#unicorns

On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen.
Thank you to our listeners all over the world!

Slap Your Tail Comedy upcoming show
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/

So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me.
You say you are open minded, but you push your religion on others and won't discuss religions other than your own. Sounds like dangerous thinking.
The Beaveman is on a documentary kick. This time he watched "Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets," on Amazon. Guess what, he got furious immediately. No surprise there. The squad unites to talk about this bizarre way of thinking and delve into the psyche of religious fanaticism. They really don't, they just wanted to sound smart. Join us for the fun. If you have documentary suggestions for the Beaveman, send them to slaptailsquad@gmail.com or message on social media.

Slaptail Nation upcoming shows
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/

All things Mike Cotayo
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline.
You know what this show needs? More people that make the artery on the side of the Beaveman's head throb and expand to dangerous proportions.
Join the idiots for a typical chat.

All things Mike Cotayo
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Slaptail Nation upcoming show information
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/

On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocent Beaveman, say it isn't so. They accuse the Beaveman of being an instigator which, as you know loyal listeners, is a bold faced lie. Join us for a fun chat among the friends you like to hear from every week. Thank you to all of our listeners and for friend of the show the dark lord of brown-town for joining us.

Slaptail Nation Upcoming Show March 9, 2024
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/

All things Mike Cotayo, shows, links, etc.
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Slaptail Squad Picks
https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental.
Having said that, listen to some interesting renderings from members of the Slaptail Squad.
Do you know someone that did their time working in the ER? Bet they have some similar stories.
What you find most hard to believe is that anyone would ever threaten to harm the Beaveman, that's why the stories are not real.
Join us for a completely idiotic podcast.

All things Mike Cotayo
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Upcoming Slaptail Nation Shows
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/

The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun.

Slaptail Squad Pics
https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart.
The evidence suggests that he is however. Join the squad as they catch up with Nemo for a typical idiotic conversation.

Slaptail Squad Picks
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

https://crawlspacecomedy.com/

https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time.
It was an editing nightmare.
Ronz thinks he just has a dry throat from his work environment, but does he?
Join the squad for a fun conversation, It's the same idiocy you have come to know and enjoy every week. Thank you to all our listeners for their support.

Slaptail Squad Favorites
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/

https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

https://www.facebook.com/scarcomedy/

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

The squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam. Maybe he is the normal one.
The squad learns that GiGi is obsessed with balls, which leads to some fun ball talk.
Thanks to all of our listeners around the world. We are so thankful for all of you.

Slaptail Nation Upcoming Shows 2023

https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-holiday-showcase/

Slaptail Nation Pics

https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

https://www.lastpodcastontheleft.com/

The mighty 3 assemble. The Beaveman is losing his voice on the regular which is super frustrating for a podcaster so he lets his number 2 (Ronz)  and his number 12 (the Swan) run the show. Ronz demonstrates his inability to support the decisions of others by insisting on purchasing Christmas gifts for persons that don't want them.
He also reveals that if he could split himself into multiple parts, that he would rather have sex with himself than with other people. That's super weird. Or maybe, that is just the Swan's interpretation of what he said. Swan rounds it out by insulting the legend that is Shaquille O'Neal and Ronz reveals that not only have they been stifling is comedy for years, but they have not allowed him the opportunity to express himself politically.  It's just what you have come to expect from this group of idiots. Thank you to all of our listeners for your continued support.

Slaptail Nation Comedy Information

https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-holiday-showcase/

The Squad unites during this holiday season, when the world is going to $h1T, to talk about holiday memories. Some good, some bad. It's a fun trip down memory lane.
They then talk about the genius that is Nicolas Cage and their plan to do a movie marathon to ensconce Jumanji in the culture that is Nicolas Cage.  Can't wait for that to happen. Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you, be safe. 

Upcoming Slaptail Nation Show Information
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-holiday-showcase/

Friends of the Show
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

The Slaptail Squad welcomes friend of the show Davison Sarai for a casual conversation about their new adventure as a content creator on Only Fans. Its an interaction that was  sure to make Ronz slip right into several cringy moments. Don't worry, he did.
Ever wonder if members of the squad would kiss each other for money?
Ever wonder who would eat what out of what orifice?
Now you don't have to wonder.
Thank you to our audience for joining us on another journey into idiocy.

Davison Sarai Only Fans and Instagram  Information

https://onlyfans.com/davisonsarai
https://www.instagram.com/davisonsaraiwrestling/

Slaptail Nation November 11, 2023 show link

https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy/

Friends of the Show/Slaptail Pics

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

The Squad unites to talk about their stupid obsessive behaviors. The Beaveman is a neat freak, the Ronz searches for trash, Jumanji is superstitious, and the Swan sleeps with a whore cat. What does it all mean? Who knows, they sure don't. As always, you are never going to learn anything from listening to these morons but it sure is fun. Thank you all for supporting the show!

Upcoming Events
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy/


Friends of the Show
The Monsters Lair Podcast
https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

Skylar Creates on Twitch TV
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

Mike Cotayo
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Crawlspace Comedy Theatre
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/

On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, three members of the Squad have a funny conversation with local funny dude Matt Hybels who is a Kalamazoo comedy staple and host of open mic comedy at Up and Under.  It's a completely ridiculous conversation about movies, comedy, and whatever else they feel like talking about.
As always, the Ronz sniffed or took excessively long breaths before speaking, so you have that to look forward to, (don't worry, the Beaveman removed 90% of them).
He also did the whole fanboy thing, no surprise there. Literally, if you are someone the Ronz does not know, he will fanboy you.
Thank you so much to our listeners for supporting us.
Thank you to Matt for joining us.
Please see the show link for his youtube show and Instagram.

All thing Matt Hybels
3BeerBuzz
https://www.youtube.com/@3beerbuzz

Instagram
@matt_hybels

The Squad unites to talk about their favorite thing, random stuff. Every notice that those close to you have their own little catch phrases?
Do you like DIY projects? Do you know what they are? Ronz doesn't.
Maybe you like tasting new things. Have you ever wondered if everyone's junk tastes the same?
These are the things this group of idiots talk about when they get together. You didn't really think you were going to learn anything did you? Of course not.
Thank you to all of our listeners for your continued support. Here's to another amazing season.

Friends of the Show
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates
https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Mike joins the squad from Arizona. Ronz takes the lead and asks Mike, now known as Nemo, some very boring questions. Don't worry, we left a couple of them in so you could have a sample of the 10-15 minutes of monotony the squad had to endure as the Ronz struggled to step out of the number 2 position. The Beaveman is however a caring Master of the Universe, and he cut the monotony from the episode. 
We get to the entertaining portion of the podcast.
The Ronz asks the squad if he should take an improv course. The obvious answer is yes. Why should he take it? Who knows? Why ask that question? Only the Ronz knows. 

Thank you to all of our listeners for hanging out with us. It is due to your amazing support that we have finally made the charts in not just Egypt and Spain, but finally in the United States. We appreciate you all!

Slaptail Nation friends of the show
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

All things Mike Cotayo
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

The Squad reunites after their season break to talk about what they did during the break, and their plans for Slaptail Nation in the future.
Jumanji questions if he is having a midlife crisis, Ronz divulges the secret behind his awesome haircut, and Beaveman and the Swan talk about the progress of the Slaptail Nation.
Don't worry, they also talk about plenty of idiotic subjects and opportunities to be inappropriate and cringy.
Thank you to our listeners, your support of our show has meant the world to us. Here is to another season of complete nonsense among friends of the Slaptail Nation.

All things Mike Cotayo, show dates, social media links, etc. 
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Slaptail Squad/Slaptail Squad Picks
The  Monster's Lair
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

Skylar Creates on Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://swissnavy.com/

On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Squad goes on the road, portable style to a new venue, Bright House Studio in Portage Michigan for a full on comedy show with some very talented comedians. The Beaveman, Ronz, and the Swan interview comedians Darius Walker, Chris Karpinski, Joel Sankey, and Conor Keenan. We know, we don't do interviews. Don't worry, despite our best efforts, Ronz made it cringy with the comedians. The final interview is Ronz at his cringy best when he interviews the organizer of the show Katie. Keep this in mind. Katie is at least 3 decades younger than the Ronz. Almost makes me think I should stop handing out lube when we do an event. 
It's all in good fun. Enjoy this bonus episode. Get ready for season 5. 

Comedians interviewed on this podcast that performed at Bright House Studio 
Darius Walker Instagram @dariuswalker
Chris Karpinski Facebook Christopher J. Karpinski
Joel Sankey Instagram @joelsankeycomedy
Conor Keenan Facebook: Conor Keenan

The Squad unites for the final episode of season 4. It's been a good run but now it is time to take a break to come up with new ideas. On this episode the Beaveman shares his thoughts on what he believes will end the human race. There is also some minor conspiracy fun, and of course, general idiocy. Thank you for joining us this season.
Looking forward to season 5.
During the break, if you would like the Beaveman to play some clips from favorite episodes while he and the Swan break it down, please email the show. slaptailsquad@gmail.com with episode details. You can also message us at instagram
@slaptailsquad or on Facebook Slaptail Squad.


Slaptail Squad Recommendations
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://swissnavy.com/

The Squad unites to discuss one of their most sacred topics: stand-up comedy. Now that the Beaveman has successfully performed without getting booed off the stage, he begins his next adventure. Seeking out open mics, networking, and watching local shows in the hopes of scoping out and scouting talent. Beaveman consults with squad member and professional comedian Mike but soon realizes that Ronz is the one with all the opinions. Basically, its the podcast for Ronz, about Ronz, and starring Ronz.
Please see the show links for friend of the show Skylar as he performs his first open mic.
See the show links for Mike Cotayo's upcoming shows.
You can check the show links for Beaveman's upcoming open mics, but you won't find them because he is not posting them.
Thank you to all the great local comedians here in Michigan for just getting up there and performing. We admire you and comedians around the world. Thanks for bringing us joy!

All things Mike Cotayo with show information
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show
Skylar's open mic
https://youtu.be/UmNwKRWuk_E

https://www.facebook.com/ComedyNightAtRiverCitySaloon/

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://swissnavy.com/