the matt and kim podcast

In this podcast we discuss:
A 93 year old woman who is made a "need more beer sign" gets delivered 150 cans of Coors Light.
Living 60 more years but not allowed to leave the house, or 10 years going wherever you want.
and other assorted nonsense.

In this episode we discuss:

A woman who farts in a dollar store and pulls a knife on a man who complains.
Spotify has playlists for animals?
Where would you want and extra eye?
and other assorted nonsense

In this episode we discuss:
Would you eat butter made from insects?
If every time you had sex it took a week off your life would you still do it?
Would Kim rather Matt have no penis or 5 penises.
Would you rather go a month without drinking or masterbating? 
and other assorted nonsense.

In this episode we discuss:
What if you were married for 30 years and found out your spouse was your sibling?

Would you rather have a one night stand with someone who's really attractive or really good in bed?

and other assorted nonsense

Live from San Francisco we answer a bunch of questions that aren't necessarily hypothetical but get us thinking all the same...
 
 Which romantic gesture do you believe is over-rated?
 
 What have you been putting off for far to long?
 
 What do you wish you cared less about?
 
 How important is money to you?
 
 If we came home from tour and we realized the house now has a ghost, how would we get rid of it?

Live from Minneapolis:

If your friend or partner got way too drunk and you were sharing a hotel room, where would you make them sleep? Would you still share a bed with their vomiting drunk ass, or make them sleep on the floor or in the tub?

What would you do if you realize you have been calling someone the wrong name (or pronouncing their name wrong) for years and they never corrected you?

If you came down with food poisoning during a flight, would you rather be vomiting or have diarrhea?

Given the opportunity again, would you play at an outdoor show in Minneapolis with subzero temperatures in January? (BTW, thanks for already doing that earlier this year!)

Live from Royal Oak, MI we discuss such things as:

You witnessed a terrible crime and a Mexican drug cartel wants your ass dead. You are put into witness protection. They give you a choice of Alaska or Arkansas. Which do you choose? Also, you can't make music ever again. What would you get a job doing? 

You friend tells you that they saw your mom on a dating website. Do you ask your mom? Or do you pimp her out to your single guy friends?

and other assorted nonsense

It's the first time we have a guest here on The Matt and Kim Podcast.  Comedian and Writer Will Miles joins us to discuss such things as:
If you could get a great cheap house painter but he had to watch porn while he painted would you still hire him? and other assorted nonsense.

This week we discuss things like:
Would you live in "The Watcher" house? 
How much would you have to be paid to have porn shot in your house? 
What type of Furry would you be?
And other assorted nonsense. 
 

Would you stay with your partner if you found out they were a serial killer who only killed bad guys? (like Dexter)

What would you do if your partner wets the bed?

and other random nonsense...

First half we get a bit side tracked talking about how Kim tore her ACL again.
Then we continue in to our normal nonsense such as:
"What is the one sexual act you've always wanted to try but your partner would never let you?"

This week we go over hypothetical questions related to relationships.

If you had to kill 10 innocent people to save your partners life would you? 
If i had a medical problem that made it so we couldn’t have sex would you still want to be with me? 
If you can stop my face and body from ages would you or would you rather i grow old with you?
... and bunch more.

Would you save 1 sibling or 4 strangers if a building was on fire?
Free unlimited massage, chauffeur, or cook pick one.
Would you eat human?
If you want your superpower to be invisible, you're probably a pervert.
... and other assorted nonsense

What if you could change the sounds your body makes?
Worst job you ever had?
If the law required you to get a full body tattoo what what you get?
... and other assorted nonsense

In this week's episode we discuss: 
Droppin heat in plastic bags VS in cups
Fighting a hundred horse sized ferrets or one ferret sized horse
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
and other general nonsense...

This week we discuss such things as:  would you drink bat milk, monkey milk or cheetah milk? Would you want to be the first to make contact with the aliens? as well as other assorted nonsense that we take very seriously!

In this episode we discuss:
If you needed to make 10,000 in one day or be killed how would you do it?
Would you rather an extra belly button, or extra nipple?
Would you rather use scratchy toilet paper or wear uncomfortable clothes for the rest of you life?
... and other assorted nonsense.

This week we learned Kim should have skipped being in a band and opened the world's most successful bar.
We also discuss: 15 years ago, if we pictured our life now, what did we think it would be like?