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!!SPOILERS AHEAD!! if you have not seen Dune Part Two. You can use the chapter markers to skip ahead or dip out as we discuss general vibes, then the specifics of the movie, then the specifics of the first two books. Now back to our normal episode description... 

Is being evil hot? Who's the least qualified scientist you know? And if I walk without rhythm, will I ever learn? We answer surprisingly few questions in the special episode we felt moved to make covering Dune Part Two.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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What's your favorite meat frisbee? How old is Baja Blast? And what CAN'T you put sweet and sour sauce on? We answer these questions and more as we chew on Season 3, Episode 9 of Family Matters. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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How do you poop in space? Why can’t we have more than one good scene? And which character understands sports better than we do? We announce the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Jay and Sharon have a warning for you before getting dressed for work along with a bunch of other useful facts!

Who will be the last Winslow standing? What happens if you don't eat your vegetables? And how many people does it take to be "alone?" We answer these questions and more as we dream our way through Season 3, Episode 11 of Family Matters. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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What’s the best math song? Which pocket food travels best? And what REALLY happens when the chips are down? We drag these questions through the dirt as we watch Season 3, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Who's being targeted by this episode? What's your wrestling name? And in which Chili's should we be feeling this God? We answer these questions and more as we pray on Season 3, Episode 13 of Family Matters. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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What’s the easiest pie? Does anything good happen in January? And who cut the shit out of this episode? We cheat our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Why is it fun when Ferris Bueller does it? Which one is your favorite Day of Christmas? And what person who wants to kill The Bride do we see for the first and last time this episode? We answer these questions and more as we boost Season 3, Episode 15 of Family Matters. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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What separates the Alfs from the Meegos? Is a hotdog a sandwich? And what’s the best way to learn geography? We map out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Is this our most anticipated John Rants About the Movies ever? Where do you stand on invisible pimple popping? And what are we gonna do with all this goop? We slip ’n slide through these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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What part of your outfit would you die for? How many people have dated Warren Beatty? And WHERE'S DAVID! We answer these questions and more as we go out with Season 3, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Can you teach me how to bobble? Where are you making your way so fast, faces pass and you're homebound? And what's in the BOX?! We'll answer these questions and more as we tally up the votes for Season 3, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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A rapid-ish-fire list of holiday movies somehow connected to Family Matters PLUS WHERE YOU CAN STREAM THEM. Now that's service in the classic Jumping The Shuttle manner. Then again, so is missing a week because the holidays got too crazy and Alex couldn't get his microphone set up right. Sorry! 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Which joke did they somehow remember 100 episodes later? Where's the coolest luxury vacation spot in Chicago? And are you in the market for a trench coat turkey? We answer these questions and more as we baste Season 3, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Who should have REALLY ended up with Laura? Why is Lieu talking so much? And aren’t we full up on cream already? We pay by the minute to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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What Petco fish is very popular nowadays? Can you fill up this cup? And is this show connected to literally every other TV show, movie, and song in the universe? Find out as we take a bite out of Season 3, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Who doesn’t love a dystopian police state? What happens when Robocop gets depressed? And does no one have any integrity with this point system? We waiver on these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
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Is he a dude? Is she a dude? Are we all dudes? Ask your children these questions and more as we compete on Season 3, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
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 Was this episode actually... good...? How many points is anything worth? And what is the sound of one femme walking? Here's lookin' at the answers to these questions and more in Season 3, Episode 25 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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