88, had private security for protection. A guard shot her on New Year’s Eve. Witness threat claim delays bill hearing for ex-gang leader held in Tupac Shakur killing. ESPN apologizes for woman flashing breast during Sugar Bowl broadcast. Jeffrey Epstein list: 150 high-power associates to be named soon.

“Time gets weird, I think it’s been looped. Binky dreams big, and Arthur gets duped. Seinfeld is dangerous, bad for your health. If it’s a mafioso’s birthday, you better share the wealth.”

A poem from a 20th century writer you’ve never heard of (but now you have!)

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History buffs are in for a TREAT, unless they’re fans of a certain type of economic system that will not be mentioned. Hint: It’s modeled after Monopoly (which Eli won’t play if there are too many rules). Yabba dabba doo!

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Your top headlines this week: “America’s Horn Shortage: Fact or Fiction?” “Horses Hoof it out of Elwood to Erie” “Bitzi’s Beau No Mo Fo Sho” and “Top Ten Thangs to Protect Those Fangs”

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You’re traveling through another dimension…one where bicycle helmets are a cultural taboo. Where apology videos no longer cut it. And everyone’s neighbor teaches life lessons the hard way. Your destination? The Sugarbowl eerie music cue

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You don’t need to tell us your childhood nickname to listen to this episode, but… it would even the playing field a bit since we both reveal ours. We see Ed in the best light he’s ever been in, and Binky carries out his diabolical “Silence is Golden” master plan.

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We hope you’ve got your magical hoods over your normal clothes, because it’s about to get mystical up in here. Join Eli on his “Independent Studies” or Chris for “Passable Impressions 101”. But whatever you do, do not feed the Sorting Sow lippy bacon.

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Hello good sir/madam/person! May I interest you in a mouse-watering podcast episode? It’s for a good cause. Our August Rush band got "Whiplash"ed out of college and need new instruments to slap. We followed the podcast recipe EXACTLY, so if hives show up on your skin, it’s unrelated.

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Honk!

That’s goose for, “What have you got in your pockets? Fleshy hand tongs? Rustling bushes? Unorganized forks from the dishwasher? Those will all fetch you a pretty penny at the evil pawn shop.”

Honk.

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The internet's favorite Arthur Heads unite for this special collab episode with Will of Elwood City Limits! With the new official Arthur pod coming out, we had to get together and share our thoughts. We hope you enjoy it; it was a blast to record!

A HUGE thank you to Will for inviting us; we're looking forward to more collabs in the future!

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We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL)

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We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL.)

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Are you familiar with “stocks”? If you know someone who is, please send them our way because Chris invested in some weird stuff like cow cud and Leo Dicaprio masks. Plus, our lawyer turned out to be a stack of three or four 5-year-olds in a business suit. At least this episode is funny (not like Eli’s knock-knock jokes). #Bruhster

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Why don’t you make like a tree and listen to this episode? Uh oh. Looks like there’s a naughty cat up in your branches. Better call it out with “Stern Pet Parent Voice”. If the cat breaks a branch, just move the pain somewhere else! Maybe to Tim Allen! Use code “SUGARBOSE” at checkout.

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If we are elected as podcast presidents, we promise to do the following:

A personal alarm DJ for every citizen!

A creepy groundskeeper for every haunted house!

And of course…Pizza Fridays nationwide (not including Alaska, Hawaii, and island territories.)

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You are becoming Chris and Eli…

What should we put in the description? The ostrich-sized chimps were a great bit. Maybe sprinkle in the Crosswire Lore Dump and combine it with crabs? Whatever we pick will be fine, it’ll be a treat for a very particular kind of listener who reads these!

Okay, now GET OUT OF OUR ITCHY HEADS

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Oh, so you want to listen to an episode of our podcast huh? Well now you have to listen to ALL OF THEM! That’s called good parenting. We don’t want to do a bad job and get called out by literally everyone on the street. We’d be trash, like Thomas Edison’s reputation!

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This one goes out to all the comedians out there, even though you can’t read this description. We didn’t mean for this episode to be a Des Moines Travel Guide, but Aqualand and Adventureland paid us BIG MONIES. Before you visit though, make sure to get your check-up from the IQ doctor and pair up with a swim buddy (who is either a shark or your teacher).

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