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RANTING with a side of RANTING... and just a bit more RANTING.

Topics included in today's episode:

• Veterinarians being thrown under the bus
• Empiric antibiotic usage and culture/sensitivity
• Giving cancer to everything
• Sticking it to some snooty alphabet soup people
• Stress dreams
• Chemo buddies
• and MORE!

 

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‘A veterinary student receives an F for following her conscience’ and ‘A guide to conscientious objection’ from OurHonor.org.

Original posts: 

https://www.ourhonor.org/blognew/fraissl

https://www.ourhonor.org/conscientious 

 

Our Honor is a non-profit organization supporting veterinary professionals embracing their conscience. They’re creating an organized network of professionals who are able to formally challenge unethical institutionalized systems and amplify the voices of those who have been marginalized. They practice nonviolence and believe in forging alliances with industry. They believe everyone who seeks out a career with animals has the desire to protect them from suffering. They’re working to create better ways to help and protect the animals we love and achieve the highest levels of compassionate care and transparency. Visit OurHonor.org for more information.

 

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That's right folks, we do anal gland removals!

An entire episode dedicated to butt stuff. Did we mention we talk about butts? If buttock-related surgeries give you the heebie-jeebies, seek cover no longer!

 

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Faced with difficult questions in the veterinary world, Drs. Djinn and Samhain must swallow their pride and call the experts for help. Will this be the end of their boarded snobbery?

 

Disclaimer: Audio glitches due to unforeseen interference.

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Some people say, "pain is weakness leaving the body". But pain sucks! While we can't get rid of pain altogether, we can do our best to minimize it.

Here's Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain's analgesia protocols for small animal surgical procedures!

 

Content warning: Some views may differ from your own.

 

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We asked, you DELIVERED! On Twitter, we posed the question: "What's the worst veterinary medical question you've EVER been asked?!" And you all knocked it out of the park! We try our best to "answer" your worst client questions.

If you need a break from reality, this is the episode for you! (If you came here for veterinary informational content... Hi! Welcome! Maybe pick a more serious episode first)

 

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Does a bulldog with mucoid ocular discharge send you running in terror? What about a dog with absolutely no tears at all? Horrifying, right?

Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn tackle everything you would EVER want to know about dry eye disease and keratoconjunctivitis sicca!

You asked, we delivered! One of our longest episodes to date... because we really like talking about ophthalmology.

 

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Veterinary medicine has been going through it lately. Clients have been terrible to all of us. Even the nice ones... will eventually stab you in the back. Oh, and don't forget to do your government issued wellness modules! Those will surely help you feel better.

TW: Rant Episode. Two veterinarians yelling about clients and stupid emails...

 

Guardian article: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/30/vets-want-to-help-your-pet-and-you-but-death-threats-arent-good-for-anyones-health

 

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Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain are back on their ophthalmology BS! Learn how to repair a cherry eye, and why (dear goodness gracious) we don't remove them. Twitter rant-inspired episode.

 

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Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's 2021 year in screw ups! Incoherent sounds, wheezing, and many drams of whiskey were involved in the making of this blooper reel.

 

Happy New Year! Thanks for your support in 2021. We look forward to giving you even more asinine veterinary content in 2022!

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Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's most shat bag, hot garbage, dumpster fire veterinary cases.  Some of our favorite "What the...?" cases. All for your listening pleasure! 

 

Details edited to protect patient identities.

 

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Anen... anem.... anemone.... wait, that's not right.  Anemia!

Drs. Samhain and Djinn are actually talking about veterinary medicine again!  Everything you wanted to know (and some things you didn't) about anemia.  Spherocytes, steroids, and blood transfusion rants abound. 

 

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Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn: Certified Demonologists

Have you been afflicted by a negative presence? Do you feel a heavy weight on your chest? Have you seen a black bird apparition recently?  We're no longer just veterinarians. As newly minted demonologists, we are here to exercise (I mean exorcise) your demons too! Trust us, we're professionals. 

 

Happy Halloween! 

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Come one, come all... we have a SpOoOoky story for you!

Drs. Samhain and Djinn's real-life haunting tale of the Ghosts of Vet Clinic Past. 

 

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It's finally SPOOKY SEASON! Just a little intro to our shenanigans this month. 

 

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Was your day stressful? Did clients yell at you? Need someone to sit down and have a drink with? Want to listen to a complete nonsensical conversation? Well Drs. Djinn and Samhain have the perfect episode for you! 

We needed a break. And a drink.

Here's our stream of consciousness! Enjoy!

 

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Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn went (virtually) to a veterinary conference expecting continuing education credits. Unbeknownst to them, some of that "education" would be in alternative medicine...

From herbs to tuning forks, and generational trauma to qi: here's All Vets Are Off's unhinged take on alt med. 

 

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What happens when a corneal ulcer refuses to heal? What does SCCED even mean? Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's tips for what to do when your (third eyelid) flap turns to goo. 

Trigger warning: Goo related eyeball talk. Save yourselves.  

 

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Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's stream of consciousness rant about the "Slow Kill Method" for treatment of heartworm. 

Warning: our editor needed a break. Enjoy the most full-fledged, no-holds-barred rant yet. We wanted to end the heartworm series with a bang! ...but slowly.

 

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Your canine patient has heartworm... Well fudge, now what?! Don't panic. 

Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn will help you treat heartworm if you've got it, and prevent it if you don't.

 

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(Foreshadowing: only 1 part of the heartworm series remains... what's possibly left to rant about?)