totswithross

Have you ever listened to two older dance moms who haven't seen each other in a while catch up on the phone?

This is like that, just a lot more fun.

It might seem trivial to you, but to us, this is a big deal.  We got Curtis Earth from https://www.earthtrivia.com

This episode is ... in the guest's opinion... Ghetto as F

This episode is like a phone book delivery person... names are being dropped EVERYWHERE.

But, you don't care. You're not going to listen just to see if The Godfather of Orlando Comedy Ken Miller mentioned you. You're not that vain.

And yes Reid, he mentioned you.

Danny Maupin, the man from an entire other coast, is here to discuss things. Things of relevance. Things of importance. Things Turmeric.

Are you a #birdwatcher?

Do you enjoy eating a late late breakfast?

Are you often described as Employee of the Month?

Do you know where your eight ball is?

What is off the Florida Keys?

What's your favorite jukebox hijinx?

These questions and more {cover the first five minutes} on this episode of #TOTSWITHROSS

Moonshiners are a special kind of people.

So here is an episode.

DonateToSkate or Die!

I loved skate board video games. I was too uncoordinated to skate, but I love the culture. I appropriated the culture with my Big Black Dickies, and Docs. But I also worked in an industry where that was the required uniform. 

But enough about me... listen to this episode to find out about jenna Hirt.

Tommy O'Neill moved to Los Angeles and built a career just in time for everything to shut down. 

But he's still working and he has a lot of thoughts on a lot of things. He and Ross discuss it all.

Ball4President is not running for office. 
Ball4President  wants to entertain you.
Ball4President is something to write in your browser not your ballot.

Ball4President is something Ross worried about saying incorrectly and is afraid he said BallForPresident, but through audio editing (just letting the tape roll) it is clear that it is Ball4President.

The following is for the robots so they can stack and sell this podcast...

Comedy Central, MTV, LOL Network, and more. All he wants to do is be creative and laugh. Kevin Hart. Register to vote. TOTS4ROSS 

What do you get when you take a Mormon boy and give him two turntables and a microphone?

What happens when you reveal the secrets of the Mormon church?

What happens with one tooter from a hoot pipe filled with Salvia?

How much is Steve Cantwells house worth now? 
(Over a quarter million at this point)

What happens if you piss off an accountant?

What is the results of a battle against the tax man?

This episode is the answer to Life, the Universe, and EVERYTHING.

There is so much packed into this episode.

It's like trying to condense all of the sex, drugs, and rock and roll of the 1987-88 Guns and Roses - Appetite For Destruction tour into a half hour Zoom call (that ran a little past the half hour mark, because why would you stop?).  

The Stand Up Philosopher Josh Adam Meyers (host of The 500 Podcast) shines light on success, travel, drugs, Scooshing, and ghosts.

#WRISTmask

Have you ever tilted at windmills?

But have you done it in SPANISH?

Grocery Shopping
Meat counters
DICKS
National Axe Throwing Federation
Christmas with Twiki

Sock With Ross Winner Announced

Talent vs Hard Work

Population 419

The Atlanta Talk Show with Joe Pettis 
T.A.T.S.
#tatswithjoe

Ross spent some time talking to Joe and Gay Haldeman.  Joe is the author of "The Forever War" and screen writer of Robot Jox.

Ross ended up battling Gay Halderman on some of the finer points of Sci-Fi categorization.  

Welcome to the Marina.
Lasers? Don't trust 'em.
Hot Dogs in Mexico
Junk Drawer

We ran out of stuff recorded before the slow-pocalypse.  Some of our fans, friends, and former guests call in with some short stories to provide you with a TOT fix while new equipment is being shipped to the Orlamdo Studios.  

This was recorded a while back before the apocalypse.