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Could this be the final episode of the Swish Edition? Hell, could this be the end of everything this week!? Well, guess we'll all find out this Friday, December 21st, the day the Mayans' calendar ran out. In the meantime, this is at the very least, our last episode of 2012.

The boys talk about Steve's naked gay weekend in Ft. Lauderdale; who the biggest douches of the whole Connecticut shooting turned out to be; Adam Lambert as a diva; MDNA is the most successful tour of the year; porn king Michael Lucas switches gear with a new documentary on gay men in Israel; the public nudity ban in San Francisco sticks; why football should stay on the damned sports channels (so as not to upset the racists); and, a McDonald's cult classic returns.

After that, we've got a sample of our good friend DJ Drew G's Dirty Pop 29, a mega-music mix that you'll want to download to play at your holiday party! It's super fun.

Plus, we run down our favorite show events and guests from the wonderful year of 2012 that was! It's hard to believe we did so much.

Happy Holidays from Dale, Scott & Steve! We hope you enjoy our last episode of the year and we look forward to being back with you on Tuesday, January 15, 2013, when we'll return from our three week vacation. Can't wait to see you then.

This week the boys talk about decorating for Christmas; what movies suck; the Beekman Boys (aka The Evil Gays) win CBS' Amazing Race; gay kisses on TV; Scott guest hosts an episode of PriceCast: An Unofficial Price is Right Podcast; the gays are getting married in Washington state; Heterosexuality Awareness Month; and, our friends got back from the Caribbean Drag Cruise (and, yes, Steve was right: it wasn't an official RuPaul's Drag Race event) with tales to tell.

Then, Dale, Scott & Steve welcome Jeff Gundvaldson to the show. He's the president of RSVP Vacations and he shares stories about how the first company to charter cruise ships for exclusive gay vacations go started. From choice entertainment, to classic theme parties, to exciting itineraries that has something for everyone. Okay, maybe it sounds like a big fat commercial to you, but your hosts feel so strongly that gay cruises are the ultimate vacation option, that they're trying to convince everyone to give it a try. Scott & Steve will be setting sail with RSVP in 60 days for a Caribbean cruise to write home about! Can't wait. Whether it's the Caribbean, an Alaskan adventure, or a riverboat cruise through Eastern Europe...try a gay cruise, y'all! In the meantime, hear us talk to Jeff at the 44:20 minute mark.

And finally, the boys play Sherry Vine's newest NSFW, dirty, dirty parody of wil.i.am & Britney Speers' Scream and Shout...but her's is called, Squeeze and Fart, naturally. And it's destined to be a new holiday classic!

This week, we welcome the underwear line mastermind himself, Andrew Christian, to the show. From humble beginnings, to his dedication to the perfect fit, to the incredibly sexy series of viral web videos, we're huge fans of Andrew and his white hot brand. And you'll dig hearing the behind-the-scenes tales he has to tell.

After that, our resident gay manners expert, Steven Petrow, returns for a very special holiday segment. Helpful tips include stories about best gifts for your partner, how to deal with friends of various faiths during the holidays, when it's cool to have the sleeping arrangement conversation with your family, and much more. We love Steven's monthly visit. You can hear it as a part of this week's episode and/or watch the conversation in video form on YouTube.

The boys also talk about new movies they've seen; getting in trouble at the gay bar; RuPaul's Drag Race sea cruise controversy; an ungrateful Angus T. Jones; Forbes' Top 25 Highest Paid Musicians of 2012; Sarah Jessica Parker has a Kiki on Glee; there's a new royal on its way to Great Britain; and, Ricky Martin is going down under. Come ho ho ho with Dale, Scott, Steve and their guests, y'all!

Ready, kids?! We've got another funny one for ya. (And, no, Taco Bell is not a sponsor of this episode. We just love to run for the border, especially when it's free.)

This week, Dale, Scott & Steve are thrilled to welcome the hilarious Jessica Kirson to the show. This popular comedian does the late night talk shows, hosts comedy festivals from coast-to-coast, is a popular cruise entertainer, and dominates the web with her own series of laugh out loud videos (see one of our favorites at the bottom of this page and/or follow her on YouTube). Jessy K talks about growing up in Jersey, the Jersey Show reality show, how she loves to shock people in public, how a big black woman is trapped inside her, her new movie School Dance, her step-brother Zach Braff, gay cruises, and much more. It's a fun, silly conversation that we think you'll dig. The chat with Jessica kicks in at the 41:15 minute mark of the episode.

Plus, the boys talk about their crazy Thanksgivings; Cher's new single; Madonna isn't going to jail; Neil Patrick Harris' love of puppets; Dale wins a jackpot and gets a hand-pay; Chris Brown's Twitter woes; and, the forthcoming Las Vegas party train.

Finally, your hosts kick off their Countdown to Christmas segments with their (sometimes dirty) holiday gift ideas!

This is an amazing Thanksgiving episode, y'all. We had so much fun with our guest host this week, Washington, DC NBC television anchor Wendy Rieger. This local news babe has national appeal and she's made a name for herself as an advocate for going green and for the LGBT community. Plus, she's hilarious! Wendy and the boys talk about journalists in the line of fire; gay buses in London; a lot about the American Music Awards; getting outed in your parents' Christmas card; gay marriage in Maryland; pot vending machines coming to a location near you; gay adoption; all the craziness over at Bravo; and, much more. Then, Scott chats with one half of the Fabulous Beekman Boys. Josh Kilmer-Purcell is an advertising executive, former drag queen, writer, and gentleman farmer. He and his partner Brent Ridge have created an amazing brand in Beekman 1802, are participating in the current season on CBS's Amazing Race, and he has tons of tips for a fabulous Thanksgiving. It's a conversation we know you'll enjoy. All that, and we have a great new song from Daniel Robinson called Deep River. You'll love it. If you aren't listening to our show every week...well...what's wrong with you?? Get with it.

It's a mega-show, y'all!

First up, Dale, Scott & Steve welcome folk-rock singer Tom Goss and Washington, DC-based artist Scott Brooks to the studio as their special guest co-hosts. The guys are promoting their new collaborative and quite creative music video for Tom's song, Make Believe. You've GOT to see it to believe it (it's at the bottom of this page) and then listen to how they made it. Plus, we learn more about Tom's infectious music and Scott's sometimes-disturbing oil paintings.

Then, all the guys discuss all the gays that were elected this past week; Scott's trip to New Orleans; why Dale hates every movie ever made; the fact that Tom has wide feet; where the otters should go to party; how much Dorothy's dress fetched at auction; how we should split the U.S. into two countries; who was giving away hundreds of free vibrators in the city today; and much, much more comment on pop culture and the news of the week.

After that, we turn over the show to Justin Luke--our Gay-on-the-Ground in New York City--while he chats with Manhattan's hilarious and beautiful showbiz spitfire Paige Turner. They discuss So You Think You Can Drag, Drag in a Bag, Slurp Sundays, how Paige is the most-merchandised drag queen, music videos, how to get boys naked and what's new this fall! This chick never sleeps and she's got TONS going on. It's a fun little chat from the streets of Hell's Kitchen. (Oh, and don't forget to check out one of her silly parody videos below.) Justin & Paige kick off at the 37:40 minute mark.

And finally, we've got a conversation with Los Angeles' DJ Paul V (aka Paul Vitagliano) and his spectacular new book, Born This Way: Real Stories of Growing Up Gay. Learn how the popular deejay and music reviewer started the blog of the same name and how that became this must-read and must-gift tome. Featuring both hilarious and heartbreaking memories of growing up LGBTQ--and featuring the likes of columnist Michael Musto, RuPaul Drag Races' Raja, Erasure's Andy Bell and many more. Hear Scott & Paul chat at the 1:02:30 mark. So, folks, this episode is a hefty one, but we think you'll have a laugh or three...and learn something, too. Stream or download it now and listen up!

Hurricane Sandy didn't keep Dale & Scott from putting together a fresh new episode for ya this week. Although, Steven J. Walker is missing (well, not missing, just stuck on the other side of the bloated Potomac River), we were able to talk to our Gay-on-the-Ground in New York City, Justin Luke, as well as our very own gay manners expert, Steven Petrow. Four out of five ain't bad.

This week, the boys talk about the storm, Rod Stewart's stomach full of cum, Ricki Lake's new talk show, Obama's pledge to let the states discriminate against us, how Bobbi Christina Brown might spend Whitney's millions, will.i.am's take on the Entertainment Tonight theme song, and much more!

That and Justin tells us about what's hot in Manhattan nightlife and all about his new novel that hits bookstores today; we can't wait to read Gulliver Takes Five! And Steven Petrow has some advice on alternatives to engagement rings, how to deal with Facebook friends who love Romney, when it's cool to announce your wedding, and more!

It's a shortened show, taped in the old school Secret Underground Studio at Scott's house...but it's still a goodie. Tune in and have a Happy Halloween, y'all!

This week, the boys are back together after a week off and their celebrating independent music week with two new songs from their favorite pop cuties, Daniel Robinson and Joey Salinas. We've featured Daniel's tunes on the show before, but he just won the prestigious John Lennon Songwriting Contest for 2012 for his The Last Night, which we play for you this week. Get Daniel's music and learn more about this dynamic up-and-coming singer/songwriter at iamdanielrobinson.com. And, for the first time on the show, Joey shares with us his, Luv Me, the first single off his upcoming album Identity: Chapter II which drops December 11. He's also busy on upcoming duet projects with frequent Swish guest, singer/songwriter Tom Goss, Elin Melgarejo of Brazilian jazz band Alma Tropicalia, and Jesse Jackson, aka DJ MadScience. Get Joey's music on iTunes and learn more about this awesome new talent at joey-salinas.com. Plus, Steve talks about attending the Human Rights Campaign's national dinner; Scott tells us about his trip to London & Paris; the hosts discuss how Sharon Osbourne hates on Justin Bieber; which cities are the best places to go to find a sugar daddy; ABC's Good Morning America's Sam Champion comes out; the Muppets are coming to march on Washington; and, the average Twitter user might surprise you. Stream or download the show right now...or we will track you down and tickle torture you.

We've said it before...we knew we'd be in trouble when we got to our 100th episode. And here we are. See, we started by numbering the first episode as EP100, so now that we're releasing the 100th episode, we've got EP200. Confusing? Yes. But guess what? You don't care! Just shut up and listen to all the fun!

This week, we welcome the legendary Martha Wash to the show. She chats with Scott about the 30th anniversary of her classic disco hit, It's Raining Men--which we got permission to play for you--and all about her first new album off all new material in almost 20 years. That's called, Something Good, and it'll be out later this year. You'll dig her behind-the-scenes stories and learn what's in store for one of the LGBT communities best friends. That chat and song kicks in at the 25:00 minute mark.

Also up this week, the boys discuss George Michael not-so-down-under; Justin Bieber in bondage; Adele sings for James Bond; our picks for the best 2012 Halloween costumes; and all about the Fall TV shows we're diggin'.

Besides the great chat with Martha, what we're really excited about is our trip down memory lane on this episode. Dale, Scott and Steve talk about the first 99 episodes of the show, discussing their favorite celebrity guests, guest hosts, on-location shoots, all the friends that have lent support, all the porn stars they've drooled over, all the contributors who helped enrich the show, and of course, shout out to the tens and tens of loyal listeners who make it all possible.

We think you'll enjoy the roundup of the first 99 episodes whether you've been listening since the beginning back in October of 2009, or if you are brand new to the show. Perhaps it will inspire you to go back and listen to some of our classic moments. The guys had a great time making this 100th episode for you...and they hope you enjoy it just as much. (With a drink. And naked. It's best listened to drunk and naked. Got it?)

This week, we kick off the episode with a short chat with Australian supermodel Daniel Garofali the new face of C-IN2's GRIP Athletic line of underwear. This model/dancer/writer/television host is such a great guy and he talks about his love of KIVA.org, the Australian Olympic team, and C-IN2! And to top it off, C-IN2 is giving a lucky Swish Edition listener a GRIP Athletic gift pack (which will include a calendar and DVD from Daniel!). Watch the hot GRIP video and register here to be entered to win! Start listening at the 15:30 minute mark for Daniel!

After that, the hosts talk to the incredibly talented Grammy winning songwriter Allee Willis from her home in Los Angeles. Allee has written thousands of songs, many of which you know by heart, such as I'll Be There For You (The Theme from "Friends"); Earth, Wind & Fire's September and Boogie Wonderland; The Pointer Sister's Neutron Dance, and countless others. She starts out by telling us how she came to be working with Charo right now on a new album. Yup, The Love Boat Charo! Allee is an internet pioneer, a multi-media artist, a top party thrower, the curator of her own online museum of kitsch--which is her lifelong obsession and passion--and, she has a multifaceted, interactive live stage show coming up in North Hollywood on September 21 & 22, that our L.A.-area peeps MUST check out. Hear Allee's amazing stories starting at the 35:00 minute mark.

And if that wasn't enough, we've got the August return of our own gay manners expert Steven Petrow. This nationally known etiquette expert, speaker, columnist and author has some things to say about people cutting lines at airports, whether it's okay to invite yourself to a wedding, and a bit about his late friend, the humorist David Rakoff. Steven joins us at the 1:05:30 mark.

Plus, the boys chat about the Olympics closing ceremonies; Madonna getting fined in Russia for standing up for the gays; Romney's pick for VP; the fact that gonorrhea might never go away; the original cast of 90210 return; and, much more gay and pop culture hilarity!

We're thrilled to talk with the hilarious and hairy, husband and husband comedy duo of Dick & Duane on this week's hot new episode. Richie Cohen and Duane Tragis had us in stitches and we just wish you could SEE the whole thing (we did it via video Skype) because besides being funny, they are so bearishly cute, too. They'll tell you how they've been together since they were teenagers, how they got started doing their ingenious brand of sketch comedy, why they decided to bare it ALL in online pictures and videos (which are not work safe), and all about the new web series they're working on. Their segment kicks in at the 32:20 mark in the episode.

Also up this week, Dale & Scott are on-location at the Paradise nightclub in Asbury Park, New Jersey for a chat with the Swish Edition's very first lady spinner! New York City's DJ Kim Dazy was at the shore for the weekend, entertaining the beach goers and taking a break from her permanent gig at Manhattan's Henrietta Hudson. We always wondered how deejays feel out a crowd, so we asked, duh. The goal is to fill out the floor and build from there...playing the pop dance hits and then building from there, adding in a few tracks the kids may not necessarily know. She explains the differences between music tastes between the ladies and the gents, why some club crowds demand the hits they can dance and sing along to, what the summer crowd is like at the shore. This eclectic deejay has worked Gay Days Orlando, Miami's Winter Party, and many others. And we're thinking we need to get this chick to DC some time soon. There just aren't enough lady deejays 'round these parts. Our chat with Kim starts at the 57:00 mark.

Plus, the hosts talk about Dale's "Thing;" Steve's night at the theater; Dale & Scott's weekend sitting on their asses; Scott's poor 16 year old Dalmatian; the cum-like lube Spunk; more RSVP cruise troubles; Madonna, Andrew Christian, Funny Or Die, and rapper Murs' newest videos; the guy with the world's biggest penis gets detained by the TSA; the new season of CBS' Big Brother; and, much more.

We love the funny guys. And if they're hot, too...even better! So when we got to video Skype with hilarious comedian Adam Sank this week, we were treated to many laughs and a very nice view. Too bad you can't take a look, too. We got to see his butt! Adam is one of the hardest working guys in the world of comedy today. He’s performed at all the major comedy clubs in New York City and was featured on season six of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, as well as a host of other television shows. He’s headlined events on Fire Island, in the Poconos of Pennsylvania, and Rehoboth, Delaware. He’s toured most the country, worked plenty in Los Angeles…and here’s the best part, guys, not only is he really good looking, but he’s also not afraid to perform buck naked. If you listen to the show, you'll find out how that came to be. Not sure we'd be so comfortable performing in the all-together for 800 gay dudes. WHo are ALSO naked, mind you. (Hmmm. Where is this place?) Adam's segment starts at the 33:05 mark.

Also up this week, the hosts talk about Dale & Scott's weekend at the Jersey shore; Dale's planning to bend over and attach a triangle to his piercing (yeah, you've got to listen to find out what THAT'S all about); movie stars party in New Jersey; Cher reveals that she's been working on a Broadway musical about her life; Dale is a hero for saving a cab driver's life; we have double Jennifer Hudson news; the line up of stars to grace Hollywood Boulevard in 2013 is out; New York City's Pride was a mega-sucess; Scott accidentally goes off on the fact that DC's Pride isn't as grand as it should be; we like the un-official Scissor Sister's Let's Have a Kiki video; and, much more gay hilarity.

Today's show is brought to you in part by Caribbean Heat, a week-long, world-class, all-male gay dance party event held August 31 – September 7, 2012 at the Adonis Gay Beach Resort in Tulum, Riviera Maya in Mexico. Be a part of all the fun. Click the link above for more information and to register for a free 7-night trip! And by, Swish Air. The world's first all gay, all business class airline takes off from a fine airport near you this summer! Hear more about it at the 30:05 mark during this week's episode.

Look, boys! The Swish Edition is back with a fresh new episode with all the boys together in one room! Steven J. Walker returns from his mega-vacation to join Dale and Scott in the studio. Ready for some major silliness? We've got that...and much more.

This week, we have the return of hottie singer Aiden Leslie who talks to Scott and Steve between gigs at Washington, DC and New York City's Pride events, where he performed his new song, "Diamond Dreams." Aiden tells us about the journey behind the new song, his touring schedule, and why he decided to climb into a pair of long johns and nothing else in the most recent issue of DNA. We've got Aiden's song "Trying To Leave Now," too, because "Diamond Dreams" isn't quite ready for the airwaves yet.Our chat with Aiden starts at the 41:40 point in the show.

Then, Scott chats with Adam Goldman, the creator of the super hot gay web series, The Outs. Adam writes, directs and acts in this amazing, dark comedy about relationships in New York City. Shot on a shoestring (with the help of a modest KickStarter campaign), "The Outs" looks network television-ready, and features some quirky characters you'll remember for some time to come. Two episodes are available now at the link above and at the bottom of this page. The third episode debuts next Tuesday, June 19 online, and the rest will be made this summer. You'll love the show, which has been heralded by Towleroad, Huffington Post, Queerty, Homorazzi, and many more. But WE get to talk to him. Our chat with Adam starts at the 1:07:40 mark in this episode.

The boys also talk about last weekend's Pride festivities in DC; Steve's vacation adventures; what Steve thought when he heard Dale & Scott talking about him on the shows he missed; Madonna's boob; Gaga's head; Bieber's ass; Cher's insane Tweets; Kristin Chenoweth's voice; "True Blood;" and all the pop culture fun of the week.

Today's show is brought to you in part by Caribbean Heat, a week-long, world-class, all-male gay dance party event held August 31 – September 7, 2012 at the Adonis Gay Beach Resort in Tulum, Riviera Maya in Mexico. Be a part of all the fun. Click the link above for more information and to register for a free 7-night trip!

International recording artist Kristine W returns to the show to chat about her new album, her trip to Washington, DC this weekend to perform at the Cherry Blossom Parade and at Town Danceboutique, her strong support for gay rights (she'll be performing at Miami Pride next week), and all about her constantly changing style. Kristine calls in from her recording studio in Las Vegas and the boys felt like they were talking to an old friend; she's so sweet. And sexy! The boys also discuss their Easter weekend festivities; the fake naked Zac Efron pictures; how the guys in Peru check their balls for cancer; Dave Franco's new video PSA; gay families at the White House; Miss Universe decides to allow transwomen to compete; Melissa Etheridge's ex can't live on $23,000 a month; and, much, much more. All that, plus we announce our first trivia contest winner. And if you regularly listen to all our craziness, you too could be a Swishy Prize Pack winner. Listen carefully to learn how to win.

This week, Scott and Steve have gathered to celebrate the birthday of one of their own. Dale turns 31 today (damn him)!

Whilst cutting the cake and marveling at all the balloons and streamers in the studio, the hosts take a moment to turn to their Gay-On-The-Ground Justin Luke and his short chat with the founding partner of New York City's OUT XL complex, IAN REISNER. Ian gives some insight into the creation of this new popular mega-club, hotel and restaurant in Hell's Kitchen.

And it just so happens that your dear hosts will be celebrating Dale's birthday at OUT XL tonight after they attend a Human Rights Watch reception with the cast of Broadway's Evita. The boys can't wait for their New York City adventure and Scott, it should go without saying if you know anything about him, can...not...wait...to meet Ricky Martin. He is beside himself and Dale and Steve are praying that Scott doesn't make a fool of himself in public. (Details next week.)

Also up this week, we have more SHERRY VINE. Sherry has teamed up with her friend PEPPERMINT for a parody song made from Jennifer Lopez' Papi. They've turned it into Bidet and, girl, this one is dirty. We have the song for you.

The boys also discuss Madonna's new MDNA album and all the news she made last weekend; whether transexuals should be allowed to compete for Miss Universe; the two gay men that were arrested for having sex on an Atlantis ship balcony in port; the National Organization for Marriage's war against Starbucks; the movie Bully will be released tomorrow without a rating; you too can chat with an honest to goodness Hollywood has-been or celebrity wanna-be, for a fee; and, much, much more.

All that, plus we announce our newest Twitter winner. And if you regularly listen to all our craziness and become a new follow on Twitter between now and April 3, and you could be a Swishy Prize Pack winner, too!

Singer/songwriter Tom Goss returns to the studio as our guest host this week, replacing Dale, who's finishing up a week at clown college. Scott & Steve are treated to an extra special treat, too, when Tom pulls out his guitar and sings two brand new songs from his forthcoming album, Lost Songs and Underdogs. You'll hear Pills and Chalk and I Do, two great tunes. Plus, this cutie folk-rock singer shares with us details of his massive spring/summer tour of America.

And Scott was excited to swing open the studio doors last Friday night to welcome back Sherry Vine and, for the very first time on Swish, New York-based drag sensation, Bianca del Rio. The girls were featured performers at the Cobalt/Level One complex across the street from the studio that night, so a team of friends, who were at the show, too, came over the studio to watch. You'll hear them in the background for this silly little chat (at the 42:20 mark).

The boys also discuss Scott's new iPad; Beyonce's just-announced, post-baby concerts in Atlantic City (we're going!); setting expectations before a Grindr hookup; the violence against gays solidarity march in Washington (and you can help right here); Rosie's OWN show is officially cancelled; X-Files actress Gillian Anderson comes out; the hot twins of Elephant have a new song and video out, which we are loving; Willam Belli's Chik-fil-A parody video; Santorum's war on pornography; and, much, much more.

All that, plus we announce our newest Twitter winner. And if you regularly listen to all our craziness and become a new follow on Twitter between now and March 27, and you could be a Swishy Prize Pack winner, too!

It's the regular ol' gay hilarity with a lesbian twist this week when the boys welcome back Washington, DC's own Ebone Bell and Angell Lynn (seen left to right) to the show. These chicks are VIPs on the scene in your nation's capital and responsible for the upcoming 6th Annual Capital Queer Prom. This is a must-attend event every March and it sounds like it's going to be quite a party.

The bulk of the show is five friends sitting around having cocktails and acting a fool...but that's what you've come to expect from us by now, right?

Topics include the battle between the message movie Bully and the MPAA's R-rating; Rush Limbaugh and his controversial comments about contraceptive coverage and "sluts" (which turned into an all-encompassing discussion on personal responsibility and victimless crimes); former Growing Pains actor Kirk Cameron's unfortunate anti-gay statements; the disgusting idea of the very real product...bacon flavored lube; all the new television shows coming to the airwaves this month; the new Out XL hotel opens in Manhattan; Andrew Christian strikes again with a hot new viral video (see it below); and, we've got your sexual tip of the week!

The hosts also play a round of the Swish's signature "Slightly Dirty Gay Password" with a decidedly lesbian twist. But can the girls compete? Hmmm. Tune in to find out.

All that, plus we announce our newest Twitter winner. And if you regularly listen to all our craziness and become a new follow on Twitter between now and March 13, and you could be a Swishy Prize Pack winner, too!

We're mixing it up this week with two great guest co-hosts who sit in with Dale, Scott & Steve for the whole show--gay stand-up comedians Chris Doucette and Zach Toczynski.

The guys behind Washington, DC's monthly Gaylarious Comedy showcase will have you in stitches as they help us skewer all the pop culture and gay news of the week over cocktails. Lots of cocktails.

Nothing is off limits nor sacred with these guys. Just the way we like it!

Topics include last Sunday's Oscar-snorefest-of-a telecast; the just announced cast of Dancing with the Stars; Zac Efron and the condom drop incident; the gay Marine homecoming photo seen 'round the world; same-sex marriage comes to Maryland; straight boys playing it gay for ratings; Rude Boys are fun; and, anything you might do on Leap Day, doesn't count!

The hosts also play a round of the Swish's signature "Super Gay Bad Libs," (to the dismay of Chris & Zach). Hey, we think it's a fun activity...but we'll do our best to come up with a fresh, new game for next time. Promise.

All that, plus we announce our newest Twitter winner. And if you regularly listen to all our craziness and become a new follow on Twitter between now and March 6, and you could be a Swishy Prize Pack winner, too!

Dale, Steve & Scott might be at sea this week and unable to upload a fresh new episode...but they didn't forget those who weren't able to join them on the Allure of the Seas. They taped this special episode to air while they were gone. Sure, they SAY that they're on the ship a few times during the episode, but it's a lie. They taped this last week before shoving off. But don't fret, there's still lots of great content! First, up, it's the Swish Edition's very own Gay on the Ground in New York City, Justin Luke, with his exclusive chat with Michael Munoz. The boys stand on the streets of Hell's Kitchen and chat all things NYC and FOOD! It's fun, just like Michael's delicious website, The Gay Gourmet. It's fearless cooking with a side a pizzaz. Check it! After that, Dale & Scott video Skype with the creators and some of the cast members of the wildly popular streaming web-series, Gossip Boy. It's two-on-five as the boys talk to creator Paul Storiale, writer/director Bree Pavey, and actors Daniel Landrouche, Kerr Seth Lordygan and Chris Sams. We all know that streaming video IS the future. It's how we're all going to be getting our content exclusively in the near future. And while we understand that you need to wade through a lot of crap to find the good stuff, there are certainly gems like Gossip Boy out there. And we're thrilled to recommend it. In short, very digestible episodes, the story unfolds quickly. An 18-year old gay kid leaves home for the big city. A straight couple is faced with an tough decision. A man must deal with impossible situation. A mysterious man was wrongly imprisoned. And a dozen other story lines unfold, too, as you sit mesmerized. A little daytime soapy. A little nighttime drama. A lot gay. With a great cast, a talented creative team, and the dedication to do it all for free (for now), you'll enjoy the series and left wanting more. After you listen to our show...go watch all the Gossip Boy episodes, here. All that...and Dale has some VERY interesting photos to share from a listener. See them at www.swishedition.com and hear the story in this week's episode. And don't forget to come back next week when we'll have our REAL Atlantis cruise episode for ya, taped live in the Caribbean.

You'll laugh your butt off when the first lady of the Tupperware party stops by for a spell. Dixie Longate tells us how she got into selling plastic as a condition of getting her kids back after a stint in prison, why Tupperware's cupcake holder makes a much better Jello® Shooter caddy, why she's upset her lazy three year old won't go out and get a job, how she got off her knees long enough to do a show Off-Broadway, all about her upcoming six weeks in Australia (she's scared, because they don't speak English there, ya know), and how alcohol makes people open their wallets (among other things).

Dixie also tells us about what she's packing for the Atlantis cruise that starts this coming Sunday...including a surprising extra, her John Deere Snuggie®. She's planning to host a Snuggie® Pub Crawl with the cruise director and her special fans onboard the Allure of the Seas. Yup, we're gonna get photos of that for you, because we're sure we all have the see it to believe it!

Dale, Scott & Steve also discuss:

• Why the number 115 is so very important to the show this week;
• Dale digs actor Jason Mewes' full-frontal pictures;
• Marriage equality may come to Washington & Maryland, but not New Jersey;
• "Blissfully married" Heidi Klum & Seal to divorce (huh?);
• Actress Cynthia Nixon says that she thinks it's okay to CHOOSE to be gay;
• Drunk guys videotape themselves using Grindr;
• Is THAT Dale naked and gagged? (see photo below);
• Nick & Travis from So You Think You Can Dance are planning a flashmob...the video with the choreography is below (watch it if you're cursing with us next week);
• NPH on the cover of Out Magazine;
• Joan Rivers does pot in a cul de sac;
• Guys With iPhones becomes Guys With Fries;
• NBC's upcoming new show Smash WILL be a smash hit, we predict;
• Katy Perry retools her Teenage Dream album for a March release;
• MORE "Shit Say" videos--a few funny ones are still in the bunch; and,
• Much gay hilarity!